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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
so far blake is crushing it.. and is drunk
Except that he hooked up with the ugliest chick on the show, the Paltrow-Bridget Fonda hybrid.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
yeah, but that was just a start.. he ends up with that holly chick who is pretty hot.. and that's who he's dating allegedly
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Man, I feel like such a lowlife that I'm watching (enjoying) this show.
YSR
Footballguy
I made chicken salad during the last hour. Granted, our kitchen bleeds into our TV room, ao I was still in it. But I felt dirty.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
I found last night to be far more enjoyable than what we just finished with the Bachlorette.
3 Hours was a little long even when you DVR it and fast forward through commercials... already can't wait for next week
3 Hours was a little long even when you DVR it and fast forward through commercials... already can't wait for next week
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
basically i started watching at nearly 8 central and was finished just a little after 10 central.. nearly an hour of commercials if you didn't DVR it.it took 45 minutes of footage just to introduce everyone.. I hate Vienna even with her massive fakies."the mask" with another dump scene at the end was pretty money.I found last night to be far more enjoyable than what we just finished with the Bachlorette.3 Hours was a little long even when you DVR it and fast forward through commercials... already can't wait for next week
Gr00vus
Footballguy
I couldn't stop laughing, and actually watched it a couple of times. Absolute gold. Best part of the show.
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
I'll be shocked in the next couple of years this guy doesn't come out of the closet or ends up killing someone.He's so awful that I'm actually pulling for Jake.Kasey's strategy is a bit strange: "I wanna get Jake off as soon as possible."
General Malaise
Footballguy
Three hours was a soul crushing experience. Don't think I can do that again; certainly not on a weekly basis. Some of these people are so head-spinningly stupid that I just can't understand how they earn enough money to subsist in life.
Also, I still think Jackie is the hottest one of the bunch....big nose and all.
Also, I still think Jackie is the hottest one of the bunch....big nose and all.
Guinis72
Footballguy
Vienna is a nasty, nasty woman. No one really knows what happened behind closed doors, but she certainly implied that Jake got physical with her with her whole "I'm terrified of him" schtick. First, does she really think he'd hit her on national tv? Secondly, she'd probably be down for the publicity if he did. I felt bad for Jake that he got there last, after she got to give her version of what happened to everyone in the house. I thought it was pretty big (but not smart) of him to give the rose and apologize to Vienna, even though she just laughed it off and made fun of him for it....which said a lot. The only reason she's dating Casey is because he lets her bully him around, although he justifiably snapped back at her when she said he let her down in the challenge.
Casey had his chest all bowed up waiting for Jake to get to the house. I thought it was classic that Jake defused him so quickly and Casey looked pretty confused because he was supposed to hate him.
Casey had his chest all bowed up waiting for Jake to get to the house. I thought it was classic that Jake defused him so quickly and Casey looked pretty confused because he was supposed to hate him.
honky kong
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Vienna is pretty ugly, IMO. She has the face of a horse.
Zegras11
Footballguy
Gr00vus
Footballguy
My wife and I call this show The Tool Shed.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Also a really bad/obvious boob job - along with several other contestants.
Bob Loblaw
Footballguy
Why is Vienna not upset with Kasey (or the rest of the guys in their camp) that Gia was not voted out of the house?
I think her initial reaction to the eliminations was to be relieved that Kasey was still around, but once that wears off she will be upset at Kasey for allowing Gia to stay.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Let's not get carried away here.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"Elephant.""Horse."
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
When I first watched that, I didn't pay any attention to who he had fighting whom. I was too fixated on giant elephants. Then it hit me that there's no way Jake could have gotten the principal players correct."Do you know how the Trojans beat the Greeks?"
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Somewhere Brad Pitt is rolling over in his grave.When I first watched that, I didn't pay any attention to who he had fighting whom. I was too fixated on giant elephants. Then it hit me that there's no way Jake could have gotten the principal players correct."Do you know how the Trojans beat the Greeks?"
YSR
Footballguy
I was actually doing dishes at the time, only paying 1/2 attention. But the second I processed what he had said, I walked over, grabbed the remote and rewound to confirm. So angry.When I first watched that, I didn't pay any attention to who he had fighting whom. I was too fixated on giant elephants. Then it hit me that there's no way Jake could have gotten the principal players correct."Do you know how the Trojans beat the Greeks?"
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Come on, that was hilarious. First he gets the outcome wrong, then she chimes in with elephant - you can't intentionally write comedy that good!I was actually doing dishes at the time, only paying 1/2 attention. But the second I processed what he had said, I walked over, grabbed the remote and rewound to confirm. So angry.When I first watched that, I didn't pay any attention to who he had fighting whom. I was too fixated on giant elephants. Then it hit me that there's no way Jake could have gotten the principal players correct."Do you know how the Trojans beat the Greeks?"
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
She's cross-eyed.
YSR
Footballguy
Not really sure what her religion has to do with anything.
pantherclub
Footballguy
In this very thread I said this about Vienna, the only outstanding quality that she has is she is lights out in the sack. I mean any and everything goes with her. Thus hypnotizing guys. We have all been there.****edit to say page 6 is where we discuss Viennas talents
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Angry Beavers
Footballguy
What.. no replies here after last night
Walton Goggins
Footballguy
wrong thread
Gr00vus
Footballguy
This pad show is awful. The Ames scene pretty much summed it up for me - take a look at the idiotic sleaze bags he'd have to continue spending time with, wave bye bye (with both hands!) and take the next limo out of saigon. I'm done watching it, but I will continue to read Pickles's blog - assuming he can write and breast feed at the same time.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
We're bringing it back....as soon as I get this baby to bed.We're sitting here watching this first episode and my wife says "I can't wait for Mr. Pickles' blog."
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Max Power
Footballguy
I've never seen this show before and never thought I'd watch it, but I'm working the night shift and the women forced this thing on. However, I came to the same conclusion that the network HAS to be picking for him. Do you guys actually enjoy this show or just enjoy how dumb it is?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Blogged it up. These things take me hours.
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
The best thing about the first episode is always the teaser footage that they end the show with. And I guess that's the problem with the show - if they condense the whole story line down to 3 minutes, it's interesting. Instead, the editors drag things out for hours.
Good crop of girls this year - diverse and not afraid to mix it up. Unfortunately, they'll be vying for Mr. Personality.
Good crop of girls this year - diverse and not afraid to mix it up. Unfortunately, they'll be vying for Mr. Personality.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
I watch for the breasts but i stay for pickles blog
fightingillini
Footballguy
You obviously haven't watched this show closely if you didn't know it's staged. Of course he keeps certain girls for ratings.....you think that Jason a couple of seasons ago just dumped Melissa for Molly on a whim? That was SO staged.Agree it's horrid, but unfortunately ABC doesn't care if the Bachelor actually finds true love.....it's about rating.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
Funny, I was thinking this was by far the worst crop of chicks they've had in a while. Maybe 3 or 4 worth considering - none of them as good as the front runners from recent seasons.Agree with the staged bit - no way that guy chooses to keep the two lesbians and the basket case if he's making the decisions.
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
I wasn't thinking about potential spouses, I was thinking about watchability. Maybe I've tired of seeing the same cast of pharma sales reps, dental hygienists and advertising execs every season.
General Malaise
Footballguy
YEAH! F YEA!!!We're bringing it back....as soon as I get this baby to bed.We're sitting here watching this first episode and my wife says "I can't wait for Mr. Pickles' blog."
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