Team Name Check (1 Viewer)

[skol asylum]

Team is 0-4, so I changed it to a Letterkenny reference:

####### Embarrassing

I had a bad start one year and went with Defenseless Kittens, shortly changing to Offenseless Kittens. Nice little kitten pic for an avatar.

 

[Gawain]

Rodgers hasn’t gotten a snap since 2018, but still use Jaquizz in my pants. Mainly because of the three minutes of photoshop to put his mug on Sanbergs crotch.

 

[kewin316]

Off Constantly

So when the other team wins the web page states so and so beat Off Constantly! 

 

[Man In The Box]

Off Constantly

So when the other team wins the web page states so and so beat Off Constantly! 

I had a similar one. Off in the Woods

 

[Godsbrother]

I have been brewing beer since the late 80s and my first name is Mike so my team name for 25 years has been the Mikerobrewers 

 

[Jayded]

Dynasty team this year is : R.E.L.A.X Massage & Rehab

Superflex with Aaron Rodgers and Deshaun Watson as QBs and got Cam Akers prior to his injury, hence the name. I’ve got a bajillion injuries now though, so might gotten too snarky for my own fantasy luck. 

 

[richn]

Love Muscle

 

[Rockchild]

Agents of Fortune, Imaginos, Spectres, Revolution by Night, Club Ninja, Tyranny and Mutation

I name my teams after Blue Oyster Cult albums.

Cue the cowbell comments.

 

[menobrown]

Truffle Butker

 

[Instinctive]

I have a team with Cooper Kupp and Amari Cooper called "Two Coopers One Kupp".

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Off Constantly

So when the other team wins the web page states so and so beat Off Constantly! 

We may have a winner.

back when I worked at a game company we’d have after hours quake tourneys. 

My handle was “a big b####” so when I smoked someone, it said “you were killed by a big b####”

same idea. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Agents of Fortune, Imaginos, Spectres, Revolution by Night, Club Ninja, Tyranny and Mutation

I name my teams after Blue Oyster Cult albums.

Cue the cowbell comments.

I remember an owner who used Time to play B-sides.

 

[matttyl]

A few years back I was….

Can’t Hyde my Chubb

One year I had Aaron Rodgers when he had that horrible mustache and Kareem Hunt…..mustaches on the (fill in the blank)

 

[FairWarning]

Agents of Fortune, Imaginos, Spectres, Revolution by Night, Club Ninja, Tyranny and Mutation

I name my teams after Blue Oyster Cult albums.

Cue the cowbell comments.

Even though it’s a song, Dominance and Submission would be a great team name. 

 

[Rubi]

Nefarious Toney

Kittle Korn

Kissing Cousins

Hail Murray

 

[Blackbear]

Agents of Fortune, Imaginos, Spectres, Revolution by Night, Club Ninja, Tyranny and Mutation

I name my teams after Blue Oyster Cult albums.

Cue the cowbell comments.

I bet you have shares of The Slim Reaper. 

 

[dkp993]

I have a team with Cooper Kupp and Amari Cooper called "Two Coopers One Kupp".

Had Gurley an Kupp for 2 years.  Name then was 1 Gurley 1 Kupp.  

 

[Rockchild]

I bet you have shares of The Slim Reaper. 

I don't have him anywhere much to my chagrin, lol.

 

[TheWinz]

Since the dawn of time, I have always been... The Dirty Weasels

I made my logo, and it's a weasel, dirt on his face, holding a bag of cash

 

[SDJohnny]

I have been and will always be the....Bonecrushers. 

 

[wgoldsph]

My team name is always

Team Name

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Scherffocalypse Now

 

[fatness]

One year I named my team Pretty Ballerinas. This was their logo. Made the Super Bowl but got beat.

 

[BillyJoeBob]

I generally stick with movie references/quotes.  

• Triple Dog Dare
  
• Viene la Tormenta!
  

 

[travdogg]

Was going to use Them Crooked TD Vultures for my work league this year but it go cancelled.

My dynasty league is called Norris and is in its 16th year. It's made up of 3 fans each of the 4 NFC North teams. My franchise there has been called Hammer of the Gods from the beginning.

Always appreciate a Them Crooked Vultures reference. Best 1 album band of all-time.

 

[PantherThunder]

Hot Sauce guy - as a fellow hot pepper guy  - THEE Red Reapers - I am an Ohio State guy

 

[Jayded]

Bumping this one because I could use some thoughts/help as I feel like there has to be something right there given the players I could lean into for names.

I have a team with Kyler Murray, Skyy Moore, and DJ Moore along with many others (Kamara, Najee, etc.). I realized I have a lot of short players and I tried to grab Elijah Moore or Kenny Moore and just brand it "Rebel Yell" (Moore, Moore, Moore). Would love thoughts.

My other league I've got Watson and Pitts on the same team so I saw one I liked and might alter it : Wat? Son of a.... or Wat? Son of a Pitts

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I tried to grab Elijah Moore or Kenny Moore and just brand it "Rebel Yell" (Moore, Moore, Moore). Would love thoughts.

actively attempting to acquire a player for a team name is solid dedication to a schtick. I admire the cut of your jib, sir or madame.

outstanding team name. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

The 16-team league I joined is thematic. So owners are limited in what they can name a team. 

Our league theme is Masters of the Universe, so I had to find a name appropriate. 

Unfortunately the commishes felt “Skeletor’s Codpiece” was not part of the MotU theme, and I actually needed to pick a character.

As Fisto She-Ra & Panthor we’re both taken, I opted to go with Pigboy, 

And I crack up every time I see it. 

I also think it makes me a sympathetic character in trades, what with the sad little pigboy avi.  

 

[TVT 0 N S T A]

Had my name as The DK make her Waddle - but apparently ESPN doesn't want me to keep that name.  

There are no fun things anymore.

 

[sushinsky4tsar]

Eks Gon' Give It to Ya 

Sloppy Steaks

 

[skol asylum]

Bumping this one because I could use some thoughts/help as I feel like there has to be something right there given the players I could lean into for names.

I have a team with Kyler Murray, Skyy Moore, and DJ Moore along with many others (Kamara, Najee, etc.). I realized I have a lot of short players and I tried to grab Elijah Moore or Kenny Moore and just brand it "Rebel Yell" (Moore, Moore, Moore). Would love thoughts.

My other league I've got Watson and Pitts on the same team so I saw one I liked and might alter it : Wat? Son of a.... or Wat? Son of a Pitts

Doing Less with Moore

 

[skol asylum]

A couple of names I've used in the past related to my home team Vikings...

The Original Whizzinators

Hooked on a Thielen

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Doing Less with Moore

In case he hosts the draft he can serve these:

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[Mister CIA]

The Wille McCoys.  Took over a dynasty team in bad shape and was inspired by the Jim Croce song You Don't Mess Around with Jim, specifically the lines "He took all my money, and it may sound funny, but I came to get my money back."  Three Super Bowls wins in sixteen years and looking for four

 

[Gally]

A couple of names I've used in the past related to my home team Vikings...

The Original Whizzinators

Hooked on a Thielen

I have been The Whizzinators in many leagues

 

[TheWinz]

My Ball Zach Ertz

 

[Gally]

My Ball Zach Ertz

Maybe you should go see a doctor about that

 

[TheWinz]

I'm sure this one will offend some...

Little Ruggs Corvette

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

My Ball Zach Ertz

I’m shocked. Shocked, I say, that you have a hilarious team name.  

 

[Cjw_55106]

Shock N Awe (obviously since the Bush era)

1.21 JJWatts

Goal Line Fumble (my team was always terrible when the league was young)

 

[Jayded]

Doing Less with Moore

Couldn’t quite figure out one I like that wasn’t a mouthful making fun of all my short players so I do think I’ll play on my multiple Moores like this : Gotta Win Moore & Moore

 

[skol asylum]

Couldn’t quite figure out one I like that wasn’t a mouthful making fun of all my short players so I do think I’ll play on my multiple Moores like this : Gotta Win Moore & Moore

Moore Money Moore Problems

 

[skol asylum]

No Moore Tears

 

[nirad3]

In my longest-running dynasty league, I'm the Naked Bootleggers.  Don't envision myself ever changing that one.

 

[Rubi]

To reflect today's headline:

Nein Heinz

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Moore Money Moore Problems

Sounds like a team that needs to trade for Mooney.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

To reflect today's headline:

Nein Heinz

That's a story I need to catsup on.

 

[nirad3]

That's a story I need to catsup on.

Hmm, maybe I can squeeze one more pun out of this...

 

[-OZ-]

Almost all my teams are totally original.
OZ. Started dynasty leagues while living half a mile from the wizard of oz museum in wamego, Kansas  

the other is dingoes and doodles, in honor of my two dogs. 

Changed two names to celebrate nerdom. 
still OZ in my main league 

“avocados at law” in my SF. 

Null island ONOEs in the third.

I never claimed to be original.