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"The Bachelor" on ABC (3 Viewers)
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PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
im not mad at JP. i mean, dude just wants to keep stuff private now. and if he dont want to get married or say i love you yet, more power too him. i bet most of the past folks who said it were lying anyway.
TLEF316
Footballguy
I'm guessing he thinks he got a bad edit.
I seriously doubt they wanted to give the guy a hatchet job down the stretch, but I'm guessing there was no other place to take it.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Yeah, he's no angel, but Harrison is the one poking this and making it so awkward.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Andi 
Fat Nick
Footballguy
She's the only one with the mental capacity to do the show truthfully. Any other girl and it would've been the Female equivalent if Ben Flanjik.Andi
I'm kind of meh though.
Otis
Footballguy
Andi
My favorite since day 1. Was so assuming it would be her. She'll make it interesting.
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
i suspect harrison and the producers are mad because hes doing this and purposely gave him a bad edit down the stretch including the episode where they trashed him.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The pay is horrendous.Andi
My favorite since day 1. Was so assuming it would be her. She'll make it interesting.
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
GoBirds
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
Yeah, but it's so glamorous.The pay is horrendous.Andi
My favorite since day 1. Was so assuming it would be her. She'll make it interesting.
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I get hate mail. Kids egg my house.Yeah, but it's so glamorous.The pay is horrendous.Andi
My favorite since day 1. Was so assuming it would be her. She'll make it interesting.
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
Otis
Footballguy
But what of the fans?I get hate mail. Kids egg my house.Yeah, but it's so glamorous.The pay is horrendous.Andi
My favorite since day 1. Was so assuming it would be her. She'll make it interesting.
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Your wife is the only fan I'm aware of.But what of the fans?I get hate mail. Kids egg my house.Yeah, but it's so glamorous.The pay is horrendous.Andi
My favorite since day 1. Was so assuming it would be her. She'll make it interesting.
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
((Morpheus))
Footballguy
My wife loves your blog too...Your wife is the only fan I'm aware of.But what of the fans?I get hate mail. Kids egg my house.Yeah, but it's so glamorous.The pay is horrendous.Andi
My favorite since day 1. Was so assuming it would be her. She'll make it interesting.
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
McGarnicle
Footballguy
It's odd to say that I'm disappointed when I only watch so I can mock the show anyway, but, that was awful. Not good trainwreck awful either, just boring, pointless awful. Nikki looked like a hostage to me, and even that had no comedic value. The whole thing was just hard to watch.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mister Martie
Footballguy
Ditto.For some reason, Claire was like nails on a chalkboard to me. I couldn't stand her. Yet still, I felt bad for her for having to deal with JP. Dude is a total date rapist. He was creepy.
Mister Martie
Footballguy
My wife and her friends were also big fans.Your wife is the only fan I'm aware of.But what of the fans?I get hate mail. Kids egg my house.Yeah, but it's so glamorous.The pay is horrendous.Andi
Pickles can you start up the blog again for Andi's season at least??
Chase Stuart
Footballguy
I've only seen two episodes of the show this year, with tonight's being one of them. "I love ####### you" is some classic ####. Well done, JP.
As for Andi, she seems to have the brains and the looks, but the one other episode I saw was the one when she left, and she came off as kind of an idiot and way too full of herself.
As for Andi, she seems to have the brains and the looks, but the one other episode I saw was the one when she left, and she came off as kind of an idiot and way too full of herself.
TLEF316
Footballguy
She's quite possibly the world's biggest phoney. She's also so unbelievably desperate to land a fella that its incredibly off-putting. She would have said or done just about anything to win this thing and totally allowed herself to be duped by a guy that was obviously so full of crap.
If you dated her in real life, she'd be throwing out a "propose or its over" ultimatum with 12-15 months.
Dinsy Ejotuz
Footballguy
Juan Pablo: hey guys, I'm not your trained monkey.
Chris Harrison: if you don't play ball we're going to make you look really really bad.
Juan Pablo:
Chris Harrison: commence the hatchet job fellas.
Chris Harrison: if you don't play ball we're going to make you look really really bad.
Juan Pablo:
Chris Harrison: commence the hatchet job fellas.
Otis
Footballguy
Mister Martie
Footballguy
That's what it was for me. Completely fake 100% of the time. JP called het geniune or some ####. Completely ridiculous.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
here's the scoop Gents... and for the record, i ####### LOVE JP after this finale...
JP got to watch the production crew dismantle him all season while he was on his journey.. he was PRESSURED by ABC to be the Bachelor, after he repeatedly said NO to them...
So when that dumb #### said "dont bite the hand that feeds you" JP should shouldve said he was the hand that fed ABC.
Here's the motherload:
The producers offered JP $$$$$$ to propose to Nikki - it was all planned out - JP agreed... but he never intended on it.
When Chris said, "you told our producers you have a surprise" he left the entire network and that ####### Chris Harrison looking like buffoons saying "I didnt talk to anybody.. what surprise?"
Basically... the entire finale was JP giving a huge #### you to ABC and Chris who tried to frame him for a sucker while he tried to get laid. He refused to answer everything and dumped on Chris as much as possible.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooove it
JP got to watch the production crew dismantle him all season while he was on his journey.. he was PRESSURED by ABC to be the Bachelor, after he repeatedly said NO to them...
So when that dumb #### said "dont bite the hand that feeds you" JP should shouldve said he was the hand that fed ABC.
Here's the motherload:
The producers offered JP $$$$$$ to propose to Nikki - it was all planned out - JP agreed... but he never intended on it.
When Chris said, "you told our producers you have a surprise" he left the entire network and that ####### Chris Harrison looking like buffoons saying "I didnt talk to anybody.. what surprise?"
Basically... the entire finale was JP giving a huge #### you to ABC and Chris who tried to frame him for a sucker while he tried to get laid. He refused to answer everything and dumped on Chris as much as possible.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooove it
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TLEF316
Footballguy
Do assistant prosecutors actually do anything or do they just get coffee and stuff?
Like even when I went to traffic court one time and got to meet with someone before hand before going in front of the judge, I'm pretty sure it was still the actual prosecutor. If AP's can't even handle that....
Otis
Footballguy
He was kind of a doosh. His own family basically said to the girls "he's kind of a doosh." The number one dad schtick was tired, his daughter as an excuse the next day after he banged a chick was shameful...even Harrison who loves being bros with every fella on there didn't get along with him, and you could see that drum day one.Juan Pablo: hey guys, I'm not your trained monkey.
Chris Harrison: if you don't play ball we're going to make you look really really bad.
Juan Pablo:
Chris Harrison: commence the hatchet job fellas.
Guy was a tool. Good riddance.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Chris's insistence that he say "I love you" was f'n weird.
JP is a giant phony.
There are no winners. Well, Harrison still gets a nice paycheck.
JP is a giant phony.
There are no winners. Well, Harrison still gets a nice paycheck.
Otis
Footballguy
She probably does some sweet ### doc review.Do assistant prosecutors actually do anything or do they just get coffee and stuff?But gb, she's a PROSECUTOR!(Assistant)
Like even when I went to traffic court one time and got to meet with someone before hand before going in front of the judge, I'm pretty sure it was still the actual prosecutor. If AP's can't even handle that....
Love how they had her walking around town in the ADA jacket knocking down doors for gang drug busts like she's Columbo.
Mister Martie
Footballguy
This seems like the motherload of stupid. JP has like a 75 IQ. You are giving him way too much credit.lol @ pressured into being the bachelor. I'm sure he was content to drive his 12k car and sell Marlins tickets.
Chase Stuart
Footballguy
I know, she doesn't seem smart enough to be a corporate attorney.
Otis
Footballguy
I just thought it was a big F U to our bachelor. He knew how to screw with him and make him look bad for the hags in the audience, and just was gonna ride him until he crumbled.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
It's well documented by ABC and JP himself that he said no multiple times, until they made an offer he couldnt refuse.
Havent been a JP fan all season, but that finale was 110% calculated on his part.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mister Martie
Footballguy
"Hey guys, I am pretty content driving around in my Jeep Patriot and selling Marlins tickets. I'd rather not be the center of attention of 30 hot chicks on national television."
Mister Martie
Footballguy
Yeah, I'm sure he was a tough nut to crack in this negotiation.
Soulfly3
Footballguy
Point is, every human with a vaj, and gay men wanted this guy as the Bachelor. ABC did whatever they had to do to make it happen
McGarnicle
Footballguy
You guys, seriously though...it's okay.
TLEF316
Footballguy
It was probably something like this, except with a Spanish accent and lots of dead eyes in the room.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
It's like you guys don't like honesty or something.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Maybe he thought he had gonorrhea, but then learned he didn't have gonorrhea, and then decided maybe he shouldn't mention the close call with the gonorrhea.
Das Boot
Footballguy
JP said "see ya" to Clare, but she got in some great parting shots and won over the crowd watching the final show.
JP said "I have a ring in my pocket but I'm not giving it to you" to Nikki, but asked her to accept the final rose - she did.
In the After the Rose live show, turns out JP and Nikki are still, kind of, together, but JP won't say he loves her - which Chris really tried to get him to do.
Andi is the next bachelorette.
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