Solve This Thanksgiving Mystery (1 Viewer)

[DA RAIDERS]

This should be good

 

[gianmarco]

Today will be the all-house onslaught to find it. First stop:

the garage.

Will report back

Ah, Friday threads the way they were meant to be....

 

[Drunken knight]

Today will be the all-house onslaught to find it. First stop:

the garage.

Will report back

Ah, Friday threads the way they were meant to be....

Dear penthouse….

 

[ChiefD]

It is not in the garage. Nor up my butt.

 

[berndog]

Where’s that confounded pin?

 

[Sand]

It is not in the garage. Nor up my butt.

Well, those were the two most obvious places to check.

 

[skol asylum]

Probably ended up at the neighbors. Borrowed and never returned.

 

[ChiefD]

Probably ended up at the neighbors. Borrowed and never returned.

I went door to door this afternoon and asked the 3 possible households for this. None had it.

On a side note one of the hot neighbors answered the door in her robe, apparently fresh out of the shower.

 

[Drunken knight]

Today will be the all-house onslaught to find it. First stop:

the garage.

Will report back

Ah, Friday threads the way they were meant to be....

Dear penthouse….

Probably ended up at the neighbors. Borrowed and never returned.

I went door to door this afternoon and asked the 3 possible households for this. None had it.

On a side note one of the hot neighbors answered the door in her robe, apparently fresh out of the shower.

Did I stutter?

 

[Willie Neslon]

My guess is it's somewhere in the kitchen. It was moved during the reorganization and instead of being returned to the same drawer it ended up in a different spot. It's in some random cabinet buried under stuff.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

On a side note one of the hot neighbors answered the door in her robe, apparently fresh out of the shower.

Taylor?

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

It is not in the garage. Nor up my butt.

Well, those were the two most obvious places to check.

Who checked his butt? Did they use both hands and a flashlight?

It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Sand]

It is not in the garage. Nor up my butt.

Well, those were the two most obvious places to check.

Who checked his butt? Did they use both hands and a flashlight?

It's the only way to be sure.

Dr. Pol got called in.

 

[gianmarco]

Probably ended up at the neighbors. Borrowed and never returned.

I went door to door this afternoon and asked the 3 possible households for this. None had it.

On a side note one of the hot neighbors answered the door in her robe, apparently fresh out of the shower.

2/10.

And there was so much potential.

 

[Mister CIA]

I'm calling it stuffed in/under the couch.

 

[scoobus]

It is not in the garage. Nor up my butt.

Around the corner?

 

[Mister CIA]

Also, everything is a hammer too.

 

[Deamon]

I start thinking of "what do I have that is round and long and cylindrical that I can use to roll out some dough?"

Wine bottle. Works every time.

 

[belljr]

Personally upset you didn't use a shovel handle as a replacement

 

[Galileo]

Probably ended up at the neighbors. Borrowed and never returned.

I went door to door this afternoon and asked the 3 possible households for this. None had it.

On a side note one of the hot neighbors answered the door in her robe, apparently fresh out of the shower.

Well, sure, that's what they want you to believe

Pics of the neighbor?

 

[berndog]

Probably ended up at the neighbors. Borrowed and never returned.

I went door to door this afternoon and asked the 3 possible households for this. None had it.

On a side note one of the hot neighbors answered the door in her robe, apparently fresh out of the shower.

Did you do your due diligence and check under her robe?

 

[Gally]

I don’t know where your rolling pin is but I read the dialog between you and your wife in Frank and Estelle Costanza’s voices and made the OP pretty funny.

"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"

You are a month early...(exaclty one month)

 

[ChiefD]

Start fishing for it. (Is he the one who makes the lures?)

So, to tie a bow around this thing, @Snoopy is our winner.

I was cleaning out the garage this past weekend, and my lure making son has a section on the other side of the boat where he has all of his lure making supplies. He also has half the boat filled with lure molds and scraps and basically all the over-flow.

I'm cleaning all the big stuff out of the boat like rakes and lawn bags and all the misc junk and lo and behold:

the wooden rolling pin at the bottom of the boat on his side.

So snoopy, if you are a fisherman I'll send you a Corbinator Bait Company lure for your help in locating my precious dild......errr......rolling pin.

 

[beer 30]

I could have made a bong out of it back in the day.

"Anything can be a bong if you try hard enough"

Me, somewhere around 1984

 

[Mister CIA]

Curious if you have vague memories of being north of a six-pack and singing Roll, Roll, Roll Your Boat Ashore.

 

[BeTheMatch]

Start fishing for it. (Is he the one who makes the lures?)

So, to tie a bow around this thing, @Snoopy is our winner.

I was cleaning out the garage this past weekend, and my lure making son has a section on the other side of the boat where he has all of his lure making supplies. He also has half the boat filled with lure molds and scraps and basically all the over-flow.

I'm cleaning all the big stuff out of the boat like rakes and lawn bags and all the misc junk and lo and behold:

the wooden rolling pin at the bottom of the boat on his side.

So snoopy, if you are a fisherman I'll send you a Corbinator Bait Company lure for your help in locating my precious dild......errr......rolling pin.

You kicked your son out of the house, right?

 

[Drunken knight]

what's he doing rolling pie dough in the boat?!

 

[Dickies]

Probably ended up at the neighbors. Borrowed and never returned.

I went door to door this afternoon and asked the 3 possible households for this. None had it.

On a side note one of the hot neighbors answered the door in her robe, apparently fresh out of the shower.

Did you fix her cable?

 

[ChiefD]

what's he doing rolling pie dough in the boat?!

I don't ask questions.

 

[BeTheMatch]

what's he doing rolling pie dough in the boat?!

I don't ask questions.

"Timmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[Snoopy]

Start fishing for it. (Is he the one who makes the lures?)

So, to tie a bow around this thing, @Snoopy is our winner.

I was cleaning out the garage this past weekend, and my lure making son has a section on the other side of the boat where he has all of his lure making supplies. He also has half the boat filled with lure molds and scraps and basically all the over-flow.

I'm cleaning all the big stuff out of the boat like rakes and lawn bags and all the misc junk and lo and behold:

the wooden rolling pin at the bottom of the boat on his side.

So snoopy, if you are a fisherman I'll send you a Corbinator Bait Company lure for your help in locating my precious dild......errr......rolling pin.

Thanks, but I don't fish.

 

[Chemical X]

Start fishing for it. (Is he the one who makes the lures?)

So, to tie a bow around this thing, @Snoopy is our winner.

I was cleaning out the garage this past weekend, and my lure making son has a section on the other side of the boat where he has all of his lure making supplies. He also has half the boat filled with lure molds and scraps and basically all the over-flow.

I'm cleaning all the big stuff out of the boat like rakes and lawn bags and all the misc junk and lo and behold:

the wooden rolling pin at the bottom of the boat on his side.

So snoopy, if you are a fisherman I'll send you a Corbinator Bait Company lure for your help in locating my precious dild......errr......rolling pin.

Thanks, but I don't fish.

do you bake?

 

[Osaurus]

Suspenseful to the end

 

[Drunken knight]

Start fishing for it. (Is he the one who makes the lures?)

So, to tie a bow around this thing, @Snoopy is our winner.

I was cleaning out the garage this past weekend, and my lure making son has a section on the other side of the boat where he has all of his lure making supplies. He also has half the boat filled with lure molds and scraps and basically all the over-flow.

I'm cleaning all the big stuff out of the boat like rakes and lawn bags and all the misc junk and lo and behold:

the wooden rolling pin at the bottom of the boat on his side.

So snoopy, if you are a fisherman I'll send you a Corbinator Bait Company lure for your help in locating my precious dild......errr......rolling pin.

Thanks, but I don't fish.

do you bake?

Walter White: I cook

 

[Snoopy]

Start fishing for it. (Is he the one who makes the lures?)

So, to tie a bow around this thing, @Snoopy is our winner.

I was cleaning out the garage this past weekend, and my lure making son has a section on the other side of the boat where he has all of his lure making supplies. He also has half the boat filled with lure molds and scraps and basically all the over-flow.

I'm cleaning all the big stuff out of the boat like rakes and lawn bags and all the misc junk and lo and behold:

the wooden rolling pin at the bottom of the boat on his side.

So snoopy, if you are a fisherman I'll send you a Corbinator Bait Company lure for your help in locating my precious dild......errr......rolling pin.

Thanks, but I don't fish.

do you bake?

I bake frozen pizzas.