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"The Bachelor" on ABC (3 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%
  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%

  • Total voters
    108
Brilliant, brilliant move by Chris. Take Elise home, lay on the couch with the bum knee, she'll bring you food or suck your #### on command... :thumbup:

 
Brilliant, brilliant move by Chris. Take Elise home, lay on the couch with the bum knee, she'll bring you food or suck your #### on command... :thumbup:
Bukowski calls into a radio show I listen to. He swore that he didn't sleep with Elise...in "Paradise," or back in Chicago. He said basically that she came back to Chicago with him and they hung out for a week, then went back to film some recap/follow-up stuff back in Mexico, then flew to DC with him for a few days...he said that after their DC visit, that he was a little tired of her because they'd spent like 10 days striaght with each other, and that "she needed to go do her own thing...like, a LOT." And it sounds like that was that...

Swore they didn't hook up. Not sure if he's just saying that to preserve the possibility of future hook-ups with other naive idiots in the future, or if they REALLY didn't, but...

 
ashleigh can't be real right?
Oh she's great. Love the vacant stare, like there is literally nothing happening in her brain, then moments of complete insanity coupled with a startling lack of accountability. It's rare that you get all the worst possible aspects of the female personality concentrated into one woman.
 
ok, assuming she's actually like this and its not an act, is there really any chance that any dude seriously ever marries her? She's obviously a super hot piece of ###, but its pretty clear she's legitimately out of her mind.

She makes Clare look stable.

 
ok, assuming she's actually like this and its not an act, is there really any chance that any dude seriously ever marries her? She's obviously a super hot piece of ###, but its pretty clear she's legitimately out of her mind.

She makes Clare look stable.
I would totally marry her.
 
There's a reason all of these gorgeous women are still single.

My favorite right now is Jackie. Love the cute girl next door look, and no crazy yet. No wonder she's getting the least amount of camera time. And I'll bet she looks good without makeup. All the other women cake the stuff on. Michelle and Lacy look especially ridiculous with all that makeup.

 
Yeah, those 2 look like they're wearing clown paint. I sort of get it with Michelle but i remember Lacey being a pretty good looking girl on her bachelor season. Not sure why she feels the need.

Jackie is a total smoke show. Huge fan

 
Michelle, watching Robert and Sarah leave: "I'm the only one here without a man on her arm..."

:mellow:

 
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Wow, thanks ABC for leaving us hanging like that.

How in the world does Graham not know anything for 2 days? I don't see why he'd leave over it. Seems like manufactured drama to me.

 
Wow, thanks ABC for leaving us hanging like that.

How in the world does Graham not know anything for 2 days? I don't see why he'd leave over it. Seems like manufactured drama to me.
That's what I thought, and I think they overestimate how much people care with their cliff hangers. I don't even care who gets the roses in bachelor pad. The journey is more amusing than the rose ceremony, except perhaps last week.

 
They really should have made a deal with HBO or Showtime for an after dark thing like Big Brother. It would be great to actually see the three way that is coming up.

 
I don't think Claire is necessarily crazy, but she was clearly moving WAY too fast. If she'd kept herself in check a little bit, she had a nice guy who was interested in her. The way it went down though, he was probably breathing a sigh of relief after putting her in that van. Kody looks to suffer the same fate next week, promos made it look like he tells Miss Money that he's in love. Their relationship will be like 3 days old when he does it. Oof. Too bad he and Claire didn't end up having that date he wanted, they'd have named their first 5 kids by the end of it.

Lol at what's his name calling Lucy "whats her nuts" twice last night.

 
I wanted to sleep on it before saying this....that was the best 2 hours of TV since OJ in the white Bronco. I know there aren't many episodes left, and I miss it already. I want there to be a deluxe blu-ray boxed set with outtakes and director's commentary.

 
I don't think Claire is necessarily crazy, but she was clearly moving WAY too fast. If she'd kept herself in check a little bit, she had a nice guy who was interested in her. The way it went down though, he was probably breathing a sigh of relief after putting her in that van. Kody looks to suffer the same fate next week, promos made it look like he tells Miss Money that he's in love. Their relationship will be like 3 days old when he does it. Oof. Too bad he and Claire didn't end up having that date he wanted, they'd have named their first 5 kids by the end of it.

Lol at what's his name calling Lucy "whats her nuts" twice last night.
She pulled the passive aggressive "I'll go to bed and see if he chases me to apologize" and he didn't, which was apparently an unforgivable sin. She's crazy.

 
I don't think Claire is necessarily crazy, but she was clearly moving WAY too fast. If she'd kept herself in check a little bit, she had a nice guy who was interested in her. The way it went down though, he was probably breathing a sigh of relief after putting her in that van. Kody looks to suffer the same fate next week, promos made it look like he tells Miss Money that he's in love. Their relationship will be like 3 days old when he does it. Oof. Too bad he and Claire didn't end up having that date he wanted, they'd have named their first 5 kids by the end of it.

Lol at what's his name calling Lucy "whats her nuts" twice last night.
She pulled the passive aggressive "I'll go to bed and see if he chases me to apologize" and he didn't, which was apparently an unforgivable sin. She's crazy.
Loved when they showed him snoring. :lol: Then the classic dude move...says just enough to make it seem like he cares, but not enough to get her to stay. I don't think it was calculated on his part, but with Jackie just sitting there unattached...mmm mmm. That's a no-brainier. Previews show them making out next week. :popcorn:

 
McGarnicle said:
I ####### love this show.
best version of the bachelor ever
Without question. Just the way they basically force drama by forcing "couples" to get you to stay, then adding a random person with no background to the mix who gets a date card right away...It's literally forced drama. It'd be like a bar full of couples and having the next guy/girl that walks in always be some single gal/dude with a Learjet and a Yacht in Antigua with a free weekend and an empty seat.

 
I never watched an episode of the Bachelor, but I love these summer bachelor shows. Loved bachelor pad, but this show takes the cake. Maybe the Best reality tv I have ever seen. The endless parade of new cast members is genius. I love how the girls are smitten with clear a holes like Chris B and Jessie. My hottie rankings from the show...

1. Jackie

2. Christie

3. #### mcgee

4. Elise

 
Forgot my favorite quote from the whole night....

Christy: "We have all this booze, and nobody's drinking it!!!! Ugh, makes me so mad!!!" :lmao:

 
Chris the Farmer the new Bachelor. Should be another boring season with a dud guy. Can't wait to see him look like he's going to be falling asleep the whole time.

 

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