The 2022 NFL Draft Thread (1 Viewer)

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Oh look, the Jacksonville Jaguars fan is there. 

 

[The General]

Does anyone get more words in per breath than Mel Kiper? This dude is a verbiage machine. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I did get an Ivar the boneless vibe there.

Last Kingdom was terrific, btw. 

 

[SoBeDad]

Derek Carr, a promonition. The best QB from this class will also be drafted in the 2nd round, Matt Coral.

 

[Desert_Power]

Does anyone get more words in per breath than Mel Kiper? This dude is a verbiage machine. 

Get him in a debate with Ben Shapiro. They both talk at like 1.5 audiobook speed

 

[belljr]

So apparently the draft is today..... ag:

 

[Faust]

lol....the Jaguars war room is flat energy...no other teams calling in to acquire the #1 overall pick.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Get him in a debate with Ben Shapiro

Please god no. They both come from the school of “say as many wrong things as quickly as possible to see if someone will buy it”. 

 

[-OZ-]

lol....the Jaguars war room is flat energy...no other teams calling in to acquire the #1 overall pick.

The 1.01 should never have a running clock. You had 4 months. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Jacksonville literally being that dude at the draft who pulled the 1st pick, and after an hour of hanging out takes the full 2 mins to pick. 

 

[Faust]

Dave Ross @drosssports

#DUUUVAL  should troll #NFLDraft  and let this guy announce the first pick…

https://twitter.com/drosssports/status/1519832504617738240?s=21

 

[SoBeDad]

It is a requirement for every team to milk the 10 minutes?

 

[heckmanm]

Jacksonville literally being that dude at the draft who pulled the 1st pick, and after an hour of hanging out takes the full 2 mins to pick. 

Eisenhower on NFLN speculated the league likes it that way

 

[belljr]

So no players on camera/at draft?

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Eisenhower on NFLN speculated the league likes it that way

No question. More commercial time. 

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I go to that restaurant/bar where Kenny Pickett is holding his draft party often.

 

[Han Solo]

Travon looked excited

 

[The General]

Someone tell Trayvon he's the pick!

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Travon looked excited

He looked like a dude who just won the lottery 

 

[heckmanm]

Loins not wasting time

 

[Faust]

Trent Baalke with the player he wanted versus who owner Shad Khan wanted to pick.

 

[Desert_Power]

Lions aren't taking ten minutes for this one  

 

[JaxBill]

Loins not wasting time

Well loins work that way

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Solid. 

 

[Jayded]

Don’t screw it up. Don’t screw it up. Don’t screw it up. Don’t screw it up #Texans

 

[Han Solo]

Aiden looked like he had the Hefner girls from years past with him. 

 

[The Big Donkey]

Well loins work that way

I can feel it down in my plums.

 

[HellToupee]

That’s a hell of a long walk to the stage

 

[TripItUp]

Lions sprint to the podium...LOL

Jax gonna Jax

 

[Faust]

Hutchinson was the easy choice for the Lions, can you imagine the uproar if they would have passed on the Michigan player?

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Ok, the hallway with the team-colored playing cards is pretty cool. Cap tip.

 

[JaxBill]

@APMarkLong: UGA DC Will Muschamp on Travon Walker: "I swear to God he could line up at middle linebacker and go be fine. I would take him at No. 1 and not even blink. There’s not a single red flag. He’s the real deal now.”

Boom has known Travon & his family since the LB was 10 years old

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Don’t screw it up. Don’t screw it up. Don’t screw it up. Don’t screw it up #Texans

They’ll take a QB.  

 

[SoBeDad]

Now the fun starts...

 

[Han Solo]

@APMarkLong: UGA DC Will Muschamp on Travon Walker: "I swear to God he could line up at middle linebacker and go be fine. I would take him at No. 1 and not even blink. There’s not a single red flag. He’s the real deal now.”

Boom has known Travon & his family since the LB was 10 years old

So not biased…

 

[Buckna]

Are there any FBG in Vegas this year for the draft?

Originally planned on going but then saw the thread on how much it cost

 

[Mister CIA]

Breaking:  Aidan Huutcinson hopes to win some games in Detroit.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

I’d have a hard time being that close to Melissa Stark and not breaking out in a cold sweat.  

 

[stlrams]

Jax missed out

 

[menobrown]

Aiden looked like he had the Hefner girls from years past with him. 

His mom and sister but yea, that was impressive.

 

[The General]

Give me some Sauce!

 

[Desert_Power]

Lions building a very strong foundation

 

[JaxBill]

Now the fun starts...

IMO the real fun starts at 8

 

[The General]

These fan shots...Lots of heart disease in attendance.

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Who wants to bet one of Huch’s visualizations was “be the 1st pick in the NFL draft”? 

Just the way he said “I’ve managed to hit some of them”. 

 

[belljr]

IMO the real fun starts at 8

It's almost 8:30 bro

 

[SoBeDad]

Give me some Sauce!

Ike's dirty sauce?  No, first big surprise - Stingley.

 

[Faust]

Stingley over Sauce?
 

Interesting.

 

[TripItUp]

Jax missed out

also known as ####ting the bed

 

[-OZ-]

Hutchinson was the easy choice for the Lions, can you imagine the uproar if they would have passed on the Michigan player?

Best player in the draft, fits a need, hometown guy. Easy