"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)

[McGarnicle]

so whats the dramatic tease for next week where hanson is trying to break into a girls room? Then some dude breaks both his legs? They are trying to pull me in.

Oh yeah, they are completely fabricating stuff now. Probably 5% or less of whatever they show of that next week will be real.Can't wait.

Somebody posted a spoiler as to what this was earlier in this thread...I'm actually excited to see this play out...

Ah yes. Holy crap is that girl a whore.Can't wait.

 

[Henry Ford]

so whats the dramatic tease for next week where hanson is trying to break into a girls room? Then some dude breaks both his legs? They are trying to pull me in.

Oh, just you wait.

 

[McGarnicle]

It's looking less and less likely that these kids will find love in paradise. :(

Maybe syphillis.

 

[Aerial Assault]

AshLee the personal organizer still insanely hot and insanely insane. LOVE her.

 

[McGarnicle]

AshLee the personal organizer still insanely hot and insanely insane. LOVE her.

I personally wouldn't mind organizing that #####! Amiright?!

 

[PinkydaPimp]

this show reminds me of that reality show a while back called Paradise Hotel which was awesome by the way. worth a download if you never watched it.

 

[PinkydaPimp]

 

[Joe T]

Lol.

 

[Joe T]

Ashlee is so ####### hot.

 

[McGarnicle]

Dylan could be marrying another chick and Elise would be like it's okay, we'll overcome this.

 

[McGarnicle]

Elise JFC

 

[(HULK)]

Holy heck train wreck

 

[Todd Andrews]

this show reminds me of that reality show a while back called Paradise Hotel which was awesome by the way. worth a download if you never watched it.

P Ho was was some of the greatest TV ever made.

 

[Fat Nick]

Holy heck train wreck

Amen.

I was watching last night's episode and actually said to my wife..."You can't script this ####." I said that about a BACHELOR series production...perhaps the most scripted BS series on TV. That's the thing...a scripted as the normal Bachelor/Bachelorette series is, you take these folks and throw them in a house and you get the wildest crap you could imagine with minimal production interference.

I mean, we're 2 episodes in and you've already got multiple love triangles, multiple surf make-out sessions, people jumping off balconies, alcohol issues, girlfriends back home, and plenty of delusion to go around.

 

[McGarnicle]

I love how the only semi-sane chick has one ####### arm.

 

[Joe T]

Why did she let Dillon go? I was only half way watching, but didn't he take her on a date and they seemingly had a connection?

 

[Stinkin Ref]

and now they are adding a black girl to the mix to help keep Marquel around for a while.....man the producers really feel sorry for that guy.....it's like they won't quit until he gets a make out scene on ABC somehow.....some way....now he'll be around for a while and I was really hoping he would just move on.....

I called every single switch on this show last night even the last pick of Robert....my wife was getting pissed but my duaghter thought it was absolutely amazing....

 

[(HULK)]

Why did she let Dillon go? I was only half way watching, but didn't he take her on a date and they seemingly had a connection?

Cause she's besties with a stage 5 clinger

 

[Stinkin Ref]

Claire getting the initial date cards from the new arrivals is pretty much automatic.....the desperation in her greetings of the new meat has every one of them thinking they can ocean bang her by the end of the night....and they know that initially it is their best shot to get a rose and stay around for a bit....although she may be locked in to this last guy....I thought she was crazy, but she doesn't even sniff crazy compared to Elese....adding new people to this #### is absolute genius.....

 

[McGarnicle]

Why did she let Dillon go? I was only half way watching, but didn't he take her on a date and they seemingly had a connection?

I think Dylan's play was to try to get away from Elise and secure a rose elsewhere, so hey, I'll show the one-armed chick some love. To her credit, she saw through it and decided to just dispense with the drama and Dylan ends up with no rose. Love how they play with the editing so you have no idea what's going to happen. Marquell basically calls Michelle an alcoholic, then she shows interest in Robert, but she gives the rose to Marquell anyway and Robert gets a rose from Sarah

 

[McGarnicle]

Claire getting the initial date cards from the new arrivals is pretty much automatic.....the desperation in her greetings of the new meat has every one of them thinking they can ocean bang her by the end of the night....and they know that initially it is their best shot to get a rose and stay around for a bit....although she may be locked in to this last guy....I thought she was crazy, but she doesn't even sniff crazy compared to Elese....adding new people to this #### is absolute genius.....

Dylan telling Elise he just likes her as a friend and Elise saying to the camera that he's sending mixed signals was

 

[Stinkin Ref]

Why did she let Dillon go? I was only half way watching, but didn't he take her on a date and they seemingly had a connection?

I think Dylan's play was to try to get away from Elise and secure a rose elsewhere, so hey, I'll show the one-armed chick some love. To her credit, she saw through it and decided to just dispense with the drama and Dylan ends up with no rose.Love how they play with the editing so you have no idea what's going to happen. Marquell basically calls Michelle an alcoholic, then she shows interest in Robert, but she gives the rose to Marquell anyway and Robert gets a rose from Sarah

Dylan had no other choice then the one armed girl (sara)....it was easy to see that coming....as was her booting him

it almost makes me a little uncomfortable watching Sara and I really can't believe she decided to put herself through this type of stuff again.....I feel like she almost forces herself to drink, etc to "fit in"....she and all of America knew it was a sympathy/desperation play by Dylan to stay on the show....and then when he started feeding her all of the "I really wanted to get to know you better" BS....I think I started crying for her.....you can see it in her eyes....she will find a really nice guy sometime, but I think this is absolutely the worse possible hunting ground for her...she is going to be the go to girl every time some couple has a falling out....she'll either save someone with a rose or get a rose when some dude is trying to send a message to his bia.....

 

[McGarnicle]

Why did she let Dillon go? I was only half way watching, but didn't he take her on a date and they seemingly had a connection?

I think Dylan's play was to try to get away from Elise and secure a rose elsewhere, so hey, I'll show the one-armed chick some love. To her credit, she saw through it and decided to just dispense with the drama and Dylan ends up with no rose.Love how they play with the editing so you have no idea what's going to happen. Marquell basically calls Michelle an alcoholic, then she shows interest in Robert, but she gives the rose to Marquell anyway and Robert gets a rose from Sarah

Dylan had no other choice then the one armed girl (sara)....it was easy to see that coming....as was her booting himit almost makes me a little uncomfortable watching Sara and I really can't believe she decided to put herself through this type of stuff again.....I feel like she almost forces herself to drink, etc to "fit in"....she and all of America knew it was a sympathy/desperation play by Dylan to stay on the show....and then when he started feeding her all of the "I really wanted to get to know you better" BS....I think I started crying for her.....you can see it in her eyes....she will find a really nice guy sometime, but I think this is absolutely the worse possible hunting ground for her...she is going to be the go to girl every time some couple has a falling out....she'll either save someone with a rose or get a rose when some dude is trying to send a message to his bia.....

If I was Dylan I'd stay coupled up with Elise. She's hot as #### and totally into him, so just bang the crap out of her at every opportunity, guarantee roses for each other, and who knows, maybe there's a cash prize at the end. Then you go home and you never have to see her again.I would expect at least one or two of these idiots to play more strategically than this.

 

[(HULK)]

Claire getting the initial date cards from the new arrivals is pretty much automatic.....the desperation in her greetings of the new meat has every one of them thinking they can ocean bang her by the end of the night....and they know that initially it is their best shot to get a rose and stay around for a bit....although she may be locked in to this last guy....I thought she was crazy, but she doesn't even sniff crazy compared to Elese....adding new people to this #### is absolute genius.....

Claire is getting seriously out crazied by the sexy organizer and by Elise.

She's looking completely sane to me right now. Its like when a slightly obese chick stands between 2 400 pounders. She looks skinny.

 

[McGarnicle]

Why did she let Dillon go? I was only half way watching, but didn't he take her on a date and they seemingly had a connection?

I think Dylan's play was to try to get away from Elise and secure a rose elsewhere, so hey, I'll show the one-armed chick some love. To her credit, she saw through it and decided to just dispense with the drama and Dylan ends up with no rose.Love how they play with the editing so you have no idea what's going to happen. Marquell basically calls Michelle an alcoholic, then she shows interest in Robert, but she gives the rose to Marquell anyway and Robert gets a rose from Sarah

Dylan had no other choice then the one armed girl (sara)....it was easy to see that coming....as was her booting himit almost makes me a little uncomfortable watching Sara and I really can't believe she decided to put herself through this type of stuff again.....I feel like she almost forces herself to drink, etc to "fit in"....she and all of America knew it was a sympathy/desperation play by Dylan to stay on the show....and then when he started feeding her all of the "I really wanted to get to know you better" BS....I think I started crying for her.....you can see it in her eyes....she will find a really nice guy sometime, but I think this is absolutely the worse possible hunting ground for her...she is going to be the go to girl every time some couple has a falling out....she'll either save someone with a rose or get a rose when some dude is trying to send a message to his bia.....

Agree on all counts, it seems almost cruel. But she puts herself through it.

 

[NREC34]

It's really difficult to watch stubby. I agree guys.

 

[(HULK)]

My wife asked me if I was on the show if I'd be interested in her. I ended up ranking the 6 of them in terms of who I'd go for if I were down there with them and single.

1) Michelle Money

2) One Armed Bandit

3) Claire Not-As-Crazy as the rest

4) Big-uns McGee Love Triangle Girl

5) Hot Professional Closet Organizer Nutjob

6) Elise Stage 5 Clinger

Those are the actual terms I used. My wife kinda agreed with me. If I was single, no way I'd want to be wrapped up in the drama of the bottom 3. I guess I prefer freedom from drama over 2 working arms.

 

[(HULK)]

I bet she gives crap backrubs though

 

[offdee]

What is the end game of this show? Do they win something? How does it get wrapped up eventually?

 

[McGarnicle]

It's really difficult to watch stubby. I agree guys.

Ahem...that's a bit insensitive. She prefers to be called Slot Machine.

 

[McGarnicle]

What is the end game of this show? Do they win something? How does it get wrapped up eventually?

The winners have to get married during the season finale, and the show pays for a sweet tropical honeymoon. All the others are executed, same as past seasons of Bachelor Pad.

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife asked me if I was on the show if I'd be interested in her. I ended up ranking the 6 of them in terms of who I'd go for if I were down there with them and single.

1) Michelle Money

2) One Armed Bandit

3) Claire Not-As-Crazy as the rest

4) Big-uns McGee Love Triangle Girl

5) Hot Professional Closet Organizer Nutjob

6) Elise Stage 5 Clinger

Those are the actual terms I used. My wife kinda agreed with me. If I was single, no way I'd want to be wrapped up in the drama of the bottom 3. I guess I prefer freedom from drama over 2 working arms.

Organizer

Klare

Money

Bandit

Any of the rest, I'd go into hiding.

 

[(HULK)]

I bet she gives crap backrubs though

I can't believe McGarnicle came in and didn't like this one. I posted it just for him imo

 

[(HULK)]

My wife asked me if I was on the show if I'd be interested in her. I ended up ranking the 6 of them in terms of who I'd go for if I were down there with them and single.

1) Michelle Money

2) One Armed Bandit

3) Claire Not-As-Crazy as the rest

4) Big-uns McGee Love Triangle Girl

5) Hot Professional Closet Organizer Nutjob

6) Elise Stage 5 Clinger

Those are the actual terms I used. My wife kinda agreed with me. If I was single, no way I'd want to be wrapped up in the drama of the bottom 3. I guess I prefer freedom from drama over 2 working arms.

Organizer

Klare

Money

Bandit

Any of the rest, I'd go into hiding.

You've got to remember, you're stuck at a beach resort with them for a month. For 1 night, my ratings change significantly. But for this premise, I can't consider Organizer... she looks like she's the boil your pet rabbit type.

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife asked me if I was on the show if I'd be interested in her. I ended up ranking the 6 of them in terms of who I'd go for if I were down there with them and single.

1) Michelle Money

2) One Armed Bandit

3) Claire Not-As-Crazy as the rest

4) Big-uns McGee Love Triangle Girl

5) Hot Professional Closet Organizer Nutjob

6) Elise Stage 5 Clinger

Those are the actual terms I used. My wife kinda agreed with me. If I was single, no way I'd want to be wrapped up in the drama of the bottom 3. I guess I prefer freedom from drama over 2 working arms.

Organizer

Klare

Money

Bandit

Any of the rest, I'd go into hiding.

You've got to remember, you're stuck at a beach resort with them for a month. For 1 night, my ratings change significantly. But for this premise, I can't consider Organizer... she looks like she's the boil your pet rabbit type.

I don't think she'd ever do anything to hurt anyone. She's definitely obsessive, though.

 

[(HULK)]

My wife asked me if I was on the show if I'd be interested in her. I ended up ranking the 6 of them in terms of who I'd go for if I were down there with them and single.

1) Michelle Money

2) One Armed Bandit

3) Claire Not-As-Crazy as the rest

4) Big-uns McGee Love Triangle Girl

5) Hot Professional Closet Organizer Nutjob

6) Elise Stage 5 Clinger

Those are the actual terms I used. My wife kinda agreed with me. If I was single, no way I'd want to be wrapped up in the drama of the bottom 3. I guess I prefer freedom from drama over 2 working arms.

Organizer

Klare

Money

Bandit

Any of the rest, I'd go into hiding.

You've got to remember, you're stuck at a beach resort with them for a month. For 1 night, my ratings change significantly. But for this premise, I can't consider Organizer... she looks like she's the boil your pet rabbit type.

I don't think she'd ever do anything to hurt anyone. She's definitely obsessive, though.

She also needs a lesson in not using 1/2 the bottle of mascera each morning

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife asked me if I was on the show if I'd be interested in her. I ended up ranking the 6 of them in terms of who I'd go for if I were down there with them and single.

1) Michelle Money

2) One Armed Bandit

3) Claire Not-As-Crazy as the rest

4) Big-uns McGee Love Triangle Girl

5) Hot Professional Closet Organizer Nutjob

6) Elise Stage 5 Clinger

Those are the actual terms I used. My wife kinda agreed with me. If I was single, no way I'd want to be wrapped up in the drama of the bottom 3. I guess I prefer freedom from drama over 2 working arms.

Organizer

Klare

Money

Bandit

Any of the rest, I'd go into hiding.

You've got to remember, you're stuck at a beach resort with them for a month. For 1 night, my ratings change significantly. But for this premise, I can't consider Organizer... she looks like she's the boil your pet rabbit type.

I don't think she'd ever do anything to hurt anyone. She's definitely obsessive, though.

She also needs a lesson in not using 1/2 the bottle of mascera each morning

I like that she takes the time to look as close to an anime character as possible every day.

 

[McGarnicle]

I bet she gives crap backrubs though

I can't believe McGarnicle came in and didn't like this one. I posted it just for him imo

 

[Fat Nick]

My wife asked me if I was on the show if I'd be interested in her. I ended up ranking the 6 of them in terms of who I'd go for if I were down there with them and single.

1) Michelle Money

2) One Armed Bandit

3) Claire Not-As-Crazy as the rest

4) Big-uns McGee Love Triangle Girl

5) Hot Professional Closet Organizer Nutjob

6) Elise Stage 5 Clinger

Those are the actual terms I used. My wife kinda agreed with me. If I was single, no way I'd want to be wrapped up in the drama of the bottom 3. I guess I prefer freedom from drama over 2 working arms.

1) Teets McGee in the Love Triangle...She's quite hot...aside from being all over one guy the first week and now on the Marcus train, she seems normal enough.

2) Claire - Shocked to say this, but she really does seem "normal" in this bunch.

3) Elise - Not to date or anything...right? Right? I think she'd be fun if she didn't talk.

4) Closet Organizer - I don't see the overwhelming allure, but she's not bad to look at.

5) Money - I've never really gotten her. She's less annoying now, but I still don't really find her THAT attractive.

6) Slot Machine - Has ZERO to do with her missing appendage. I just don't find her attractive and she's a little boring.

 

[(HULK)]

Ranking for if it was just 1 night instead of a month long thing isolated from society at a resort:

-Organizer Bunny

-Teets McGee

-Elise and Claire tie

-Money

-Bandit

In this ranking, crazy earns you more point imo. Its almost the opposite of what I would do if I was stuck with that group for a month.

 

[McGarnicle]

I think it would be fun if they were lined up on a bench, asses out, and I was blindfolded and had to guess who each one was by nailing them one at a time.

Yep, that's pretty much the kind of stuff I think about.

 

[(HULK)]

I think it would be fun if they were lined up on a bench, asses out, and I was blindfolded and had to guess who each one was by nailing them one at a time.

Yep, that's pretty much the kind of stuff I think about.

Bandit would be easy to spot, I bet she tilts a bit on deep thrusts.

 

[McGarnicle]

I think it would be fun if they were lined up on a bench, asses out, and I was blindfolded and had to guess who each one was by nailing them one at a time.

Yep, that's pretty much the kind of stuff I think about.

Bandit would be easy to spot, I bet she tilts a bit on deep thrusts.

That's the reason I didn't describe the women as being down on all fours.

 

[Golden Gopher]

I think it would be fun if they were lined up on a bench, asses out, and I was blindfolded and had to guess who each one was by nailing them one at a time.

Yep, that's pretty much the kind of stuff I think about.

Bandit would be easy to spot, I bet she tilts a bit on deep thrusts.

That's the reason I didn't describe the women as being down on all fours.

Tripod.

 

[butcher boy]

She really should be a lesbian. Would give fisting a new meaning and she'd never have to worry about getting it stuck.

 

[2Young2BBald]

Claire getting the initial date cards from the new arrivals is pretty much automatic.....the desperation in her greetings of the new meat has every one of them thinking they can ocean bang her by the end of the night....and they know that initially it is their best shot to get a rose and stay around for a bit....although she may be locked in to this last guy....I thought she was crazy, but she doesn't even sniff crazy compared to Elese....adding new people to this #### is absolute genius.....

I could not agree more. This mess is the most enjoyable incarnation of the Bachelor yet. We were catching up on this on the DVR last night. I mentioned to my wife and daughter that I'd bet they have the entire season's cast down there for the entire filing, with all those yet to enter "the game" in the bullpen waiting their go. At any given time, the producers can decide which person has the potential to stir the most #### up.

 

[RUSF18]

She really should be a lesbian. Would give fisting a new meaning and she'd never have to worry about getting it stuck.

 

[TLEF316]

This elyse has a massive caboose. Jesus

 

[McGarnicle]

JFC, all these girls have to do is play a little hard to get and the guys will be all over them. They're 8's and 9's and the guys are practically afraid of them because they're taking about the future already. Bunch of nutjobs.

 

[Joe T]

ashlee