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Sofia Vergara (1 Viewer)

Men around the world, rejoice. Sofia Vergara is single again after splitting with boyfriend Nick Loeb after more than two years together, Page Six can exclusively reveal.The Colombian stunner and New York-based Loeb broke up over the weekend following a series of arguments, sources tell us. And, on Monday, she attended the Met Ball alone.A source told us, “Sofia was confiding in friends at the ball that she and Nick have split. They have been fighting a lot recently and have been on the brink of splitting many times. It is not yet clear if they are over for good, but they are done as a couple for now.”
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Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
6.23 implies that she is only slightly above average. It should be fairly easy to land a 6.23, don't you think?Could you land Sofia?
Any luck?
Any luck?
 
Does she really talk like she does in MF or is that an exaggeration for the show? Anyway yeah shes hot but i know there are a lot of gay guys on this site.

 
Does she really talk like she does in MF or is that an exaggeration for the show? Anyway yeah shes hot but i know there are a lot of gay guys on this site.
Unfortunately it is her real force. Her only unredeeming quality. Though I'm sure just about anyone her would be able to overcome that problem if given the chance.

 
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
Other than Otis's diet threads (no hate Oat), this may be the biggest fail the board's ever seen.

At 41, she's still amazing.

 
Her legs are too big and her boobs sag. They'll be dragging on the floor in a few years. She's one Whopper away from being fat. She has the face of a man in the 3rd picture leading me to believe that she relies heavily on makeup. She has long hair and a body that somewhat resembles a hour glass so that's a plus.

Her real score:

6.23

And I'm being generous. To call her a 9 is an insult to the real 9's out there.
Other than Otis's diet threads (no hate Oat), this may be the biggest fail the board's ever seen.

At 41, she's still amazing.
I think everyone needs to keep in mind who's actually handing out that 6.23 rating.

Slinger said:
I sometimes give my guy friends a little squeeze in the sacs as I give them the shug.
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The Z Machine said:
shadyridr said:
Does she really talk like she does in MF or is that an exaggeration for the show? Anyway yeah shes hot but i know there are a lot of gay guys on this site.
What's wrong with the way she talks in MF?
Seriously, WTF? My pants get messy just listening to her speak.

 
Unless he approached him naked, sounds like Mom is a huge see you next Tuesday.
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Think acronym.
Thanks. I'm an idiot. :wall:
I saw a billboard today driving in today with her mugshot advertising Modern Family and my first thought was meh. Her body is clearly her best asset. Not in my top 100.
Says the guy whose avatar is of a cheerleader's body with half her face cropped out of the picture.

 
Unless he approached him naked, sounds like Mom is a huge see you next Tuesday.
:confused:
Think acronym.
Thanks. I'm an idiot. :wall:
I saw a billboard today driving in today with her mugshot advertising Modern Family and my first thought was meh. Her body is clearly her best asset. Not in my top 100.
theres nothing wrong with her face. Shes in her 40s and gorgeous
 

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