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So hungover this morning I accidently wore two different shoes (1 Viewer)

Couple of health concerns.  My sister's house in Naples had three trees fall on it.  My folks condo is flooded.  My Dad is very ill, but you know what, things are mostly good.  Everyone is alive to engage another day.

How'd you and yours fare through the storm? 

Oh, I picked up a hitchhiker on Berthoud Pass last Sunday. She said she was a witch and a stripper and she could just tell there was something special about me.  Promised a free lap dance if I ever come into her club. 
Did you explain that you currently had a lap and some free time?

 
See the TedTalk on monetizing art in the digital age. Might be worth a watch for you. Then the next step is action. One small step at a time. 

I don't know why you don't draw porn for a living. 
Something like this https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/67830803/dangerous-curves-vs-mavrix-erotic-superhero-comic?ref=popular would be a fun side project, even if you have a job. None of the higher levels sold so maybe do some smaller rewards. Including a custom sketch for stretch goals or higher levels would be cool. I think people would also pay for a reward that had the regular digital magazine or pdf like an erotic comic, plus a custom avatar given a few of the Backers parameters (doesn't need to be erotic).

The thing about Kickstarter is you need to perform. If you take their money you need to deliver. Could be fairly lucrative for you. With your talent I think this is a no-brainer. A good plan is critical on the front end. 

 
Couple of health concerns.  My sister's house in Naples had three trees fall on it.  My folks condo is flooded.  My Dad is very ill, but you know what, things are mostly good.  Everyone is alive to engage another day.

How'd you and yours fare through the storm? 

Oh, I picked up a hitchhiker on Berthoud Pass last Sunday. She said she was a witch and a stripper and she could just tell there was something special about me.  Promised a free lap dance if I ever come into her club. 
don't sleep with witches.  trust me on this.  strippers are ok if you don't bring them home.

 
Ever heard of boiling water?
Low acid foods such as vegetables need to be processed at 240F in order to kill the bacteria Clostridium botulium and its toxin-producing spores that would otherwise not survive in high acid foods such as fruits. 

Something a person with as high as an IQ as you should already know:  You can't boil water above 212F without it being under pressure.

 
Low acid foods such as vegetables need to be processed at 240F in order to kill the bacteria Clostridium botulium and its toxin-producing spores that would otherwise not survive in high acid foods such as fruits. 

Something a person with as high as an IQ as you should already know:  You can't boil water above 212F without it being under pressure.
Are you aware that vinegar is an acid?

 
Managing a restaurant requires incredibly long hours which is probably a deal breaker for me. Couldn't pay me enough to spend 60+ hours a week working.

Im seeing him a couple hours to pick up some coke from him and we will talk about it a little. I'll report back.
oh come on

 
What, you've never gotten an investment opportunity of a lifetime from a coke dealer?
When I lived in San Francisco back in the late 90s, my coke dealer lived on lower Haight Street. Not a great area and he used to call the cops on the black guys selling crack outside his apartment. Said it was hurting his business. Dude also always had ideas on starting his own business but never seemed to be able to find something that generated as much free cash flow as slinging blow.

 
Low acid foods such as vegetables need to be processed at 240F in order to kill the bacteria Clostridium botulium and its toxin-producing spores that would otherwise not survive in high acid foods such as fruits. 

Something a person with as high as an IQ as you should already know:  You can't boil water above 212F without it being under pressure.
I'm still waiting for an answer Tony. During your foolish attempt to make me look stupid did it occur to you that vinegar is an acid and would prevent botchulism when following safe pickling procedures?

 
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I'm still waiting for an answer Tony. During your foolish attempt to make me look stupid did it occur to you that vinegar is an acid and would prevent botchulism when following safe pickling procedures?
I've always been taught to pressure pickled vegetables for at least 5 minutes because vinegar is a weak acid, but, you're probably right.  Go for it.

 
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I'm still waiting for an answer Tony. During your foolish attempt to make me look stupid did it occur to you that vinegar is an acid and would prevent botchulism when following safe pickling procedures?
is this like a case of botulism that you screwed up or mishandled?

 
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I'm a very bad person.

worse than my nightmares. I display terrible tendencies and I hope one day I can do some good.

but it's not likely. I've overstepped the boundaries of existence 

 
I decided not to drink or get high today and I started cleaning. I found 10 Ball mason jars I forget I had. I am planning to pickle some vegetables in them that will be ready when my gf gets here. I've never pickled before but it seems like a good temporary hobby for me to keep my mind occupied with.

What should I know?
24 hour pickles

 
RokNRole said:
I'm a very bad person.

worse than my nightmares. I display terrible tendencies and I hope one day I can do some good.

but it's not likely. I've overstepped the boundaries of existence 
If you make the conscious decision to try to do some good and then act on it, you will probably do some good.

 
Normal people don't have a thread started by them dedicated to their life with constantly changing titles.   HTH.   But then again I am not normal, so who knows.

 
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rule #1: pay attention

if you pay greater heed to what's going on around you than what's going on inside you, you can be happy. if your window on the world is a mirror, you will always be a prisoner.

 
RokNRole said:
I'm a very bad person.

worse than my nightmares. I display terrible tendencies and I hope one day I can do some good.

but it's not likely. I've overstepped the boundaries of existence 
The pickling not getting the attention you'd hope for?

 
Normal is a relative term and subjective for the most part. None of us are completely normal. We all have our issues we battle whether big or small within ourselves. Don't get caught up in terminology.. Your focus should be on getting treatment for borderline personality and clean and sober for good. Be good to all people. Do all this and you'll feel and be so much better in life for yourself and those you care about.

 
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I'm using POF, OkCupid and Tinder. Me and some coworkers are considering going to a speed dating event. How do you meet a woman these days?

All the women in DFW on the dating sites are fat or you get one response and then nothing. I thought women in NY were stuck up but they are like 1000 times worse down here. 

What do people in their late 20s and early 30s do these days?

 
Oh BTW my girl isn't coming to move in with me. She has had commitment issues since I met her so I'm kicking her to the curb. 

only serious answers please.

 

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