So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

[Fishboy]

I'm kind of annoyed with women and disappointment lately. Big part of me just feels like not even dating right now.

Why would you assume the girl at my job is crazy?

Dude - if she's female, she's crazy.  Trust me on this one. 

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I still like her...but there was a sexy time problem.

too much whiskey for you and then things got hard..... or actually....didn't get that way?

 

[Fishboy]

That wasn't my plan.

She had an odor problem pal. I talked to her about possibly having a yeast infection. She went to her gyno and nothing was wrong. So now I'm scared she will always smell bad.

oh hell - maybe you should just marry her.  Won't be touching it or smelling it then and problem solved. 

 

[RokNRole]

You should set that to music and write a country song.  

Might be all I can do at this point.

 

[ex-ghost]

What a joke this thread is. I've moved to viewing it as entertainment rather than a 

 

[RokNRole]

oh hell - maybe you should just marry her.  Won't be touching it or smelling it then and problem solved. 

This cheered me up lol

 

[RokNRole]

too much whiskey for you and then things got hard..... or actually....didn't get that way?

I don't drink whisky pal

 

[jon_mx]

Thought we had a hard delete here.  

 

[jamny]

Thought we had a hard delete here.  

Nah, that was just clickbait.

 

[RokNRole]

Thought we had a hard delete here.  

I'm feeling better today

 

[jon_mx]

I'm feeling better today

So your solution is to get drunk?   

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I don't drink whisky pal

im not your pal, buddy. it can probably happen with other types of alcohol too if you drink enough of it.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

Thought we had a hard delete here.  

the single Mom thought it was going to be hard too. it wasn't.

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

That wasn't my plan.

She had an odor problem pal. I talked to her about possibly having a yeast infection. She went to her gyno and nothing was wrong. So now I'm scared she will always smell bad.

sounds like at least you were a gentleman about it though.

 

[TLEF316]

"We had this incredible connection. It was like we'd known eachother for years. I was ready to be the father of her child..........But her ###### smelled bad, so that's the end of THAT"

 

[RokNRole]

So your solution is to get drunk?   

I was drunk last night. At the moment I'm buzzed

 

[RokNRole]

"We had this incredible connection. It was like we'd known eachother for years. I was ready to be the father of her child..........But her ###### smelled bad, so that's the end of THAT"

It's a deal breaker.

If you got a night with your dream girl and she smelled how would you feel afterwards?

 

[RokNRole]

sounds like at least you were a gentleman about it though.

I displayed incredible tact 

 

[jon_mx]

"We had this incredible connection. It was like we'd known eachother for years. I was ready to be the father of her child..........But her ###### smelled bad, so that's the end of THAT"

Who can't relate to that?  Their ### don't always smell that great either.  Damn women.  Tell death do us part or the ##### starts to smell, whichever comes first. 

 

[McGarnicle]

That wasn't my plan.

She had an odor problem pal. I talked to her about possibly having a yeast infection. She went to her gyno and nothing was wrong. So now I'm scared she will always smell bad.

Problem solved

 

[RokNRole]

Problem solved

A problem so severe they had to solve it twice

 

[TLEF316]

It's a deal breaker.

If you got a night with your dream girl and she smelled how would you feel afterwards?

I'd feel silly for declaring my undying devotion for her before ever smelling her.

 

[RokNRole]

I'd feel silly for declaring my undying devotion for her before ever smelling her.

Only a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart

 

[ProstheticRGK]

It's a deal breaker.

If you got a night with your dream girl and she smelled how would you feel afterwards?

Well, you and I are a little different in that I actually get to know someone, irl, before they become my dream girl. So, that's something. And, let me tell you: you're gonna put up with a lot more than a stinky kitty once you become a father. It'll be worth it, most times. But it'll be a lot more than a bit of a hygiene problem. But, you got this. 

 

[Conanthecontrarian]

I displayed incredible tact 

well of course. because you are the picture of perfection. she didn't know how good she had it. you still have jugs of your urine around the place?

guys that drink heavily tend to smell the best and their apartments never smell.

 

[Moe.]

"We had this incredible connection. It was like we'd known eachother for years. I was ready to be the father of her child..........But her ###### smelled bad, so that's the end of THAT"

A man got to have a code.

 

[DropKick]

I don't think things are going to work out with single mom. The boning just didn't do it for me and things have sort of fizzled.

My ex from NY asked me to marry her and move to England with her but I'm not too keen on that.

ive got my eye on a Latina I work with. 23 but just got out of a long relationship. What's the play here when trying to date a coworker?

This isn't the same co-worker that is going "ghetto" on you is it?  If so, this is getting weirder than I anticipated.

 

[RokNRole]

Well, you and I are a little different in that I actually get to know someone, irl, before they become my dream girl. So, that's something. And, let me tell you: you're gonna put up with a lot more than a stinky kitty once you become a father. It'll be worth it, most times. But it'll be a lot more than a bit of a hygiene problem. But, you got this. 

I'm not saying she was my dream girl. I was just illustrating it's a big enough problem to even turn a guy off to his dream girl. Mine are Jennifer Connelly and Linda Cardellini. If I got a night with either and they had stinky snatch I'd probably find 2 new chicks for the spank bank.

 

[RokNRole]

This isn't the same co-worker that is going "ghetto" on you is it?  If so, this is getting weirder than I anticipated.

Umm no

 

[RokNRole]

well of course. because you are the picture of perfection. she didn't know how good she had it. you still have jugs of your urine around the place?

guys that drink heavily tend to smell the best and their apartments never smell.

Oh Conan. You need a hobby bud.

 

[Quint]

i vote "Marry The Ex And Move to England". 

positives: 

- you'll be married
- you know your ex [probably] doesn't have an odor problem "down there"
- you'll get a change of scenery 
- "free" health care in the UK so you can avail yourself of counseling if you choose
- new pubs to explore!
- new friends to meet!

negatives:

- pick up a British accent?
- have the best teeth in your neighborhood?
- rely on public transport?

i think this is the way. 

 

[Galileo]

I still like her...but there was a sexy time problem.

She didn't swallow?  (I'm referring to the braised ground beef, of course, since this is a PG forum.)

 

[RokNRole]

I'm feeling pretty close to this song lately

https://youtu.be/uuYFEiuHOn4

 

[RokNRole]

i vote "Marry The Ex And Move to England". 

positives: 

- you'll be married
- you know your ex [probably] doesn't have an odor problem "down there"
- you'll get a change of scenery 
- "free" health care in the UK so you can avail yourself of counseling if you choose
- new pubs to explore!
- new friends to meet!

negatives:

- pick up a British accent?
- have the best teeth in your neighborhood?
- rely on public transport?

i think this is the way. 

The ex is Asian. Always immaculate. 

We were together over 2 years. The biggest issue we have is my drinking and her being 12 years older than me and we can't have kids. We've talked about what dogs we want.

 

[Eminence]

Latina chicks are pretty easy to pickup. Just make small talk and slide the word "vato" in there a few times.

 

[DropKick]

So, what ARE you drinking tonight?  The problem just might be cheap beer.

 

[Quint]

The ex is Asian. Always immaculate. 

We were together over 2 years. The biggest issue we have is my drinking and her being 12 years older than me and we can't have kids. We've talked about what dogs we want.

solutions: 

- cut back/stop drinking?
- adopt a child?
 

can't do much about the age difference, but if she has a "plan" and wants you to be a part of it, then why not? i mean, it doesn't sound like you're all that happy with your situation currently. 

 

[RokNRole]

So, what ARE you drinking tonight?  The problem just might be cheap beer.

In the last 2 hours I drank a sixer of Breckinridge Vanilla Porter and I just cracked open a Keystone Ice

 

[RokNRole]

6:59 left in the 2nd and I'm up 4-3 against the Wild. Looking to break Gretzkys goal record this season.

 

[RokNRole]

solutions: 

- cut back/stop drinking?
- adopt a child?
 

can't do much about the age difference, but if she has a "plan" and wants you to be a part of it, then why not? i mean, it doesn't sound like you're all that happy with your situation currently. 

I do like her. I don't like the idea of not passing on my art skills to the next generation.

 

[-OZ-]

As for the drinking....I'm going to make an effort to reel things in starting tomorrow. Just got home and I'm off tomorrow after working 6 days in a row. 3 of them doubled. I'm getting smashed today, sleep it off tomorrow and see how I handle a day of somewhat clean living.

That wasn't my plan.

She had an odor problem pal. I talked to her about possibly having a yeast infection. She went to her gyno and nothing was wrong. So now I'm scared she will always smell bad.

I don't drink whisky pal

"We had this incredible connection. It was like we'd known eachother for years. I was ready to be the father of her child..........But her ###### smelled bad, so that's the end of THAT"

I displayed incredible tact 

 

[Zow]

I just want the love of a beautiful woman and to settle down.

Beautiful women don't want to settle down with mid-30s alcoholics who can't hold down a job.

 

[Zow]

In the last 2 hours I drank a sixer of Breckinridge Vanilla Porter and I just cracked open a Keystone Ice

Gross

 

[DropKick]

In the last 2 hours I drank a sixer of Breckinridge Vanilla Porter and I just cracked open a Keystone Ice

Sounds like two ends of the spectrum.   I drank a lot when I was younger too - I would slow down if I were you.  No offense - just good advice.   And stay out of the car.  One mistake can be a BIG problem.

 

[Quint]

I do like her. I don't like the idea of not passing on my art skills to the next generation.

so the choice is Keystone Light tall boys and trying to break Wayne's scoring record, or starting a new life in the UK with someone who loves you? 

i see the dilemma. 

 

[Nugget]

I just want the love of a beautiful woman and to settle down.

What exactly do you have to offer?

I will be checking out of the thread now as I don't see a way to stay positive.  Best of luck.   Try taking a time out from the booze and drugs.  

 

[RokNRole]

BTW guys everything is cool with the cooks. The younger crowd put me in a group text. I made a joke with the girls and the South American cooks thought I called them gay.

Several people told me to ignore it because they are drunk and coked up.

i smoothed things out by offering coke and being sarcastic with them

 

[RokNRole]

What exactly do you have to offer?

I will be checking out of the thread now as I don't see a way to stay positive.  Best of luck.   Try taking a time out from the booze and drugs.  

I don't cheat

 

[Quint]

BTW guys everything is cool with the cooks. The younger crowd put me in a group text. I made a joke with the girls and the South American cooks thought I called them gay.

Several people told me to ignore it because they are drunk and coked up.

i smoothed things out by offering coke and being sarcastic with them

yeah. probably don't want the back of the house bent out of shape at you. 

 

[RokNRole]

Beautiful women don't want to settle down with mid-30s alcoholics who can't hold down a job.

That's why im depressed