Stop Pooping on Cars (1 Viewer)

[Sinn Fein]

You've been caught...now stop.

 

[roadkill1292]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode.

 

[El Floppo]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

 

[Sinn Fein]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode. FFA thread

 

[Tom Servo]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode. FFA thread

 

[TheIronSheik]

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

 

[AAABatteries]

at the pic in the article

 

[SacramentoBob]

Is that not allowed?

 

[Sinn Fein]

Seriously, who does this? I know its one of you guys....

 

[El Floppo]

at the pic in the article

best part- that pic looks like 90% of the guys in here.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Dentist has a car fetish now?

 

[mquinnjr]

Dentist has a car fetishes now?

 

[Parrothead]

pickup truck would be easier

 

[Sinn Fein]

Seriously, who does this? I know its one of you guys....

at the pic in the article

best part- that pic looks like 90% of the guys in here.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

 

[El Floppo]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

dammit

 

[TheIronSheik]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

dammit

 

[Binky The Doormat]

at the pic in the article

best part- that pic looks like 90% of the guys in here.

Homer? Kinda of his area ...Youngstown, Akron, whatever ...

 

[TheAristocrat]

Holy ####.

#1 Fan.

 

[joffer]

Bowel Movement Bandit

good band name

 

[TheAristocrat]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode.

Perfect.

 

[TheAristocrat]

 

[Mister CIA]

I think I know how this game is played.

Oh

 

[[icon]]

Pretty sure that's shuke, guys.

 

[TenTimes]

Just checking in to see if Malloy dropped a cleveland steamer reference yet. Carry on, will check back tomorrow.

 

[tdoss]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

I had to read this so many times because it hits home way too closely.

Back in '87-'88...there was a used car lot near my house. I was saving money and talking to the manager about buying a used Triumph TR7. I'd been working on this all summer and had it worked out with the manager to buy my first car the next week.

Friday night I walk by the car lot and see they painted "Sold" on the glass.

I was so incredibly pissed off that I got up on the hood and took a huge steaming dump.

No lie.

I'm not proud of it...I'm just being honest.

So...to see this story and see that line...my heart stopped for a moment and I thought, "Did I tell someone this story...did this story somehow get on this board...how in the world does anyone know this?!" Then I realized it was the dog's name.

I had to come back and edit to add that I still can't believe how perfectly this story and joke landed as a chapter in my life...small crap-filled world.

 

[Tom Servo]

Pretty sure that's shuke, guys.

Cincinnati is about 4 hours SW of Akron. If this was Dayton, then yeah.

 

[Bob Magaw]

Car owner told a loiterer to scat and he misinterpreted (phrasing).

 

[QuizGuy66]

"Hi I'm defecates on cars Rob Lowe and I have cable..."

-QG

 

[Bob Magaw]

"Hi I'm defecates on cars Rob Lowe and I have cable..."

-QG

Don't be this me.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Surprised this even makes the papers in Ohio.

 

[El Floppo]

Surprised this they even makes the have papers in Ohio.

 

[MC Gas Money]

19 times in one hour?

Definitely using PEDs

 

[Dentist]

Now imagine these were chests

 

[TheIronSheik]

Now imagine these were chests

Chests on cars?

 

[Dentist]

Now imagine these were chests

Chests on cars?

yes, like someone was placing a cedar chest on top of a car, wouldn't that be pure crazy?

That's exactly what I meant

 

[TheIronSheik]

Now imagine these were chests

Chests on cars?

yes, like someone was placing a cedar chest on top of a car, wouldn't that be pure crazy?

That's exactly what I meant

That would be weird.

 

[tdoss]

Now imagine these were chests

Chests on cars?

yes, like someone was placing a cedar chest on top of a car, wouldn't that be pure crazy?

That's exactly what I meant

You're a strange dude, Dentist.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Could be a dentist's office

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

I had to read this so many times because it hits home way too closely.

Back in '87-'88...there was a used car lot near my house. I was saving money and talking to the manager about buying a used Triumph TR7. I'd been working on this all summer and had it worked out with the manager to buy my first car the next week.

Friday night I walk by the car lot and see they painted "Sold" on the glass.

I was so incredibly pissed off that I got up on the hood and took a huge steaming dump.

No lie.

I'm not proud of it...I'm just being honest.

So...to see this story and see that line...my heart stopped for a moment and I thought, "Did I tell someone this story...did this story somehow get on this board...how in the world does anyone know this?!" Then I realized it was the dog's name.

I had to come back and edit to add that I still can't believe how perfectly this story and joke landed as a chapter in my life...small crap-filled world.

They might have done you a favor. An old mechanic friend of mine said they were junk and you couldn't pay him to own one.

 

[peaces]

I'll stop when they pry the cold, hard crap from my butt

 

[tdoss]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

I had to read this so many times because it hits home way too closely.

Back in '87-'88...there was a used car lot near my house. I was saving money and talking to the manager about buying a used Triumph TR7. I'd been working on this all summer and had it worked out with the manager to buy my first car the next week.

Friday night I walk by the car lot and see they painted "Sold" on the glass.

I was so incredibly pissed off that I got up on the hood and took a huge steaming dump.

No lie.

I'm not proud of it...I'm just being honest.

So...to see this story and see that line...my heart stopped for a moment and I thought, "Did I tell someone this story...did this story somehow get on this board...how in the world does anyone know this?!" Then I realized it was the dog's name.

I had to come back and edit to add that I still can't believe how perfectly this story and joke landed as a chapter in my life...small crap-filled world.

They might have done you a favor. An old mechanic friend of mine said they were junk and you couldn't pay him to own one.

I was a teenager at the time...Didn't know anything...just knew it was affordable and looked kinda cool back then.

 

[Guest]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

I had to read this so many times because it hits home way too closely.

Back in '87-'88...there was a used car lot near my house. I was saving money and talking to the manager about buying a used Triumph TR7. I'd been working on this all summer and had it worked out with the manager to buy my first car the next week.

Friday night I walk by the car lot and see they painted "Sold" on the glass.

I was so incredibly pissed off that I got up on the hood and took a huge steaming dump.

No lie.

I'm not proud of it...I'm just being honest.

So...to see this story and see that line...my heart stopped for a moment and I thought, "Did I tell someone this story...did this story somehow get on this board...how in the world does anyone know this?!" Then I realized it was the dog's name.

I had to come back and edit to add that I still can't believe how perfectly this story and joke landed as a chapter in my life...small crap-filled world.

They might have done you a favor. An old mechanic friend of mine said they were junk and you couldn't pay him to own one.

I was a teenager at the time...Didn't know anything...just knew it was affordable and looked kinda cool back then.

Did you ever consider they put the sold sign on for you?

 

[TheIronSheik]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

I had to read this so many times because it hits home way too closely.

Back in '87-'88...there was a used car lot near my house. I was saving money and talking to the manager about buying a used Triumph TR7. I'd been working on this all summer and had it worked out with the manager to buy my first car the next week.

Friday night I walk by the car lot and see they painted "Sold" on the glass.

I was so incredibly pissed off that I got up on the hood and took a huge steaming dump.

No lie.

I'm not proud of it...I'm just being honest.

So...to see this story and see that line...my heart stopped for a moment and I thought, "Did I tell someone this story...did this story somehow get on this board...how in the world does anyone know this?!" Then I realized it was the dog's name.

I had to come back and edit to add that I still can't believe how perfectly this story and joke landed as a chapter in my life...small crap-filled world.

They might have done you a favor. An old mechanic friend of mine said they were junk and you couldn't pay him to own one.

I was a teenager at the time...Didn't know anything...just knew it was affordable and looked kinda cool back then.

Did you ever consider they put the sold sign on for you?

 

[skol asylum]

Counting Brown Cars would be a totally different song.

 

[General Tso]

Did they catch the guy yet?

 

[Bob Magaw]

This could be related to Soulfly's unsolicited human manure deposit lawn bandit, and the work of an international, serial offender and defecation terrorist. Maybe an Interpol Task Force is in order.

 

[TenTimes]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

I had to read this so many times because it hits home way too closely.

Back in '87-'88...there was a used car lot near my house. I was saving money and talking to the manager about buying a used Triumph TR7. I'd been working on this all summer and had it worked out with the manager to buy my first car the next week.

Friday night I walk by the car lot and see they painted "Sold" on the glass.

I was so incredibly pissed off that I got up on the hood and took a huge steaming dump.

No lie.

I'm not proud of it...I'm just being honest.

So...to see this story and see that line...my heart stopped for a moment and I thought, "Did I tell someone this story...did this story somehow get on this board...how in the world does anyone know this?!" Then I realized it was the dog's name.

I had to come back and edit to add that I still can't believe how perfectly this story and joke landed as a chapter in my life...small crap-filled world.

They might have done you a favor. An old mechanic friend of mine said they were junk and you couldn't pay him to own one.

I was a teenager at the time...Didn't know anything...just knew it was affordable and looked kinda cool back then.

Did you ever consider they put the sold sign on for you?

 

[tdoss]

The neighbors all turning on one another is like an old Twilight Zone episode for that guy to poop on.

A Triumph would be the perfect car to poop on.

I had to read this so many times because it hits home way too closely.

Back in '87-'88...there was a used car lot near my house. I was saving money and talking to the manager about buying a used Triumph TR7. I'd been working on this all summer and had it worked out with the manager to buy my first car the next week.

Friday night I walk by the car lot and see they painted "Sold" on the glass.

I was so incredibly pissed off that I got up on the hood and took a huge steaming dump.

No lie.

I'm not proud of it...I'm just being honest.

So...to see this story and see that line...my heart stopped for a moment and I thought, "Did I tell someone this story...did this story somehow get on this board...how in the world does anyone know this?!" Then I realized it was the dog's name.

I had to come back and edit to add that I still can't believe how perfectly this story and joke landed as a chapter in my life...small crap-filled world.

They might have done you a favor. An old mechanic friend of mine said they were junk and you couldn't pay him to own one.

I was a teenager at the time...Didn't know anything...just knew it was affordable and looked kinda cool back then.

Did you ever consider they put the sold sign on for you?

No...we didn't have anything signed...just verbal. They sold it...it was gone...poop and all by Monday.

 

[MC Gas Money]

How did this guy get the mirrors?