Sofia Vergara (1 Viewer)

[thayman]

Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

Since the average FBG would be trading her in after 3 years I don't see a problem.

 

[Sheriff66]

Uber hot. That Latina look always gets me.

She reminds me of Katherine Zeta Jones.

...and that is a VERY good thing...

 

[TBIST]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

I see we've heard from the "I like my women to look like 11 year old boys" contingent.

I love it when this happens... I agree she's not very good looking. She looks old and has saggy boobs and a gut. I've had better.

 

[3C's]

Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

you mean they're real? and they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. i'll take that every day of the week please.

I'll guarantee they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. Saline maybe.

 

[Christo]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

I see we've heard from the "I like my women to look like 11 year old boys" contingent.

I love it when this happens... I agree she's not very good looking. She looks old and has saggy boobs and a gut. I've had better.

Son, the girls in those pictures aren't actually in the room with you.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Columbia produces good coca leaves and good women.

 

[Ned]

I don't understand how someone can go this long without noticing Sofia Vergara before...

i watch little to zero tv any more...

 

[Ned]

that escalade commercial had me wondering who the chick was...found out she's sofia vergara

I'm certain I'll be in the minority on this one, but I like the chick from the Mercury commercials better.Jill Wagner commercial

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shes pretty damn hot but there's just something about that latina thing that pushes me over the edge.

 

[Ned]

Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

who cares what they'll look like in ten years?

 

[3C's]

I don't understand how someone can go this long without noticing Sofia Vergara before...

I never heard of her. She is hot tho.

Seriously?She was on "Knights of Prosperity" and:EntourageFour BrothersLords of DogtownSoul PlaneSurely you've seen at least one of the above?

 

[Da Guru]

She is 36 years of age. I love her look!!

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/19...vergara_20e.jpg

 

[Chaka]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

6.23 implies that she is only slightly above average. It should be fairly easy to land a 6.23, don't you think?Could you land Sofia?

 

[Otis]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

In all fairness, although she is VERY hot, this guy has some good points. She could stand to lose 10 pounds. I'm just sayin.

 

[Tigran Petrosian]

Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

Thank god we don't have those pics to look at.

 

[Otis]

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Wow these are nice.

 

[Ned]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

In all fairness, although she is VERY hot, this guy has some good points. She could stand to lose 10 pounds. I'm just sayin.

 

[Da Guru]

Backside

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Wow these are nice.

Yes they are!!

 

[redman]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

This is a very solid analysis.

the moops gets it.

If by "it" you mean "Richard", then I agree.

 

[redman]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

Do you want to know how I know you're gay?

He gave you a reach-around when he mounted you?

Haha! But no. Try again.

 

[Slinger]

If by "it" you mean "Richard", then I agree.

Some men have much lower standards in women than others, so have a ball with Sofia McVergara.

 

[Slinger]

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Wow these are nice.

She definitely was a beauty.

 

[the moops]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

In all fairness, although she is VERY hot, this guy has some good points. She could stand to lose 10 pounds. I'm just sayin.

Yea, probably more like 15.

 

[redman]

If by "it" you mean "Richard", then I agree.

Some men have much lower standards in women than others, so have a ball with Sofia McVergara.

And you have a ball with Vaniity.

 

[bentley]

Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

you mean they're real? and they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. i'll take that every day of the week please.

I'll guarantee they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. Saline maybe.

If she has fake ####, I bet they're saline and not silicone. Is that clear enough?

 

[3C's]

Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

you mean they're real? and they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. i'll take that every day of the week please.

I'll guarantee they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. Saline maybe.

If she has fake ####, I bet they're saline and not silicone. Is that clear enough?

Why would you think that? The ban on silicone implants was lifted several years ago and even during the ban there were ways around it.

 

[Sweeper]

I am posting here because of the absence of a test forum.

 

[Ned]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

In all fairness, although she is VERY hot, this guy has some good points. She could stand to lose 10 pounds. I'm just sayin.

Yea, probably more like 15.

like'm just skin and bones, eh?

 

[Christo]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

In all fairness, although she is VERY hot, this guy has some good points. She could stand to lose 10 pounds. I'm just sayin.

Yea, probably more like 15.

like'm just skin and bones, eh?

I believe "boyish" is the preferred term.

 

[tdoss]

Hot. But she does have floppy boobs. Those will be total swingin flapjacks in 10 more yrs.

you mean they're real? and they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. i'll take that every day of the week please.

I'll guarantee they're not super inflated with nothing but silicone. Saline maybe.

If she has fake ####, I bet they're saline and not silicone. Is that clear enough?

Not fake...at all.

 

[tdoss]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

In all fairness, although she is VERY hot, this guy has some good points. She could stand to lose 10 pounds. I'm just sayin.

Yea, probably more like 15.

like'm just skin and bones, eh?

I believe "boyish" is the preferred term.

Just bolt on some fake boobs on a young boy and you'd have most of the metros on this board creaming themselves.

 

[bryhamm]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

In all fairness, although she is VERY hot, this guy has some good points. She could stand to lose 10 pounds. I'm just sayin.

Yea, probably more like 15.

like'm just skin and bones, eh?

I believe "boyish" is the preferred term.

Just bolt on some fake boobs on a young boy and you'd have most of the metros on this board creaming themselves.

that's hot

 

[jafo]

Stir that milk

 

[HughHoney]

How much milk that girl been drinking!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Ned]

Stir that milk

 

[wikkidpissah]

That made my straw decidedly unbendy.

 

[Commish77]

Stir that milk

Jesus.

 

[The_Man]

Stir that milk

Jesus.

Makes me thirsty for milk

 

[Robpop]

Lol- every middle aged fat man's fantasy

 

[Sea Ropes]

Stir that milk

Jesus.

Makes me thirsty for milk

I'd give her some milk.

 

[Marmalade]

I dream where she is saying "ohhh Pappi." I had to switch to white sheets because the maroon sheets looked like someone spilt milk on them.

 

[Wyld Stallyns]

Wow. TMI

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Worked with her a few years back. Seemed nice the few times I talked to her. Had a son at 20, named him after one of the characters in Scarface.

I wonder if she introduces him by saying "Say hello to my li'l fren!".

sigh. We need you now more than ever, Sonaron. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?!?

 

[shuke]

Worked with her a few years back. Seemed nice the few times I talked to her. Had a son at 20, named him after one of the characters in Scarface.

I wonder if she introduces him by saying "Say hello to my li'l fren!".

sigh. We need you now more than ever, Sonaron. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?!?

Where did he go? That's actually the funniest thing he ever said.

 

[Hov34]

Stir that milk

LOL, The moment I saw that scene I knew it would be on the internet within seconds.

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

wasnt she supposed to get naked or something?

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Worked with her a few years back. Seemed nice the few times I talked to her. Had a son at 20, named him after one of the characters in Scarface.

I wonder if she introduces him by saying "Say hello to my li'l fren!".

sigh. We need you now more than ever, Sonaron. WHY DID YOU LEAVE US?!?

Pretty sure he's still around.

 

[Kai's Hero]

One of the multiple reasons that Modern Family is must see TV.

 

[cstu]

Lol- every middle aged fat man's fantasy

And everyone else's as well.

 

[Raider Nation]

Just a quick heads up: she is on Conan tonight. The show just started (TBS).

:drool:

 

[Chaka]

Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.Her real score:6.23And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.

6.23 implies that she is only slightly above average. It should be fairly easy to land a 6.23, don't you think?Could you land Sofia?

Any luck?