Zegras11
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"The Bachelor" on ABC (3 Viewers)
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General Malaise
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They get paid more if they do. HTH.
offdee
Footballguy
Also loved the garbage editing when that one doofus with brain damage had his head down in the van on the way back home after losing the sail boat battle. Worst dubbed in crying sound ever? You know he just had his head down probabably falling asleep on a long van ride and they tried to make it out to be him bawling like a baby.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, that was dumb. Speaking of brain damange, what was up with the guy an episode or two back who talked like a stroke victim and said he was a gypsy? He was off his freaking rocker.
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
Holy crap...just watching DVR.
Dude crying after losing the boat race...WTH?!
Dude crying after losing the boat race...WTH?!
offdee
Footballguy
See post #2605
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
He was Brazilian, and weird even by those standards.Blogged it up. I think you'll enjoy this one.
krista4
Footballguy
Have been traveling and as a result reading People and Us magazines, from which I've gleaned the following important, allegedly but unverifiably true, information:
-Blake the dentist and that Holly person indeed did get married about a week ago.
-Ames will be on the next Bachelor Pad again, as will Ed who won Jillian's season.
-Emily has the following "shocking secrets": "Emily underwent plastic surgery before appearing on TV and hopes to land a rich husband" and "is a bit of a social climber". Shocking. The plastic surgery was what you would expect--boob job, veneers, botox--and maybe one less obvious--a nose job. Did we know she dated Jeremy Shockey after she and Brad broke up?
-Emily demanded $750K to do the Bachelorette but settled on about $150K. For comparison, Jillian got $50K and Ashley $30K (
).
-Wondering why Jef is still around? Emily became friends with a guy named Doug who is Michelle Money's brother. Doug is longtime friends with Jef and called up Emily before the show to tell her what a great guy he is and that she should keep him around.
Spoilers for this week, some kind of obvious from previews:
Bigger spoiler:
-Blake the dentist and that Holly person indeed did get married about a week ago.
-Ames will be on the next Bachelor Pad again, as will Ed who won Jillian's season.
-Emily has the following "shocking secrets": "Emily underwent plastic surgery before appearing on TV and hopes to land a rich husband" and "is a bit of a social climber". Shocking. The plastic surgery was what you would expect--boob job, veneers, botox--and maybe one less obvious--a nose job. Did we know she dated Jeremy Shockey after she and Brad broke up?
-Emily demanded $750K to do the Bachelorette but settled on about $150K. For comparison, Jillian got $50K and Ashley $30K (
).-Wondering why Jef is still around? Emily became friends with a guy named Doug who is Michelle Money's brother. Doug is longtime friends with Jef and called up Emily before the show to tell her what a great guy he is and that she should keep him around.
Spoilers for this week, some kind of obvious from previews:
Kalon is indeed the guy she tells to "get the **** out" for callling lil' Rickie "baggage". Emily later tells Jef she wishes she would have given him a black eye. She also refuses to give out the group date rose because she's mad that no one warned her about Kalon.
Arie gets kicked off when Emiy finds out that he dated a Bachelorette producer in 2003, and that producer had become a confidante of Emily but didn't mention it.
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Quint
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Bigger spoiler:Have been traveling and as a result reading People and Us magazines, from which I've gleaned the following important, allegedly but unverifiably true, information:-Blake the dentist and that Holly person indeed did get married about a week ago.-Ames will be on the next Bachelor Pad again, as will Ed who won Jillian's season. -Emily has the following "shocking secrets": "Emily underwent plastic surgery before appearing on TV and hopes to land a rich husband" and "is a bit of a social climber". Shocking. The plastic surgery was what you would expect--boob job, veneers, botox--and maybe one less obvious--a nose job. Did we know she dated Jeremy Shockey after she and Brad broke up?-Emily demanded $750K to do the Bachelorette but settled on about $150K. For comparison, Jillian got $50K and Ashley $30K (
Kalon is indeed the guy she tells to "get the **** out" for callling lil' Rickie "baggage". Emily later tells Jef she wishes she would have given him a black eye. She also refuses to give out the group date rose because she's mad that no one warned her about Kalon.
Arie gets kicked off when Emiy finds out that he dated a Bachelorette producer in 2003, and that producer had become a confidante of Emily but didn't mention it.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Spoiler #2.... OK that makes perfect sense. :trainwreck:
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
I was thinking the guy paid to be in the final four. I'm sticking with my theory.
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
That spoiler doesn't even make sense.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Well, not really. It's not true.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
Gasp... u read a spoiler????? And for the record... Sarcasm doesn't translate well thru the innerwebs.
krista4
Footballguy
Not surprised to hear that. Sounded really odd to me, but then again, Emily is dumb.
pantherclub
Footballguy
I was kindof thinking the same thing.And now we see the true white trash west virginia Emily come out.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I had my wife read them. She told me Reality Steve didn't know the ending, and since the final four are pretty obvious, I went ahead and read his stuff.
honky kong
Footballguy
Did anyone else get the sense that tour guide Emily was being fed lines during the Sean date?
"This is West....minster Abbey, where Charles and Diana got married."
"This is Buckingham Palace, where Queen... (LINE!) Elizabeth lives."
"This is West....minster Abbey, where Charles and Diana got married."
"This is Buckingham Palace, where Queen... (LINE!) Elizabeth lives."
Ray Karpis
Footballguy
All the guys feigning outrage was such BS. She most definitely has some baggage...so what. Doug is such a vag. Hate that guy.'pantherclub said:
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
Have not watched it in a couple of weeks but my daughters were watching it last night. The more I see Emily the worse she looks to me. Last night her teeth looked like false teeth..like piano keys. Over-did the bleaching.
pantherclub
Footballguy
Since when is London romantic? What a depressing city.
The whole "best ever" schtick that the constantly use is so over done.
I like how "good girl" Emily wants to set a good example for her kid but is literally kissing 5 of the 10 remaining dudes. Stay classy.
The whole "best ever" schtick that the constantly use is so over done.
I like how "good girl" Emily wants to set a good example for her kid but is literally kissing 5 of the 10 remaining dudes. Stay classy.
Quint
Footballguy
a few thoughts:
- up next after "Dora the Explorer", "The History of England as read by Emily Maynard"
- i think when Emily was asking if anyone "has her back" she meant "the back of my dress" #streetwalker
- it's comforting to know that not one of Emily's awful friends said anything at all to her in the run-up to the show that some of the bachelors might view Little Ricky as something other than a "blessing"
- it's difficult to flex while wearing a sport coat, but somehow Dad manages to pull it off
- i don't think Emily could find Croatia on a map if you spotted her the Adriatic Sea and the 45th parallel
- looks like the producers are spending helicopter money on Little Ricky's airfare as she travels the world with mom
- Emily looks more like a human Pez dispenser every episode
- i wonder if Little Ricky is old enough to have had "the talk" regarding Fantasy Suites
- up next after "Dora the Explorer", "The History of England as read by Emily Maynard"
- i think when Emily was asking if anyone "has her back" she meant "the back of my dress" #streetwalker
- it's comforting to know that not one of Emily's awful friends said anything at all to her in the run-up to the show that some of the bachelors might view Little Ricky as something other than a "blessing"
- it's difficult to flex while wearing a sport coat, but somehow Dad manages to pull it off
- i don't think Emily could find Croatia on a map if you spotted her the Adriatic Sea and the 45th parallel
- looks like the producers are spending helicopter money on Little Ricky's airfare as she travels the world with mom
- Emily looks more like a human Pez dispenser every episode
- i wonder if Little Ricky is old enough to have had "the talk" regarding Fantasy Suites
Gr00vus
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This chick is horrible. I have to believe she's lousy in bed given her hyperbland persona.
Wondering if "the process is working for me" mid way through every season is tired schtick, especially for someone who was already a ####### contestant.
And yeah West Virginia Barbie, there are tons of people out there who view a kid as baggage going into a relationship. It doesn't make them horrible people. Overreact more please - or maybe the whole baggage thing is hitting to close to home? Seems like she exaggerates her supermom routine every episode, methinks she's overcompensating. Dragging your kid through this whole fiasco twice - probably not gold star parenting there. Single parents aren't any less deserving of love than anyone else, but I'm thinking there are right ways and wrong ways to go about obtaining it, and going on reality shows for months on end, probably a wrong way. Foisting your kid into the midst of the show - definitely bad parenting there.
You could tell that Galen guy was in it for the free trip to England though and hit the ejector seat button as soon as he didn't get an interesting one on one date.
Wondering if "the process is working for me" mid way through every season is tired schtick, especially for someone who was already a ####### contestant.
And yeah West Virginia Barbie, there are tons of people out there who view a kid as baggage going into a relationship. It doesn't make them horrible people. Overreact more please - or maybe the whole baggage thing is hitting to close to home? Seems like she exaggerates her supermom routine every episode, methinks she's overcompensating. Dragging your kid through this whole fiasco twice - probably not gold star parenting there. Single parents aren't any less deserving of love than anyone else, but I'm thinking there are right ways and wrong ways to go about obtaining it, and going on reality shows for months on end, probably a wrong way. Foisting your kid into the midst of the show - definitely bad parenting there.
You could tell that Galen guy was in it for the free trip to England though and hit the ejector seat button as soon as he didn't get an interesting one on one date.
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identikit
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Ray Karpis
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My uninformed random thoughts:
-this was the best episode so far, which isn't saying much but it's a start!
-producers, Emily, ....Bueller, could we have just one interesting group date. We all know for sure these guys can't act, K? I mean even Boring Ben Flapjack gave us snow bunnies skiing in SF in bikinis.
-Sean brought his A game. I'm hoping he doesn't "win" though. He could get a woman looks just as good without the baggage! I doubt he's not the one anyway or I'd have hit a spoiler when I googled him.
-Jef not a bad outing either. I'd give him at least an A-
-I am not sure that spoiler about Arie wasn't at least partially true and ABC just didn't want to show us anything about it. She did seem pissed at him (for pretty much the same thing she could've said to any of them)...I think she did make him stick it out to the final rose for some reason. Had I not read that previous spoiler her choice between him and Alejandro would be a no brainer.
-this was the best episode so far, which isn't saying much but it's a start!
-producers, Emily, ....Bueller, could we have just one interesting group date. We all know for sure these guys can't act, K? I mean even Boring Ben Flapjack gave us snow bunnies skiing in SF in bikinis.
-Sean brought his A game. I'm hoping he doesn't "win" though. He could get a woman looks just as good without the baggage! I doubt he's not the one anyway or I'd have hit a spoiler when I googled him.
-Jef not a bad outing either. I'd give him at least an A-
-I am not sure that spoiler about Arie wasn't at least partially true and ABC just didn't want to show us anything about it. She did seem pissed at him (for pretty much the same thing she could've said to any of them)...I think she did make him stick it out to the final rose for some reason. Had I not read that previous spoiler her choice between him and Alejandro would be a no brainer.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jeff is gay, right? That handbag comment confirmed it, no?
She said "I know, right" three times in the ferris wheel ride. This has quickly become my least favorite phrase in modern parlance. If you use this, I beg you to stop. I'm guessing Woz uses it frequently.
Noticed some funky skin discoloration on her right upper arm...then noticed later a funky dress that covered it up. I used to think she farted rainbows, but she's getting less and less attractive the more I see of her. It doesn't help that she owns the personality of an amish butter-churner.
She said "I know, right" three times in the ferris wheel ride. This has quickly become my least favorite phrase in modern parlance. If you use this, I beg you to stop. I'm guessing Woz uses it frequently.
Noticed some funky skin discoloration on her right upper arm...then noticed later a funky dress that covered it up. I used to think she farted rainbows, but she's getting less and less attractive the more I see of her. It doesn't help that she owns the personality of an amish butter-churner.
Zegras11
Footballguy
Is it me? Or did she have about five different looks yesterday, with each getting worse...
Quint
Footballguy
i don't think Jef is gay. very, very metro though. love the handbag reference. ironic doesn't begin to describe Emily's disgust at her Little Ricky being [literally] called baggage and then her delight at the LV [literal baggage] comparison. sharp as a marble, that one.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The abridged "right?" is no better. She needs a shock collar.
krista4
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
The Arie incident described in the spoiler allegedly happens
during the hometown dates.
pantherclub
Footballguy
As I said upthread this is the season I think the walls fall completely off. The producers are going to have to come up with a better formula. This feels tired and played out.I have a feeling they got duped by Emily because outside of her looks (and thats debatable now) she is a dumb West Virginia trophy wife with no redeeming qualities whatsoever other than getting preggers by the son of one of the most famous people in Charlotte.Her reaction (or overreaction) was a nice glimpse inside the head of a trailer park beauty queen. Always loud, animated, irrational and violent.That said, I cannot keep myself from watching.
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pantherclub
Footballguy
I dont understand the big deal about this. Maybe I am reading it wrong.Nevertheless this has train wreck all over it.
krista4
Footballguy
Also a veryAs I said upthread this is the season I think the walls fall completely off. The producers are going to have to come up with a better formula. This feels tired and played out.I have a feeling they got duped by Emily because outside of her looks (and thats debatable now) she is a dumb West Virginia trophy wife with no redeeming qualities whatsoever other than getting preggers by the son of one of the most famous people in Charlotte.Her reaction (or overreaction) was a nice glimpse inside the head of a trailer park beauty queen. Always loud, animated, irrational and violent.That said, I cannot keep myself from watching.
all around.
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
I watch this show for the 
and I'm disappointed yet again.
and I'm disappointed yet again.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Aside from the fact that it featured Emily going "hood rat" on Kalon, it was clearly the worst.
Guinis72
Footballguy
That was awesome and I lost count of the number of good one-liners on his way out.
I thought he was going to go off, he had that "YOU are breaking up with ME?!" look on his face.It's all good, this dude was MADE for Bachelor Pad!
Da Guru
Fair & Balanced
Emily looked scared of Ryan. Emily was probably thinking he will be very bored with me in the sack..and I think she is correct. Emily looks like the type to wear playtex gloves for a handjob.
Gr00vus
Footballguy
I don't think anything with the notion of her performing some "job" in it exists in her vocabulary, repertoire or previous life experiences - and I'm not just talking sexual favors here.
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