butcher boy
Footballguy
We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
Knowing how fake the show is, he could actually live in Burbank.We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
I believe he's actualy a millionaire. I think a lot of ladies would jump at the opportunity to have a sugar daddy.Knowing how fake the show is, he could actually live in Burbank.We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
A millionaire farmer means he either owns Monsanto or found a chest full of gold buried on his land.I believe he's actualy a millionaire. I think a lot of ladies would jump at the opportunity to have a sugar daddy.Knowing how fake the show is, he could actually live in Burbank.We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
I believe he works in acquisitions for an agricultural investment fund.A millionaire farmer means he either owns Monsanto or found a chest full of gold buried on his land.I believe he's actualy a millionaire. I think a lot of ladies would jump at the opportunity to have a sugar daddy.Knowing how fake the show is, he could actually live in Burbank.We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
So "pharmaceutical sales" = prostitute and "personal organizer" = ward of the state, right? I need to update my bachelor notebook.I believe he works in acquisitions for an agricultural investment fund.A millionaire farmer means he either owns Monsanto or found a chest full of gold buried on his land.I believe he's actualy a millionaire. I think a lot of ladies would jump at the opportunity to have a sugar daddy.Knowing how fake the show is, he could actually live in Burbank.We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Well, he also owns a farm.So "pharmaceutical sales" = prostitute and "personal organizer" = ward of the state, right? I need to update my bachelor notebook.I believe he works in acquisitions for an agricultural investment fund.A millionaire farmer means he either owns Monsanto or found a chest full of gold buried on his land.I believe he's actualy a millionaire. I think a lot of ladies would jump at the opportunity to have a sugar daddy.Knowing how fake the show is, he could actually live in Burbank.We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
And I think "personal organizer" means "will require you to provide all your passwords and let her search every inch of your body and home daily beginning just before the first date."
Fat Nick
Footballguy
FTW.So "pharmaceutical sales" = prostitute and "personal organizer" = ward of the state, right? I need to update my bachelor notebook.I believe he works in acquisitions for an agricultural investment fund.A millionaire farmer means he either owns Monsanto or found a chest full of gold buried on his land.I believe he's actualy a millionaire. I think a lot of ladies would jump at the opportunity to have a sugar daddy.Knowing how fake the show is, he could actually live in Burbank.We're gonna see a bunch of hot farmers' daughters because no ##### with a career is going to want to move to his farm.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Reenactment of my sofa at that moment:http://www.rdex.net/anim_gifs/gifs/1294052282660.gifBeach montage:
Shot of Brooks and Jackie playing with a volleyball.
Shot of Sarah and Robert playing cornhole.
Immediate cut to Jackie saying, "I mean I've got like the worst arm ever."
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Good god, Jackie in a bikini.
Das Boot
Footballguy
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Sarah seems rather uppity all things considered
krista4
Footballguy
New episode isn't on here yet (PDT), but I was thinking last week that she had gone quickly from "woe is me, no one will love me" to feeling like she had her choice of Brooks or Robert. And she's still not as pretty as the rest of them, even if you don't care about arms.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
We went from really entertaining trash to an open couples' therapy session with a bunch of people who basically got drunk and hooked up on a tropical vacation.
Wow, after all that, these crazy kids found LOVE!!! Oh baby, everything I always wanted was right there in front of me.
:vomit:
Wow, after all that, these crazy kids found LOVE!!! Oh baby, everything I always wanted was right there in front of me.
:vomit:
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Oh Christ on a popsicle stick. Just watching the end of this now. :X
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Michelle Money told Graham that Ashlee's insane. He listened and broke it off with her.Joe T said:
2Young2BBald
Footbaldguy
Had the same issue, but had it on a series record
and the DVR picked it up overnight at the odd time of 1:07am.
butcher boy
Footballguy
Couldn't believe how tan some of the chicks were by the end. Lacy looked like she was from Southern India in that last episode.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Thoughts on Robert not trying to bang Sarah? I didn't get it because if I was single and in his situation, neither of us would've slept. But he seemed genuine when he said he wanted to take it slow. Is that a real thing? He's got to be gay, Mormon or skeeved out by the missing arm, right?
butcher boy
Footballguy
Possibly gay. Stump aside, she's by far the least hot of the bunch there, but she's perfectly doable.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I think he played it the right way because now he comes across as a guy willing to date a broad with one hand and becomes sympathetic to women everywhere because she broke it off. Ultimately, he probably was with her to stay on the island and didn't want to deal with the aftermath of dumping her after they bang. Even with just the one hand, my guess is she would have been very clingy.
RUSF18
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
What a tragic story. Feel awful for Ryan.
My wife photographed Williams' family at their home when he was a Portland coach. Wonderful family. Monty was gracious and kind. Easy guy to root for.
offdee
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Just can't do this one. They couldn't possibly have found anyone more boring or squinty. I'm out for this round.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
You say that now...
krista4
Footballguy
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
The only way I can watch this season is if there are lots of bat#### crazy women.They'll suck me back in!
Henry Ford
Footballguy
My understanding is that there are 30 women this seasonThe only way I can watch this season is if there are lots of bat#### crazy women.They'll suck me back in!
Beerguzzler
Footballguy
That's a prereq to be on the show it seems.The only way I can watch this season is if there are lots of bat#### crazy women.They'll suck me back in!
Rohn Jambo
Footballguy
Yes. The bachelor is just the straight man.That's a prereq to be on the show it seems.The only way I can watch this season is if there are lots of bat#### crazy women.They'll suck me back in!
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Does the pope wear a funny hat?? Welcome aboard!!The only way I can watch this season is if there are lots of bat#### crazy women.They'll suck me back in!
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Bump for corn.
Season premier tonight. Bachelorettes here....
I'm liking... (in no particular order)
Ashley I.
Jade
Samantha
Becca
Season premier tonight. Bachelorettes here....
I'm liking... (in no particular order)
Ashley I.
Jade
Samantha
Becca
McGarnicle
Footballguy
:boner:
Fat Nick
Footballguy
I'm really trying NOT to find out the winner this year. I found out in both of the last 2 seasons, and it made the show even more unwatchable...the Mrs. insists on watching, so I at least need suspense to keep me going...
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Kaitlyn is a dancer and has 5 tattoos...early favorite to lose her panties first. Tracy is probably a close second, she only has one tattoo but she is a teacher and I would bet that one tattoo is a tramp stamp right above her pooper. Overall, looks like there is some decent eye candy this season. Too bad it is wasted on the Iowa farmer with no personality.
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