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"Something Happened On The Way To Perfection" (1 Viewer)

kremenull

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"Something Happened On The Way to Perfection"

It happened on an unseasonably warm, mid-winter night

Deep in the Southwestern desert where many a vulture often takes flight

It is upon us, we crown thee, champions of the world…..although only U.S. teams received an invite

Labeled dynasty numero uno, a forgone conclusion, get out of their way as they slam you to the Matt…..turning out your Light

But something happened on the way to perfection……

Per- missed the bus and –fect got lost in translat-ion

Perfect and Patriots were never tied together as one

It shall be written once the final chapter is done

The malaise of Moss compliments the chafe of Belichick

Another o-line breakdown results in another vicious hit

To the chops of one Tom Brash…who was less than splendid but is still quite Terrific

A former champion under fire, a tainted legacy hanging overhead from organizational tactics

Then something happened on the way to perfection……

Per- missed the bus and –fect got lost in translat-ion

Perfect and Patriots were never tied together as one

It shall be written once the final chapter is done

Question me not, who the hell are you?…..we rule the roost……cocky-doodle-do

We’ve crushed Buffalo, Miami, and the Jets to boot

Ran up the score so much and scoffed at coaches when the games were through

Oddly enough, I don’t recall any Super Bowl blowouts by this team….do you?

This time the 3 points were staring at you from the other side

With one ferocious pass-rush there was no place for Brady to hide

The G.O.A.T.?...certainly not even close…. I was never one to believe

The emergence of a “Tuck” is now causing you to grieve

Yes, something did happen on the way to perfection

Tune in as Spygate II may be cause for further inspection…..

Per- missed the bus and –fect got lost in translat-ion

Perfect and Patriots were never tied together as one

19-0 shall only be written once the final chapter is done

Something happened to take away that false claim to the greatest….

Somebody punched back and outplayed you in all phases!

 
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Too long:

There once was a team from Nantucket.

Who could score td's by the bucket.

Accused as a cheat, they finally got beat

And all of their enemies said "suck it!"

 
kremenull, I should add that I meant no disrespect to your literary talent, or the team. If you look at my other posts, I'm not a 'basher, but I couldn't resist creating a limerick :thumbup:

 

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