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Brilliant, brilliant move by Chris. Take Elise home, lay on the couch with the bum knee, she'll bring you food or suck your #### on command...
My wife knows Ashlee may someday take her place.ashlee
It's Paradise."So yeah...they're pretty much probably going to get married"
THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 9 DAYS!!!!!
Fixed.It's Claradise."So yeah...they're pretty much probably going to get married"
THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 9 DAYS!!!!!
Bukowski calls into a radio show I listen to. He swore that he didn't sleep with Elise...in "Paradise," or back in Chicago. He said basically that she came back to Chicago with him and they hung out for a week, then went back to film some recap/follow-up stuff back in Mexico, then flew to DC with him for a few days...he said that after their DC visit, that he was a little tired of her because they'd spent like 10 days striaght with each other, and that "she needed to go do her own thing...like, a LOT." And it sounds like that was that...Brilliant, brilliant move by Chris. Take Elise home, lay on the couch with the bum knee, she'll bring you food or suck your #### on command...![]()
Kalen: what the ####.
So awesome.This is easily the best incarnation of the bachelor franchise ever.Oh she's great. Love the vacant stare, like there is literally nothing happening in her brain, then moments of complete insanity coupled with a startling lack of accountability. It's rare that you get all the worst possible aspects of the female personality concentrated into one woman.ashleigh can't be real right?
I would totally marry her.ok, assuming she's actually like this and its not an act, is there really any chance that any dude seriously ever marries her? She's obviously a super hot piece of ###, but its pretty clear she's legitimately out of her mind.
She makes Clare look stable.
That's what I thought, and I think they overestimate how much people care with their cliff hangers. I don't even care who gets the roses in bachelor pad. The journey is more amusing than the rose ceremony, except perhaps last week.Wow, thanks ABC for leaving us hanging like that.
How in the world does Graham not know anything for 2 days? I don't see why he'd leave over it. Seems like manufactured drama to me.
best version of the bachelor everMcGarnicle said:I ####### love this show.
I wish the guy on here who knows her would come discuss this turn of events.McGarnicle said:There's the crazy Clare we know and love.![]()
I hope she does leave.
She pulled the passive aggressive "I'll go to bed and see if he chases me to apologize" and he didn't, which was apparently an unforgivable sin. She's crazy.I don't think Claire is necessarily crazy, but she was clearly moving WAY too fast. If she'd kept herself in check a little bit, she had a nice guy who was interested in her. The way it went down though, he was probably breathing a sigh of relief after putting her in that van. Kody looks to suffer the same fate next week, promos made it look like he tells Miss Money that he's in love. Their relationship will be like 3 days old when he does it. Oof. Too bad he and Claire didn't end up having that date he wanted, they'd have named their first 5 kids by the end of it.
Lol at what's his name calling Lucy "whats her nuts" twice last night.
Loved when they showed him snoring.She pulled the passive aggressive "I'll go to bed and see if he chases me to apologize" and he didn't, which was apparently an unforgivable sin. She's crazy.I don't think Claire is necessarily crazy, but she was clearly moving WAY too fast. If she'd kept herself in check a little bit, she had a nice guy who was interested in her. The way it went down though, he was probably breathing a sigh of relief after putting her in that van. Kody looks to suffer the same fate next week, promos made it look like he tells Miss Money that he's in love. Their relationship will be like 3 days old when he does it. Oof. Too bad he and Claire didn't end up having that date he wanted, they'd have named their first 5 kids by the end of it.
Lol at what's his name calling Lucy "whats her nuts" twice last night.
Then the classic dude move...says just enough to make it seem like he cares, but not enough to get her to stay. I don't think it was calculated on his part, but with Jackie just sitting there unattached...mmm mmm. That's a no-brainier. Previews show them making out next week.
Without question. Just the way they basically force drama by forcing "couples" to get you to stay, then adding a random person with no background to the mix who gets a date card right away...It's literally forced drama. It'd be like a bar full of couples and having the next guy/girl that walks in always be some single gal/dude with a Learjet and a Yacht in Antigua with a free weekend and an empty seat.best version of the bachelor everMcGarnicle said:I ####### love this show.
0.00%Chances that hippie chick didn't have a full bush? Did anyone make mention of it at all?
How great was it though when she walked up to Jessie bare-### naked and asked him on the date and his eyes got all big, "YEAH, SURE!! SOUNDS GREAT!!"0.00%Chances that hippie chick didn't have a full bush? Did anyone make mention of it at all?
She's disgusting. Dozens of girls hotter than her at your average bar. Only reason to bang her is in the hopes you get to hang out with Kate Upton
The two biggest whores on Whore Island could tell he's a whore too.Jesse is not even good-looking. I don't get it.
Forgot my favorite quote from the whole night....
Christy: "We have all this booze, and nobody's drinking it!!!! Ugh, makes me so mad!!!"![]()
