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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
Can't wait to see how crazy and stupid they are.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
WTF - I guess I'll have to try ONE more time
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Agree...just not an ethnic one. Even his token black looks white.
Producers: What type of girl do you like?
Chris: White ones.
Joe T
Footballguy
Battles
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Really great crop of nutjobs this time.
Britt looking like this is hers to lose already. Can't remember a connection like that happening that quickly.
Going with the fatty instead of a token black chick, interesting.
So far, this looks really promising.
Britt looking like this is hers to lose already. Can't remember a connection like that happening that quickly.
Going with the fatty instead of a token black chick, interesting.
So far, this looks really promising.
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
Hey honey...fat, drunk and sloppy is no way to go through life
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
That is the beauty of the show, doesn't matter how uninteresting the person they put up there is because you get sucked in by the loony bin.
The yoga broad was really hot, can't believe he cut her loose but god bless her fighting for her reality TV life.
krista4
Footballguy
It hasn't even come on here yet (Pacific coast), but I got sucked in just by the postings you guys made.
TLEF316
Footballguy
Every single year these girls burst into tears over a guy they met like 2 hours ago.
And every single time I can't stop myself from laughing.
Does that make me a sociopath?
Jade and Britt the early favorites for me.
- I have a strange feeling that "25 year old" Kara may be full of ####. She looked at least 10 years older than that
- Love how they rolled out the 6 beefy farmers wives from Iowa. Really hammered home the point about why he had to look elsewhere (whoever he picks will be despised around town)
- Thought cutting the yoga instructor was a mistake. Then she broke out the crazy and went back in
- Surprised he kept the single mom dental assistant.
And every single time I can't stop myself from laughing.
Does that make me a sociopath?
Jade and Britt the early favorites for me.
- I have a strange feeling that "25 year old" Kara may be full of ####. She looked at least 10 years older than that
- Love how they rolled out the 6 beefy farmers wives from Iowa. Really hammered home the point about why he had to look elsewhere (whoever he picks will be despised around town)
- Thought cutting the yoga instructor was a mistake. Then she broke out the crazy and went back in
- Surprised he kept the single mom dental assistant.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Welcome home.
offdee
Footballguy
Guy would rather be back on the farm for harvest instead of trying on tens of thousands of dollars of free suits, clothes and shoes.
Oh, and Brit is hot but her intro monologue said her last long term relationship they didnt even have sex once?!?!
Crazy onion chick and big drunk girl had to be Producer directed.
Oh, and Brit is hot but her intro monologue said her last long term relationship they didnt even have sex once?!?!
Crazy onion chick and big drunk girl had to be Producer directed.
Zegras11
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Watching now on delay.
In this mind rot, pre-show, red carpet clusterfluck did some idiot hoooor really just utter the words, "It's 80/40 right now" when asked about marriage to her male porn star side piece by Midget Chris? Am I the only one who caught that?
In this mind rot, pre-show, red carpet clusterfluck did some idiot hoooor really just utter the words, "It's 80/40 right now" when asked about marriage to her male porn star side piece by Midget Chris? Am I the only one who caught that?
krista4
Footballguy
Oh yes. Yes she did.Watching now on delay.
In this mind rot, pre-show, red carpet clusterfluck did some idiot hoooor really just utter the words, "It's 80/40 right now" when asked about marriage to her male porn star side piece by Midget Chris? Am I the only one who caught that?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Jayrok
Footballguy
Isn't she the 21 year old? Why would he possibly want to pursue a potential marriage courtship with a 21 year old girl? It bottles the mind.
(HULK)
(Smash)
(HULK)
(Smash)
[pagingwetdream]My buddy and I were texting about that. And about which cheerleader would last longer (skins or jets... he's a jets fan and I'm an unfortunate skins fan) [/pagingwetdream]Watching now on delay.
In this mind rot, pre-show, red carpet clusterfluck did some idiot hoooor really just utter the words, "It's 80/40 right now" when asked about marriage to her male porn star side piece by Midget Chris? Am I the only one who caught that?
(HULK)
(Smash)
Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
I believe the 80-40 was first uttered on Bachelor Pad or Paradise, whatever goodness was on last summer. I want to say she said it back then and was serious and is now goofing on herself.
And yes, I'm totally embarrassed to have his knowledge.
TLEF316
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
Fat Nick
Footballguy
3 hours is too long for ANY show. I watched the 1st hour, fell asleep, then caught the last 30 minutes. Just too long.
Looks like a good season though. I feel like this year's crop has a lot of "generic blondes." I really wasn't feeling too many of them.
Random observations:
The girl who got the last rose looks a lot like Courtney Thorne-Smith from Melrose Place. (Ashley?)
I take back my earlier comment about Ashley I. She's kind of scary. Facial features too exaggerated.
Britt - My wife's comment: "She's got a lollipop head." Now all I see is her big head.
Jade
Kelsey was widowed suddenly 1.5 years ago...she's not ready for this drama, which was proven in the clips where she needed O2.
The 21 y/o mom reminded me of a girl I used to date...also a 21 y/o mom. She was immature for me when I was 25 and immature.
I have a feeling I'll fall asleep for a lot of these episodes until the real drama starts.
Looks like a good season though. I feel like this year's crop has a lot of "generic blondes." I really wasn't feeling too many of them.
Random observations:
The girl who got the last rose looks a lot like Courtney Thorne-Smith from Melrose Place. (Ashley?)
I take back my earlier comment about Ashley I. She's kind of scary. Facial features too exaggerated.
Britt - My wife's comment: "She's got a lollipop head." Now all I see is her big head.
Jade
Kelsey was widowed suddenly 1.5 years ago...she's not ready for this drama, which was proven in the clips where she needed O2.
The 21 y/o mom reminded me of a girl I used to date...also a 21 y/o mom. She was immature for me when I was 25 and immature.
I have a feeling I'll fall asleep for a lot of these episodes until the real drama starts.
Jayrok
Footballguy
Joe T
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Henry Ford
Footballguy
You didn't. It was all red carpet "Bachelor viewing party" crap. Fast forwarded through 80% of it.
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Comment from that red carpet thing...
Re. Sean and Catherine from a few seasons ago...2 things:
1) I love how they talk about Sean like he doesn't know his penis goes in her ######.
2) Catherine is gonna get real fat when she has kids. She's already not as cute as I recall...
Scoresman
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
McGarnicle
Footballguy
And the news producer from DC. Insanely hot, but whoa those crazy eyes.
TLEF316
Footballguy
I kept changing the channel and coming back (hoping it was over) and it just kept going.
And yes, her cans looked bigger
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