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Honestly how could they not do that at this point? The dude is money. Money money money. I loved that the night before Ashley questioned him about leaving early, he blows it off, leaves the next day and she still hasnt caught on.
She may be 5ft, low self esteem, no knockers, horrible tat, painted eye brows and kisses just about anyone. Yeah she is an abyssal choice. They missed the boat by not locking up Chantel or that funeral director.
They really need to do a spinoff. As Pickles so aptly observes, most of the 18-34 female, "I believe in one true love" crowd wouldn't go for it. But the guys in this thread, plus the cynical old bats like me, would love to watch a season or two of "The Dickmitten".
You strike me as a William type.'LHUCKS said:
There can be only one William/Kasey per season, fellas.
I missed an ep or two, but I assume someone has mentioned that he looks like an overgrown Oompa Loompa?'offdee said:
Has anyone mentioned they never keep his face on the screen more than .8 seconds?I'm pretty sure he was a character in the bar scene from the original Star Wars.
It's all yours, GB.
Spot on.
cellphone salesman...um, no.
Ashley's a dud, and I think the producers realized this early on. They found a way to resurrect Bentley later in a desperate attempt to salvage some drama and audience share. People don't really want to see a weak lead on this show. The other 25 should be flawed, but the lead has to at least be confident. Ashley is pretty much a mess. Thy also had better options even if Chantal wasn't available. Shawntel, Madison, Michelle, or even Jackie would have been better picks. In some cases much better. People were already tired of Ashley's lack of confidence last season. Why would they want to see it again this season?I have a feeling this will get really bland as it winds down to the finale. But I'll keep slogging through it. Recent google search referral to the blog: "bentley salt lake city family fun center"
What do you sell?
If they want to go out in a blaze of glory, maybe.Personally, I think it would be disappointing. He barely says anything, and what he does say is borrowed surfer shtick.
He's slayed the bachelorette...just think of what he could do to 25 women that are even more desperate than Ashley.
Not a huge accomplishment, IMO.
i'm pretty sure he got insta-eliminated upon mask removal.ash's comment: "he's older than i thought" bad.his scene of reading the newspaper to bentley while unloading a huge dump... awesome though.
That was bizarre. He showed more personality the one minute outro to the show than he did in everything else I saw of him.
Hope he jumped on a few of those deals. $100 for a boat? Are you kidding me?
I thought he looked more like Admiral Ackbar actually - the whole eyes wide apart thing. I also dug his Hitler Youth outfit at the rose ceremony. It was nice of him to ditch the armband while being taped, very pc for the viewing audience.
It's obvious they've set this up so he and Michelle can have some drama on the upcoming bachelor pad season. Ratings gold there.
You a Dane Cook fan by chance?'Dentist said:
actually not really.. why?
I figured you of all people could appreciate a good poop fetish.
Oddly enough, this could apply to either of those two in the final scene. Bentley was great, but only because of the way Ashley reacted to him. Otherwise, I completely concur with the idea that the dude was a complete bore. And that "dot dot dot" scene... "I'm so, like...", "It's just that, like...", "I mean, it's like, it's not that I, like, don't LIKE you like you..." I'll never understand why everything had to become a similie for the under-35 crowd. That very well could have been the most pathetic scene in the history of television, and that's true on several levels.I don't think I've laughed so much at an episode of this show, but I must confess that I wasn't doing it for the right reasons. I told my wife before the roast that there's going to one guy that cares more about getting the laugh than he does about publicly eviscerating our noble heroine and, of course, it had to be Mr. Funnyman. I've heard Jeff Ross on several podcasts before and he always makes the point that roasts should be left up to the professionals. I don't think his point could be made any clearer than this episode made it for him. I do think, however, that Ryan should have been left out to dry a little longer on his roast clip:
"So anyway..."
Great stuff here.Oddly enough, this could apply to either of those two in the final scene. Bentley was great, but only because of the way Ashley reacted to him. Otherwise, I completely concur with the idea that the dude was a complete bore. And that "dot dot dot" scene... "I'm so, like...", "It's just that, like...", "I mean, it's like, it's not that I, like, don't LIKE you like you..." I'll never understand why everything had to become a similie for the under-35 crowd. That very well could have been the most pathetic scene in the history of television, and that's true on several levels.I don't think I've laughed so much at an episode of this show, but I must confess that I wasn't doing it for the right reasons. I told my wife before the roast that there's going to one guy that cares more about getting the laugh than he does about publicly eviscerating our noble heroine and, of course, it had to be Mr. Funnyman. I've heard Jeff Ross on several podcasts before and he always makes the point that roasts should be left up to the professionals. I don't think his point could be made any clearer than this episode made it for him. I do think, however, that Ryan should have been left out to dry a little longer on his roast clip:
Ryan: "And Bentley, what was up with that rose ceremony???"
Bentley:
Audience:
Ryan:
The "What's up with..." joke series claims yet another victim.
I also agree with whomever said that Bentley should be the Bachelor only if they are going to end this thing because for it to work, he'll have to come back as Evil Bentley and that's not what the Haagen Das and sweatpants crowd tunes in for.
"The Bachelorette 7 - Bringing Down the Franchise"
