Soulfly3
Footballguy
Today, I present to you my finalized ballsy callsy report.
I put my pristine reputation on the line, with my positional guarantees for the season. Disregard at your own peril.
Quarterback
Cam Newton - you were cold on him... perhaps after watching Kelvin Benjamin make a few nice preseason grabs, you've heated up on him.
No. Don't.
Cam finishes the fantasy season where his WR corps says he'll finish... Outside the top 15. Yes, the top 15. Ribs of jello, chef boyardee'd ankle... No thanks. Won't run as much, and wont take the goalline rushing chances for fear of his body exploding like a supernova.
Avoid!
Running Back
Alfred Morris - Jackson and Garcon and Reed, oh my! Who cares? All that does is open up the running game for the most underrated rusher in the NFL. Just look at how many yards he's put up in the last 2 seasons... LOOK AT IT. Yes, you read that correctly... 2888yds. Yes, 1444yds per season. Oh, and 20 TDs...
Morris will be running through gaps as wide as the ones between Strahan's front teeth. Top 5 fantasy finish.
Wide Receiver
Mike Evans - When I think Evans, I think McCown... When I think McCown, I think Alshon. When I think Alshon I think "boy, did McCown love him"...
So how much will McCown love him a bigger (by 2"), badder (by nearly 20pnds) and available (2" arm length advantage) version?? a whole frigging lot.
McCown made Alshon a star last year... Yes, I said it... While Cutler has his sites locked on Marshall, McCown took full advantage of his "other" receiver who was more open, and working v weaker coverage. That'll continue this season, as he makes Evans his no1 target, and he goes on to not only finish ABOVE VJax in fantasy stats, but goes on to an easy top 15 finish for WRs in 2014.
Get yourself some.
Tight End
Jace Amaro - Avoid all jets? No. Go against the grain, young man. There is bounty aplenty on the dark side... What is known as a fantasy wasteland over in NY, will help win some folks a championship this season.
Amaro was a camp "bust" according to knobheaded NY journos, who wouldnt know the difference between rupaul and kate upton. Is he raw? Sure. But is he big, bad and a target monster for Geno? hells yes.
Amaro will flirt w double digit TDs this season. double. digit. he will be geno's safety valve. he will be all over the field. he will be a top 10 fantasy finsher in 2014. Decker and Cj2K keep defenses honest (and also get a whole lotta stats) and Amaro reaps the rewards... and hopefully you will too, with this season's version of Julius Thomas.
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Be well, friends. And enjoy your winnings.
xo
Soulfly.
I put my pristine reputation on the line, with my positional guarantees for the season. Disregard at your own peril.
Quarterback
Cam Newton - you were cold on him... perhaps after watching Kelvin Benjamin make a few nice preseason grabs, you've heated up on him.
No. Don't.
Cam finishes the fantasy season where his WR corps says he'll finish... Outside the top 15. Yes, the top 15. Ribs of jello, chef boyardee'd ankle... No thanks. Won't run as much, and wont take the goalline rushing chances for fear of his body exploding like a supernova.
Avoid!
Running Back
Alfred Morris - Jackson and Garcon and Reed, oh my! Who cares? All that does is open up the running game for the most underrated rusher in the NFL. Just look at how many yards he's put up in the last 2 seasons... LOOK AT IT. Yes, you read that correctly... 2888yds. Yes, 1444yds per season. Oh, and 20 TDs...
Morris will be running through gaps as wide as the ones between Strahan's front teeth. Top 5 fantasy finish.
Wide Receiver
Mike Evans - When I think Evans, I think McCown... When I think McCown, I think Alshon. When I think Alshon I think "boy, did McCown love him"...
So how much will McCown love him a bigger (by 2"), badder (by nearly 20pnds) and available (2" arm length advantage) version?? a whole frigging lot.
McCown made Alshon a star last year... Yes, I said it... While Cutler has his sites locked on Marshall, McCown took full advantage of his "other" receiver who was more open, and working v weaker coverage. That'll continue this season, as he makes Evans his no1 target, and he goes on to not only finish ABOVE VJax in fantasy stats, but goes on to an easy top 15 finish for WRs in 2014.
Get yourself some.
Tight End
Jace Amaro - Avoid all jets? No. Go against the grain, young man. There is bounty aplenty on the dark side... What is known as a fantasy wasteland over in NY, will help win some folks a championship this season.
Amaro was a camp "bust" according to knobheaded NY journos, who wouldnt know the difference between rupaul and kate upton. Is he raw? Sure. But is he big, bad and a target monster for Geno? hells yes.
Amaro will flirt w double digit TDs this season. double. digit. he will be geno's safety valve. he will be all over the field. he will be a top 10 fantasy finsher in 2014. Decker and Cj2K keep defenses honest (and also get a whole lotta stats) and Amaro reaps the rewards... and hopefully you will too, with this season's version of Julius Thomas.
---------------------------------------------------
Be well, friends. And enjoy your winnings.
xo
Soulfly.
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