SOS--not a joke--stuck in a boat in a reservoir--bot won't start. (1 Viewer)

[Frostillicus]

Someone have sex with his wife

FINE. I'll do it.

 

[Bucky86]

What is Chet doing on a reservoir anyways? Seems so beneath him.

 

[offdee]

Make a life raft out of $100 bills

 

[chet]

1. 
   Jordanelle Reservoir
   Reservoir in Utah
   
   
2. 
   Jordanelle Reservoir is a reservoir in Wasatch County, Utah, United States, just north of Heber City. Jordanelle Reservoir is fed and drained primarily by the Provo River, and is impounded by the Jordanelle Dam, an Earthen dam. Wikipedia
   

Area: 5.158 mi²



Surface elevation: 6,165'



Length: 10.81 miles



Width: 5,249 feet



Outflow location: Provo River



Inflow source: Provo River

 

[John Bender]

Make a life raft out of $100 bills

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Dive in the water, fart, see if you get bubbles.

If you get bubbles, you'll be ok. If you don't, you're in the Dead Sea and you are all going to die. HTH

 

[Johnny Rock]

And life has come full circle. We are towing another boat back to the marina.

You'll look like a genius if you take a look at it first and tell them it's the kill switch.

 

[Slapdash]

This shtick has already drowned

 

[Otis]

great responses in here

 

[BoltBacker]

Problem solved. Kill switch put in correct spot.

I am glad everything worked out for you... but that tiger you thought was in the boat with you, that wasn't REALLY a tiger.

 

[Tom Servo]

Next time say you're on the niagara river to add some drama

Actually, it should be whatever river Wile E. Coyote is on that has waterfalls in both directions.

 

[Tom Servo]

Problem solved. Kill switch put in correct spot.

I am glad everything worked out for you... but that tiger you thought was in the boat with you, that wasn't REALLY a tiger.

And that really wasn't Joe Pesci at the Kentucky Derby.

 

[Zasada]

Chet's on a boat.

 

[BoltBacker]

Problem solved. Kill switch put in correct spot.

I am glad everything worked out for you... but that tiger you thought was in the boat with you, that wasn't REALLY a tiger.

And that really wasn't Joe Pesci at the Kentucky Derby.

"One dog goes on way and the other goes the other. And Chet's saying, 'Whaddya want from me?'" ~ Joe Pesci

 

[McGarnicle]

Have you reunited with Lovey yet?

 

[Henry Ford]

Never confuse the "kill switch" on your motor with the "kill" switch on your secret million dollar android with artificial intelligence. Trust me on this.

 

[eoMMan]

• 
  
  Jordanelle Reservoir
  
  Reservoir in Utah
  
• Jordanelle Reservoir is a reservoir in Wasatch County, Utah, United States, just north of Heber City. Jordanelle Reservoir is fed and drained primarily by the Provo River, and is impounded by the Jordanelle Dam, an Earthen dam. Wikipedia
  
• Area: 5.158 mi²
  
• Surface elevation: 6,165'
  
• Length: 10.81 miles
  
• Width: 5,249 feet
  
• Outflow location: Provo River
  
• Inflow source: Provo River
  

She sounds hot.

 

[saintfool]

Start paddling.

all i can think of.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

What is Chet doing on a reservoir anyways? Seems so beneath him.

Adam Carolla's theory of size of water that you're visiting :: white trash level applies here.

>>>"the size of the body of water you visit is inversely proportional to how white trash you are"

In descending order:

"Me and the family are going to the Outer Banks this week"

"You and the Wife should join us for a day out on the lake on our boat"

"Get your waders,, we're going to the river"

"CMON CLOVIS, GIT OUTTA THE OUTHOUSE, WE'S HEADED TO THE CRICK"

"Peens, I'm stuck in the swamp outside your house"

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Make a life raft out of $100 bills

 

[Ratbert]

Problem solved. Kill switch put in correct spot.

I always thought most kill switches were of the momentary contact variety.

 

[Fennis]

Someone have sex with his wife

FINE. I'll do it.

twice in one night?

 

[chet]

lol

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