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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
'Bankerguy said:
'krista4 said:
'Bankerguy said:
'krista4 said:
Presidential address! Adjust your DVRs!
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My wife is losing her mind. Boner needs to shut up and ge back to Chris Harrison.
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Buddy! I haven't seen you here in ages! :excited:
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Hey...I'm here. Just dont post much anymore. Life is crazy busy.You good?
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Drinking wine and eating falafel chips while watching the Bachelorette--what could be better?Sorry for thread derailment; just glad to see a GB. :)
 
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'krista4 said:
'Bankerguy said:
'krista4 said:
'Bankerguy said:
'krista4 said:
Presidential address! Adjust your DVRs!
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My wife is losing her mind. Boner needs to shut up and ge back to Chris Harrison.
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Buddy! I haven't seen you here in ages! :excited:
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Hey...I'm here. Just dont post much anymore. Life is crazy busy.You good?
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Drinking wine and eating falafel chips while watching the Bachelorette--what could be better?Sorry for thread derailment; just glad to see a GB. :)
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Yum sounds good, I like how you roll. Drop me a PM sometime soon.Back to the topic....could Ashley be anymore bow-legged? She walks like she just got off a horse.
 
Constantine, with his whole "I respect you too much" thing... vying for fan favorite next Bachelor? He would be terrible, but I feel like the producers are already molding him into the nice guy character.

 
'YSR said:
Constantine, with his whole "I respect you too much" thing... vying for fan favorite next Bachelor? He would be terrible, but I feel like the producers are already molding him into the nice guy character.
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No, it's Ryan if anyone. Dino is out. The only reason I can see ABC cool with Ryan flying back was for some set up as the next Bachelor. I hope I'm dead wrong on this.I honestly have no idea who they'll pick.

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'YSR said:
Constantine, with his whole "I respect you too much" thing... vying for fan favorite next Bachelor? He would be terrible, but I feel like the producers are already molding him into the nice guy character.
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No, it's Ryan if anyone. Dino is out. The only reason I can see ABC cool with Ryan flying back was for some set up as the next Bachelor. I hope I'm dead wrong on this.I honestly have no idea who they'll pick.
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Yeah, I wrote that before seeing the Ryan part. Regardless, the producers have given up on this one and are already grooming the next guy.
 
Ashely: "There's something about JP, that kind of fulfills everything I've ever been looking for"

Mr. YSR: "There's something about you, Ashley, that gets under the skin of every person watching"

pretty much

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'YSR said:
Constantine, with his whole "I respect you too much" thing... vying for fan favorite next Bachelor? He would be terrible, but I feel like the producers are already molding him into the nice guy character.
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No, it's Ryan if anyone. Dino is out. The only reason I can see ABC cool with Ryan flying back was for some set up as the next Bachelor. I hope I'm dead wrong on this.I honestly have no idea who they'll pick.
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Didn't the gay guy with the glasses fly back for Ally? Or did he ditch her on the island? I could have sworn he also pulled the "I've got to see you one last time" bit.
 
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'Bankerguy said:
'krista4 said:
'Bankerguy said:
'krista4 said:
'Bankerguy said:
'krista4 said:
Presidential address! Adjust your DVRs!
Click to expand...
My wife is losing her mind. Boner needs to shut up and ge back to Chris Harrison.
Click to expand...
Buddy! I haven't seen you here in ages! :excited:
Click to expand...
Hey...I'm here. Just dont post much anymore. Life is crazy busy.You good?
Click to expand...
Drinking wine and eating falafel chips while watching the Bachelorette--what could be better?Sorry for thread derailment; just glad to see a GB. :)
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Yum sounds good, I like how you roll. Drop me a PM sometime soon.Back to the topic....could Ashley be anymore bow-legged? She walks like she just got off a horse.
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:goodposting: All I can think about when I see that is "Ridden hard and hung up wet"

 
'Walton Goggins said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'YSR said:
Constantine, with his whole "I respect you too much" thing... vying for fan favorite next Bachelor? He would be terrible, but I feel like the producers are already molding him into the nice guy character.
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No, it's Ryan if anyone. Dino is out. The only reason I can see ABC cool with Ryan flying back was for some set up as the next Bachelor. I hope I'm dead wrong on this.I honestly have no idea who they'll pick.
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Didn't the gay guy with the glasses fly back for Ally? Or did he ditch her on the island? I could have sworn he also pulled the "I've got to see you one last time" bit.
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Yes, but the situation was different. She was completely into that guy and he's the one that bailed because his head was a mess. The Smiling Shadow, on the other hand, got booted to the curb under no illusions. I have to agree with Pickles that the only reason to bring the guy back was to set him up as the next Bachelor, which means the producers of this show are completely tone deaf.
 
That had to be the most boring episode ever. I entertained myself imagining the unspoken dialogue going on at the end of the Constantine "date":

Constantine: Well, I got my free vacations to exotic places, I'm out of here.

Ashley: Don't you want to have sex with me before you leave?

Constantine: No thanks. I'm heading over to the singles side of the island now, I'll take care of business there with women I'm actually attracted to.

 
I went to the blog this morning, looking for an update. Instead I clicked on the ad and did some online shopping at Ann Taylor LOFT.

:moneybag:

 
'Gr00vus said:
That had to be the most boring episode ever. I entertained myself imagining the unspoken dialogue going on at the end of the Constantine "date":Constantine: Well, I got my free vacations to exotic places, I'm out of here.Ashley: Don't you want to have sex with me before you leave?Constantine: No thanks. I'm heading over to the singles side of the island now, I'll take care of business there with women I'm actually attracted to.
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:lmao:
 
'krista4 said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
Ben is so.. Ben.
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I'm kind of warming to Ben. :bag:Am enjoying watching Ashley pick stuff out of her teeth during this "romantic" dinner, too.
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That's my wife's pick too, but it has everything to do with his vocation in life and nothing to do with his quaker-like disposition.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
"What?"

:lostboom:
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ANNOUNCE:Any of my friends - i or other - using that high pitched, drawn out "Whaaaaaaaat" under any circumstance will immediately receive a punch to the gut, followed by a swift kick to the butt. That is the dumbest, most obnoxious noise I've ever heard a male utter since way back in an earlier episode when one of the guys won a coin toss and used a falsetto voice to say "Boy-yah". Where the holy hell do they find some of these....men.

 
'General Malaise said:
'krista4 said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
Ben is so.. Ben.
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I'm kind of warming to Ben. :bag: Am enjoying watching Ashley pick stuff out of her teeth during this "romantic" dinner, too.
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That's my wife's pick too, but it has everything to do with his vocation in life and nothing to do with his quaker-like disposition.
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Everytime I see & hear Ben, I think of Baba Booey's
. The monotone, the sappiness, the sad misguided attempts at humor, the curly locks, the desperation, it's perfect. I just need Ben to grow a 70's porn stache and we're 100% there.
 
When does blake get some more screen time? men tell all? bach pad 2? can i get alerted on this? I need to support my fellow alums in reality world.

 
just watching last night's episode on dvr with the wife :bag:

it is like watching a car crash. i am unable to look away.

 
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'Mr. Pickles said:
Haven't had a chance to blog this one up yet. Working on it now-ish.
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3-1 that they get married? Given the nature of the show (an almost complete absence of reality, people that are used to being fairly anonymous getting hounded by the press, the fact that they get "engaged" after spending maybe 10-15 hours alone), I think 3-1 would be generous for a couple that takes a blood oath in the finale. I'm thinking 10-1 is closer.
 
He hands he what appears to be a handwritten note on the back of a credit card receipt from the hotel bar. It reads, "Hello Ashley. Welcome to Fiji, home of former Master's champion Vijay Singh and a 2006 military coup! Should you choose to forgo your romantic relationships with guys that you like better than me, please use this PIN to access the electronic lock and stay with me a bit down the road and veering off to the right, you know, the Days Inn next to the Jamba Juice."

:lmao:

 
'honky kong said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
Haven't had a chance to blog this one up yet. Working on it now-ish.
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3-1 that they get married? Given the nature of the show (an almost complete absence of reality, people that are used to being fairly anonymous getting hounded by the press, the fact that they get "engaged" after spending maybe 10-15 hours alone), I think 3-1 would be generous for a couple that takes a blood oath in the finale. I'm thinking 10-1 is closer.
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10-1 would be about right for any random couple. I have a gut feeling these two crazy kids just might make it.
 
It was pretty bold of Bentley to claim that he's better in bed than the other guys. That idiot has the personality of mollusk

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'EYLive said:
It was pretty bold of Bentley to claim that he's better in bed than the other guys. That idiot has the personality of mollusk

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Yup, that's my stance on Bently. Guy got FAR more air time than he ever deserved. He wasn't witty, he wasn't clever, he wasn't even remotely interesting. I never once understood the fascination with him.
 
'General Malaise said:
'EYLive said:
It was pretty bold of Bentley to claim that he's better in bed than the other guys. That idiot has the personality of mollusk

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Yup, that's my stance on Bently. Guy got FAR more air time than he ever deserved. He wasn't witty, he wasn't clever, he wasn't even remotely interesting. I never once understood the fascination with him.
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On the Bachelorette, there isn't any. On a show with 25 women, that's television.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
'EYLive said:
It was pretty bold of Bentley to claim that he's better in bed than the other guys. That idiot has the personality of mollusk

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Yup, that's my stance on Bently. Guy got FAR more air time than he ever deserved. He wasn't witty, he wasn't clever, he wasn't even remotely interesting. I never once understood the fascination with him.
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On the Bachelorette, there isn't any. On a show with 25 women, that's television.
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I guess. I just don't see what the appeal is with him at all, but then again, I don't have a vulva.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
'EYLive said:
It was pretty bold of Bentley to claim that he's better in bed than the other guys. That idiot has the personality of mollusk

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Yup, that's my stance on Bently. Guy got FAR more air time than he ever deserved. He wasn't witty, he wasn't clever, he wasn't even remotely interesting. I never once understood the fascination with him.
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On the Bachelorette, there isn't any. On a show with 25 women, that's television.
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I guess. I just don't see what the appeal is with him at all, but then again, I don't have a vulva.
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I couldn't care less about him as a human or what his appeal is to women. I'm more interested in the fact that he'll probably leave a trail of bodies in his wake.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'General Malaise said:
'EYLive said:
It was pretty bold of Bentley to claim that he's better in bed than the other guys. That idiot has the personality of mollusk

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Yup, that's my stance on Bently. Guy got FAR more air time than he ever deserved. He wasn't witty, he wasn't clever, he wasn't even remotely interesting. I never once understood the fascination with him.
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On the Bachelorette, there isn't any. On a show with 25 women, that's television.
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I guess. I just don't see what the appeal is with him at all, but then again, I don't have a vulva.
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I couldn't care less about him as a human or what his appeal is to women. I'm more interested in the fact that he'll probably leave a trail of bodies in his wake.
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Ashley had 3 guys walk out on her fo being sucky. I wouldn't be suprised if more than 3 women would quit on Bentley if he became the bachelor. He's boring, and quite frankly, not very attractive. I'm more of a JP guy myself.
 
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