Stupid Sports Schtick (1 Viewer)

[scoobus]

Every NBA player yelling "Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!" if a defender breathes on them.

The Dion Waiters special

 

[Mr. Mojo]

"Now he's a football player..."

Really?, I thought I was watching croquet.

 

[Mookie]

"Breaking down the film/tape" on a draft prospect = watching Youtube highlight vids.

 

[nirad3]

Tony Kornheiser waving a Canadian flag at the end of PTI. I'm sure there's a reason, but it's dumb regardless.

Plus his buddy Wilbon calling the viewers knuckleheads on his way out. I think Kornheiser also says something like "we'll try to do better next time".

They do this every show.

 

[urbanhack]

giving five or high fiving after missing a free throw.


Great job!!!

 

[Eephus]

Finger guns

 

[cheese]

Basketball players snapping their head back trying to get foul calls.

Him. I’m him. He’s him.

 

[zamboni]

Finger guns

Or banging your chest like King Kong circa 1933.

 

[Dr_Zaius]

giving five or high fiving after missing a free throw.

That's a good one. It's even more annoying than the volleyball teams that go into a group hug after every point.

 

[zamboni]

giving five or high fiving after missing a free throw.

That's a good one. It's even more annoying than the volleyball teams that go into a group hug after every point.

Great call - that's super annoying.

 

[zamboni]

Not so much schtick, but being old school, I bristle a bit when baseball players are best buds with opponents when they get on base, whether it's the first game of the season or Game 7 of the World Series.. We would get chewed out back in the day for talking to the opponents when the game was going on.