Stable life, meet college flame (1 Viewer)

[sublimeone]

OP, here is my 2¢:

1. Your marriage sounds like you both have checked out. You married at that age a lot of people do when it is the next step, there is peer pressure, clocks are ticking, etc. Many people go down that road and get divorced and if no kids are involved then no harm no foul. You both are young enough to meet someone else and remarry if that is what you want.

2. You taking action and hooking up with Cartoon Bewbs was you acknowledging it is over on your end. If you cared about your wife/marriage you would not have crossed that line. Was it wrong? Sure. But for all you know your wife is already having an emotional or physical affair of her own. As you describe it there isn't much physical or emotional chemistry between you and your wife may be getting those needs filled elsewhere.

3. Do not tell your wife you cheated, there is nothing to gain.

4. Have an honest talk with her about the marriage and both of your concerns (minus the affair). Divorce may already be on her mind and she is afraid/ashamed to bring it up. After talking you two may realize it is worth staying together. If she is on the same page as you in regards to divorce, then speak to an attorney next week. With no kids and no fault depending on which state you are in this thing could be final in 90 days.

5. Cut contact with Cartoon Bewbs until you are legally separated and living on your own. If she legitimately wants to be with you she will comply. You run the risk of her finding another sex buddy in the meantime, but better to find out now than after you move to her city.

6. Realize that if you pursue Cartoon Bewbs after you are separated that you are playing with fire. She may be subconsciously using you as an emotional and sexual bridge from bad marriage to singledom. You go all in and wake up six months later alone, she is done with her rebound fling and looking for someone better.

7. These types of situations rarely work out. I have a friend who went down the same path a few years ago and it crashed and burned. He said if he could do it all over again he would have steered clear of the hot separated mom who hadn't been ####ed properly in years. The crazy sex can be blinding, as it always is.

8. Your situation may be the exception. I think the history and chemistry that you two have is a positive. This isn't some broad you just met at the neighborhood BBQ. Also, she has money so you are not just a fill-in provider.

Tldr: talk to your wife, leave out the affair, file for divorce, cut contact with (30)(F)/beat off furiously until separated, go live the life you imagine. And pics.

Where are you getting that the wife has checked out, might be having an affair and might want a divorce as well but is too embarrassed to bring it up?

 

[msommer]

The only thing this thread has going for it is the boob babe nick names

 

[Aerial Assault]

Yeah, chauncey pretty much just sewed things up. Sorry to deflate you, but it sounds like curtains for Chesteritia McFunbags.

 

[Bucky86]

Did you at least ##### #### her?

 

[Penguin]

In a perfect world Gretchen the OP's wife would take Misty's the flame's two kids, giving her a sense of fulfillment that she hasn't gotten from the marriage. This in turn would free up time for Misty the flame & Dan OP to continue exploring what might have been 15 years ago.

 

[dpeease]

The only thing this thread has going for it is the boob babe nick names

 

[xulf]

In a perfect world Gretchen the OP's wife would take Misty's the flame's two kids, giving her a sense of fulfillment that she hasn't gotten from the marriage. This in turn would free up time for Misty the flame & Dan OP to continue exploring what might have been 15 years ago.

Pics please.

 

[Henry Ford]

In a perfect world Gretchen the OP's wife would take Misty's the flame's two kids, giving her a sense of fulfillment that she hasn't gotten from the marriage. This in turn would free up time for Misty the flame & Dan OP to continue exploring what might have been 15 years ago.

So, good buddy of yours then?

 

[PIK95]

Am I the only one who has no clue what size the gf/wife/SO cans are? Everybody always comes in her "there 30DD" or "she's a great A-cup" or "30f". Maybe I'm the only one but I've been with my wife almost 20 years and I have no clue.

She's a 34C.

 

[McGarnicle]

Misty? So we've confirmed she swallows.

 

[skol asylum]

The Misty Mountains...

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

In a perfect world Gretchen the OP's wife would take Misty's the flame's two kids, giving her a sense of fulfillment that she hasn't gotten from the marriage. This in turn would free up time for Misty the flame & Dan OP to continue exploring what might have been 15 years ago.

With friends like this, who needs enemies?

 

[Jayrok]

The only thing this thread has going for it is the boob babe nick names

Yes. We need a running list. I would do it but I decided against it. I like the max rax addition a couple posts ago.

 

[Harry Manback]

She has two kids and is willing to have sex with a married man.

What do you think?

Yeah, she definitely would never cheat on you if you two got serious.

 

[Johnny Rock]

In a perfect world Gretchen the OP's wife would take Misty's the flame's two kids, giving her a sense of fulfillment that she hasn't gotten from the marriage. This in turn would free up time for Misty the flame & Dan OP to continue exploring what might have been 15 years ago.

With friends like this, who needs enemies?

Especially considering the "friend" angle, it's a weird thought to project the flame's kids onto OP's wife who doesn't want kids. I don't see the point Cobblepot.

 

[SWC]

brohans frank the tank is going to be a good player for the wisco badgers this year and there is a video of him dancing to a kids bop song and it is pretty funny that guy is a good cat take that to the bank bromigos

 

[Otis]

Do you feel guilty?

 

[RUSF18]

Do you feel guilty?

Like he can hear you with those things wrapped around his head.

 

[Sweet J]

In a perfect world Gretchen the OP's wife would take Misty's the flame's two kids, giving her a sense of fulfillment that she hasn't gotten from the marriage. This in turn would free up time for Misty the flame & Dan OP to continue exploring what might have been 15 years ago.

sh-t just got real.

 

[saintsfan]

the advise i got isnt the advise i wanted so i will lurk over my fishing trip.

To be fair , the FBG mob does this all the time, even if it isn't true.Goes the same way EVERY time:

3) the religious freaks/ morons jump in about how people should stay married no matter what the circumstance.

I'm not sure if I'm the freak you are talking about but I never said this nor did anybody else in this thread. We only said that the reason why he decided to crap all over his vows sounded pretty weak...

Oh it's not personal, I look down on all of you equally. I'm not gonna turn this into one of those threads so I'll admit the freaks/moron was a little uncalled for.

Very nice...

 

[Angry Beavers]

So... are these the real names or names just made up for the sake of keeping the thread going until we can come up with more nick names for the adultress... you know, McFunBags,

 

[eoMMan]

Misty and Gretchen....that's funny.

 

[Coeur de Lion]

Calling BS on the "deep connection."

For the present, OP doesn't even know Titty McChesticles. At all. One weekend of boning after no contact since college? GTFO. OP might know who she was as a college kid, but motherhood, marriage, general growing up and change make her an entirely different person today, and one weekend with zero outside stress doesn't even begin to scratch the surface. Love at first sight / instant soulmate fairy tales are great to believe in in high school maybe, but a 30 / 40 year old should know better.

Also, this girl was/is that hot, plus super cool, plus OP had this "deep connection," and not only was there no hooking up in college, but he let her fall totally off of the map for 15 years? Yeah, OK.

OP, if you're not happy in your marriage, either work on it or end it. Figure that out first, and do it while putting aside the flame. You don't even know her, she doesn't know you, and two I married rebounding cheaters (one with kids) is a recipe for disaster anyway. gllllllll

 

[Kraft...]

Misty and Gretchen....that's funny.

straight out of a Three's Company episode

 

[DocHolliday]

It does no good to tell the wife. All that will do is cause her pain. She does not deserve that. The OP needs to tell his wife that he is not happy and that she does not seem happy. Tell her they need to separate for awhile to figure things out. If the OP cannot stay away from Big Guns, he needs to tell the wife that the separation is permanent and file for divorce. There are no kids involved. Both adults will be fine after a few months of sorting out property/family/friends/finances.

 

[Steve Tasker]

Also, this girl was/is that hot, plus super cool, plus OP had this "deep connection," and not only was there no hooking up in college, but he let her fall totally off of the map for 15 years? Yeah, OK.

This is what still confuses me, too. I get the mindset of "don't want a girlfriend right now" while you're in college, but if this girl is as amazing as OP describes and they were truly "inseparable" friends....you just let that girl totally fall off the map and lose contact with her for 15 years?

 

[pantagrapher]

It's adorable the OP is certain he's in control and not being manipulated.

 

[Chemical X]

i wonder if chesty larue, now with 2 kids in tow, is lowering herself to lurky mccheats level since she has real baggage in addition to fun baggage?

daddy warbucks helping facilitate lurky with chesty is really weird.....maybe he knows her time is up.

 

[Gr00vus]

Do you feel guilty?

Yeah, this is a pretty bad fishing trip by FBG standards.

 

[Godsbrother]

I've read things on this board about reasons why marriages fall apart and sometimes, it's for the absolute best. The marriage has become a bad thing for both parties and for the kids. Mental health issues. Infidelity. Trust issues. Drugs. Whatever.

But what disturbs me about this, assuming the OP isn't fishing, is the casualness. I mean, when you step up to the preacher or justice of the peace and you say "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." That doesn't mean, "until I get a little bored and a hot piece of ### that I have always been attracted to comes around."

I mean, come on. Doesn't your vow mean anything??

A vow is supposed to be a sacred promise made to your spouse in front of God (if you believe) and everyone at the wedding. When you cheat you are telling everyone your word doesn't mean a damn thing.

The scary thing about it is that Miss Sweet Melons knows the OP is a piece of crap and was willing to help. This is a big red flag about her character. Then again they both suck so they deserve each other.

 

[msommer]

I don't think we've used 'Little Miss Perky ####' yet.

If there is one part of the story that's seems iffy to me it's that after two kids the F's are still firm - and natural

 

[pantagrapher]

I don't think we've used 'Little Miss Perky ####' yet.

If there is one part of the story that's seems iffy to me it's that after two kids the F's are still firm - and natural

Yeah, unless she didn't let the rugrats near them, in which case she's probably a selfish witch.

 

[seahawk 17]

I've read things on this board about reasons why marriages fall apart and sometimes, it's for the absolute best. The marriage has become a bad thing for both parties and for the kids. Mental health issues. Infidelity. Trust issues. Drugs. Whatever.

But what disturbs me about this, assuming the OP isn't fishing, is the casualness. I mean, when you step up to the preacher or justice of the peace and you say "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." That doesn't mean, "until I get a little bored and a hot piece of ### that I have always been attracted to comes around."

I mean, come on. Doesn't your vow mean anything??

A vow is supposed to be a sacred promise made to your spouse in front of God (if you believe) and everyone at the wedding. When you cheat you are telling everyone your word doesn't mean a damn thing.

The scary thing about it is that Miss Sweet Melons knows the OP is a piece of crap and was willing to help. This is a big red flag about her character. Then again they both suck so they deserve each other.

I love when people post religious beliefs, and then follow it up with name calling and judgment.

One example of why people think religion is a joke.

 

[Bucky86]

Did the OP ever confirm whether or not Ms. Milktaps swallows?

 

[cstu]

Love...er,a 30F, makes you do crazy things.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I think the OP thought he was going to get a lot more iHigh Fives in this post.

 

[cstu]

Also, this girl was/is that hot, plus super cool, plus OP had this "deep connection," and not only was there no hooking up in college, but he let her fall totally off of the map for 15 years? Yeah, OK.

This is what still confuses me, too. I get the mindset of "don't want a girlfriend right now" while you're in college, but if this girl is as amazing as OP describes and they were truly "inseparable" friends....you just let that girl totally fall off the map and lose contact with her for 15 years?

Were you ever in college? Happens all the time.

 

[Godsbrother]

I've read things on this board about reasons why marriages fall apart and sometimes, it's for the absolute best. The marriage has become a bad thing for both parties and for the kids. Mental health issues. Infidelity. Trust issues. Drugs. Whatever.

But what disturbs me about this, assuming the OP isn't fishing, is the casualness. I mean, when you step up to the preacher or justice of the peace and you say "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." That doesn't mean, "until I get a little bored and a hot piece of ### that I have always been attracted to comes around."

I mean, come on. Doesn't your vow mean anything??

A vow is supposed to be a sacred promise made to your spouse in front of God (if you believe) and everyone at the wedding. When you cheat you are telling everyone your word doesn't mean a damn thing.

The scary thing about it is that Miss Sweet Melons knows the OP is a piece of crap and was willing to help. This is a big red flag about her character. Then again they both suck so they deserve each other.

I love when people post religious beliefs, and then follow it up with name calling and judgment.

One example of why people think religion is a joke.

This has nothing to do with religion. You don't need to believe in God to think that someone that cheats on their spouse is a piece of crap. I know I would feel like a piece of crap if I did.

 

[sublimeone]

I've read things on this board about reasons why marriages fall apart and sometimes, it's for the absolute best. The marriage has become a bad thing for both parties and for the kids. Mental health issues. Infidelity. Trust issues. Drugs. Whatever.

But what disturbs me about this, assuming the OP isn't fishing, is the casualness. I mean, when you step up to the preacher or justice of the peace and you say "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." That doesn't mean, "until I get a little bored and a hot piece of ### that I have always been attracted to comes around."

I mean, come on. Doesn't your vow mean anything??

A vow is supposed to be a sacred promise made to your spouse in front of God (if you believe) and everyone at the wedding. When you cheat you are telling everyone your word doesn't mean a damn thing.

The scary thing about it is that Miss Sweet Melons knows the OP is a piece of crap and was willing to help. This is a big red flag about her character. Then again they both suck so they deserve each other.

I love when people post religious beliefs, and then follow it up with name calling and judgment.

One example of why people think religion is a joke.

I love when the anti-religion zealots go into full attack mode at the slightest mention of "God."

 

[tonydead]

I've read things on this board about reasons why marriages fall apart and sometimes, it's for the absolute best. The marriage has become a bad thing for both parties and for the kids. Mental health issues. Infidelity. Trust issues. Drugs. Whatever.

But what disturbs me about this, assuming the OP isn't fishing, is the casualness. I mean, when you step up to the preacher or justice of the peace and you say "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." That doesn't mean, "until I get a little bored and a hot piece of ### that I have always been attracted to comes around."

I mean, come on. Doesn't your vow mean anything??

A vow is supposed to be a sacred promise made to your spouse in front of God (if you believe) and everyone at the wedding. When you cheat you are telling everyone your word doesn't mean a damn thing.

The scary thing about it is that Miss Sweet Melons knows the OP is a piece of crap and was willing to help. This is a big red flag about her character. Then again they both suck so they deserve each other.

I love when people post religious beliefs, and then follow it up with name calling and judgment.

One example of why people think religion is a joke.

I love when the anti-religion zealots go into full attack mode at the slightest mention of "God."

Let's just agree to use "relationship" and "promise" instead of "marriage" and "vow" because they don't automatically insert a third person that's irrelevant to the discussion. That way we can avoid this argument altogether.

 

[TheWalkmen]

I was thinking with 30F's and 2 kids they may be as big pre-kids as post-kids (lucky *******), but while the size is unchanged those things will start changing location pretty soon.

 

[chauncey]

Nicknames for the flame may be the best thing to come out of this thread. If someone has a lot of free time today can we get a comprehensive list?

 

[Bogart]

I think the OP thought he was going to get a lot more iHigh Fives in this post.

Exactly this.

 

[Godsbrother]

I've read things on this board about reasons why marriages fall apart and sometimes, it's for the absolute best. The marriage has become a bad thing for both parties and for the kids. Mental health issues. Infidelity. Trust issues. Drugs. Whatever.

But what disturbs me about this, assuming the OP isn't fishing, is the casualness. I mean, when you step up to the preacher or justice of the peace and you say "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." That doesn't mean, "until I get a little bored and a hot piece of ### that I have always been attracted to comes around."

I mean, come on. Doesn't your vow mean anything??

A vow is supposed to be a sacred promise made to your spouse in front of God (if you believe) and everyone at the wedding. When you cheat you are telling everyone your word doesn't mean a damn thing.

The scary thing about it is that Miss Sweet Melons knows the OP is a piece of crap and was willing to help. This is a big red flag about her character. Then again they both suck so they deserve each other.

I love when people post religious beliefs, and then follow it up with name calling and judgment.

One example of why people think religion is a joke.

I love when the anti-religion zealots go into full attack mode at the slightest mention of "God."

Let's just agree to use "relationship" and "promise" instead of "marriage" and "vow" because they don't automatically insert a third person that's irrelevant to the discussion. That way we can avoid this argument altogether.

The only reason I threw a third party (God and/or people at the wedding) is that you make the vow in front of others. It is not necessary to the discussion though.

 

[msommer]

I've read things on this board about reasons why marriages fall apart and sometimes, it's for the absolute best. The marriage has become a bad thing for both parties and for the kids. Mental health issues. Infidelity. Trust issues. Drugs. Whatever.

But what disturbs me about this, assuming the OP isn't fishing, is the casualness. I mean, when you step up to the preacher or justice of the peace and you say "for better or worse, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, AS LONG AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE." That doesn't mean, "until I get a little bored and a hot piece of ### that I have always been attracted to comes around."

I mean, come on. Doesn't your vow mean anything??

A vow is supposed to be a sacred promise made to your spouse in front of God (if you believe) and everyone at the wedding. When you cheat you are telling everyone your word doesn't mean a damn thing.

The scary thing about it is that Miss Sweet Melons knows the OP is a piece of crap and was willing to help. This is a big red flag about her character. Then again they both suck so they deserve each other.

I love when people post religious beliefs, and then follow it up with name calling and judgment.

One example of why people think religion is a joke.

I love when the anti-religion zealots go into full attack mode at the slightest mention of "God."

Let's just agree to use "relationship" and "promise" instead of "marriage" and "vow" because they don't automatically insert a third person that's irrelevant to the discussion. That way we can avoid this argument altogether.

The only reason I threw a third party (God and/or people at the wedding) is that you make the vow in front of others. It is not necessary to the discussion though.

You were just trying to promote your brother, admit it

 

[moleculo]

Personally, i'm fascinated that someone in a relationship described as such:

... a decade-long marriage. No kids. We're happy and we get along great. Much like best friends and care about each other. However, the physical side of things started off decent and waned quickly from there. Deeper connection through conversation and shared interests is somewhat limited as well. At times it feels like we're just coasting through life on auto-pilot. She's an amazing woman...

is willing to throw it all away for some girl he couldn't make relationship time for 15 years ago, who, by the way, has two kids.

 

[mr roboto]

I just learned a new saying...

Not your monkey, not your circus. This chick isn't yours. Stay away.

 

[proninja]

Personally, i'm fascinated that someone in a relationship described as such:

... a decade-long marriage. No kids. We're happy and we get along great. Much like best friends and care about each other. However, the physical side of things started off decent and waned quickly from there. Deeper connection through conversation and shared interests is somewhat limited as well. At times it feels like we're just coasting through life on auto-pilot. She's an amazing woman...

is willing to throw it all away for some girl he couldn't make relationship time for 15 years ago, who, by the way, has two kids.

I think you're forgetting about penis

 

[Jayrok]

Personally, i'm fascinated that someone in a relationship described as such:

... a decade-long marriage. No kids. We're happy and we get along great. Much like best friends and care about each other. However, the physical side of things started off decent and waned quickly from there. Deeper connection through conversation and shared interests is somewhat limited as well. At times it feels like we're just coasting through life on auto-pilot. She's an amazing woman...

is willing to throw it all away for some girl he couldn't make relationship time for 15 years ago, who, by the way, has two kids.

I think you're forgetting about penis

and the girl with the big american breasts.

 

[tommyboy]

Candy Apples

Christy McMellons

Maria Mountains

Mrs Butterboobs

The Cleaner

The Rock(s)

Twin Peaks

Ewok Love Nest

You MeanThe One With the Big Big #######?

The Hills Have Nipples

Tiger Woods' Ball Washer

Feed The Children