Stuff Magazine ranks in this year's worst picks (1 Viewer)

[gamer12]

"If Martin were a horse, they'd shoot him...grind him up into dog food...

serve him to a dog...And then shoot that dog..."

Fantasy football article...

 

[LHUCKS]

Lack of respect for one of the best RBs of his generation and a surefire HOFer??

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I hope my leaguemates read this one:

Fallacy Football Draft these guys and your team is destined for last place. Stuffmagazine.com, 8/17/2006QB - Brett Favre, Green Bay PackersWe hear Brett Favre is having a lot of fun this year and really likes his team. Wow, he must be getting senile as well as sucky in his old age. RB - Corey Dillon, New England PatriotsIf it were 1999, we'd all be dancing to that Prince song. We'd also be drafting Corey Dillon in the first round. In 2006, you'd be better off drafting Prince, especially with No. 1 draft pick Laurence Maroney stealing Gimpy Corey's carries by week 8. RB - Curtis Martin, New York JetsIf Martin were a horse, they'd shoot him. And then grind him up into dog food. And then serve him to a dog. And then shoot that dog. That's how old and crappy Martin is. WR - Randy Moss, Oakland RaidersHe's six foot four, has more than 10,000 yards of receiving in his career and appears to be healed from last year's injuries. What could possibly go wrong for Moss? Oh, that's right, Aaron Brooks.WR - Terry Glenn, Dallas CowboysIf Glenn catches nine balls for 120 yards and three touchdowns in the first game…that's a bad thing. Because his good buddy Terrell Owens will start #####in' that those passes should have gone to him. Expect Glenn to be reduced to running the tee back and forth for kickoffs by week 12. TE - Marcus Pollard, Detroit LionsDetroit wide receivers cheered the arrival of new offensive coordinator Mike Martz (and the departure of Joey Harrington). Pollard, however, wept. Quadriplegic lepers get more action than tight ends in Martz's offense. K - Martin Gramatica, New England PatriotsRemember how the Gramatica boys used to feud with punter Todd Sauerbrun? Considering Sauerbrun has been linked to an alleged steroid ring, Martin's lucky it was only a war of words and no punches were ever thrown. If you draft Gramatica, you'll probably want to kick his ###, too. He hit only 11-of-19 field goals last year. Def. - Miami DolphinsStar defenders Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor say everything is cool between the two of them, even though Taylor and Thomas' sister filed for divorce in the offseason. Yeah…the guy who was boning your sister just broke up with her and you're cool with that. Don't draft a defense that might be hitting each other more than the other team.

 

[Tong Po]

I have to strongly disagree with Terry Glenn being on this list.

 

[DoubleG]

I have to strongly disagree with Terry Glenn being on this list.

...said the Terry Glenn owner.I love the line about Pollard. now if I could only trade him...

 

[shamrock84]

This guy is a t00l!!! I'm gonna be sending some hatemail tonight...

 

[Tong Po]

I have to strongly disagree with Terry Glenn being on this list.

...said the Terry Glenn owner.Actually... I haven't drafted in any of my leagues yet.Just think it's a bad call.

 

[B-Deep]

spot on with the cumar thing

 

[Nemesis Enforcer]

What did people expect? Its Stuff Magazine.