"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

[(HULK)]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

I love that she's a little dirty and wants to play ball. You squares want to see another fussy, prudish girl who is behaving like a straight-A student looking for wide-eyed Disney romance? Sounds fun.

I'd love it if she got railed by a new guy every week and the guys had fist fights over it. The show is mindless fun for me. But if we're taking the show at face value and assume she's really looking for a husband, she's a moron for banging Nick (I'm assuming it's Nick). Because now she's narrowed her choices down to:A)Nick.B)Any remaining guy who is a weak beta cuckold and doesn't have the self-respect to immediately leave this whore after finding out she banged Nick.

I put myself in their shoes and I can't imagine sticking around in that scenario. If they banged once, they're banging. How am I going to have dinner with this floozy without imagining her wiping Nick's load off her face last night? How am I supposed to possibly get engaged to this woman in a few weeks?

This is so dumb...so you have only dated girls who were virgins prior to meeting you? You just cannot stomach the notion that any girl you are with has slept with another man? Give me a break.

What in the hell are you talking about? A girl having sex with another dude while she's also dating me and there's a time limit of a few weeks where we have to meet each others' families and get engaged is a lot different than dating a woman who is not a virgin.

If you were the bachelor, would you ONLY bang the lady who you're going to pick in the end?

I wouldn't.

Wouldn't it be a double standard to get bent out of shape about this then?

 

[Henry Ford]

Personality is her strong suit. It's why she's on this show. She's funny. And hot. You guys are nuts. She's unique.

I love that she's a little dirty and wants to play ball. You squares want to see another fussy, prudish girl who is behaving like a straight-A student looking for wide-eyed Disney romance? Sounds fun.

I'd love it if she got railed by a new guy every week and the guys had fist fights over it. The show is mindless fun for me. But if we're taking the show at face value and assume she's really looking for a husband, she's a moron for banging Nick (I'm assuming it's Nick). Because now she's narrowed her choices down to:A)Nick.B)Any remaining guy who is a weak beta cuckold and doesn't have the self-respect to immediately leave this whore after finding out she banged Nick.

I put myself in their shoes and I can't imagine sticking around in that scenario. If they banged once, they're banging. How am I going to have dinner with this floozy without imagining her wiping Nick's load off her face last night? How am I supposed to possibly get engaged to this woman in a few weeks?

This is so dumb...so you have only dated girls who were virgins prior to meeting you? You just cannot stomach the notion that any girl you are with has slept with another man? Give me a break.

What in the hell are you talking about? A girl having sex with another dude while she's also dating me and there's a time limit of a few weeks where we have to meet each others' families and get engaged is a lot different than dating a woman who is not a virgin.

If you were the bachelor, would you ONLY bang the lady who you're going to pick in the end?

I wouldn't.

Wouldn't it be a double standard to get bent out of shape about this then?

Yeah, I think the "she's a whore" language is waaay over the top. That said, if she picks someone she hasn't banged before the end, that relationship is doomed.

If she bangs Nick first and then bangs another guy and chooses him, she gets to tell the new guy how much better he was than Nick, at least.

 

[TenTimes]

I don't get the "cheating" argument, there is no hint of exclusivity whatsoever throughout this entire process. We all have different opinions but imo you shouldn't engage anyone without first sexing them, just to check for compatibility and what not.

As far as banging Nick.. I think they both got caught up in a moment and acted on it. I thought it was the most honest thing I'd seen all season, that kind of night becomes the foundation of a relationship. I think we can all look back on our relationships and find that same kind of night somewhere near the beginning. If Nick's intentions aren't honorable then she got played, but that realistically happens when looking for love, right?

It's funny to me how the audience is finally getting a dose of realism added to this contrived B.S. dating process and is up in arms about it

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I think there is around a 27% chance they didn't have sex and it was all staged

 

[General Malaise]

It's just sex. The hell did this board become so puritanical? The wagina is so amazing at self-cleansing that oven manufacturers have spent decades trying to replicate and perfect the process.

Spooch, you make it sound like she's carrying Nick's devil seed around inside of her cheeks. Pretty sure she uses something called "a shower" and "a toothbrush".

 

[TenTimes]

I don't get the "cheating" argument, there is no hint of exclusivity whatsoever throughout this entire process. We all have different opinions but imo you shouldn't engage anyone without first sexing them, just to check for compatibility and what not.

As far as banging Nick.. I think they both got caught up in a moment and acted on it. I thought it was the most honest thing I'd seen all season, that kind of night becomes the foundation of a relationship. I think we can all look back on our relationships and find that same kind of night somewhere near the beginning. If Nick's intentions aren't honorable then she got played, but that realistically happens when looking for love, right?

It's funny to me how the audience is finally getting a dose of realism added to this contrived B.S. dating process and is up in arms about it

I actually agree with everything you said, from a real-world perspective. These two people couldn't keep their hands off each other and had sex. In normal life, they'd probably continue dating (unless Nick is playing her like a fiddle which is what I think is going on). The only thing out of whack is the format of this show which dictates she has to keep stringing the other guys along.

Good point. Comparing reality TV to reality doesn't make much sense, I should know that.

I thought I noticed a lot of promos for Kaitlyn to appear on various talk shows the day after this epsiode was scheduled to air to "speak out" or whatever. I got the sense that the internet was going to crush her for sleeping with Nick. That's who my post would be aimed at, just more of a rant.

The comments in this thread are awesome

 

[NREC34]

I don't like it that a guy can just come in like Nick did a few weeks into it. I don't blame the other guys for being pissed. It doesn't seem fair. Like what was even the point of the first episode? Why did she repeatedly say she thinks her husband is in the room and then bring Nick in?

I also hope any dude that cries like Josh gets mercilessly teased for the rest of his life by his buddies back home. What a loser. Lol

 

[nirad3]

I don't like it that a guy can just come in like Nick did a few weeks into it. I don't blame the other guys for being pissed. It doesn't seem fair. Like what was even the point of the first episode? Why did she repeatedly say she thinks her husband is in the room and then bring Nick in?

I also hope any dude that cries like Josh gets mercilessly teased for the rest of his life by his buddies back home. What a loser. Lol

Not only that, but the guy she brought in a mere couple/few weeks ago she's already did the vertical lambada with. These other clowns have had to do sumo wrestling and a host of other dumb crap for her over the course of several weeks and she's bangin' the guy that just waltzed in somehow?

Dude did it in a pretty d00shy way, but that Ian clown at least went out in a blaze of glory... and that was even before anyone knew that she nailed that smarmy Nick. Speaking of, anyone else bothered he looks like the goofy dude from Ally McBeal?

Yeah, I watched that crap for a season or two...

 

[Otis]

She is sizzlin. Anyone calling her a whoore has an awful understanding of the fundamentals of trying to engage with the opposite sex. "I prefer girls who only kiss on the first date."

If Nick is playing her he is an amazing villain.

 

[dhockster]

I don't like it that a guy can just come in like Nick did a few weeks into it. I don't blame the other guys for being pissed. It doesn't seem fair. Like what was even the point of the first episode? Why did she repeatedly say she thinks her husband is in the room and then bring Nick in?

I also hope any dude that cries like Josh gets mercilessly teased for the rest of his life by his buddies back home. What a loser. Lol

Not only that, but the guy she brought in a mere couple/few weeks ago she's already did the vertical lambada with. These other clowns have had to do sumo wrestling and a host of other dumb crap for her over the course of several weeks and she's bangin' the guy that just waltzed in somehow?

Dude did it in a pretty d00shy way, but that Ian clown at least went out in a blaze of glory... and that was even before anyone knew that she nailed that smarmy Nick. Speaking of, anyone else bothered he looks like the goofy dude from Ally McBeal?

Yeah, I watched that crap for a season or two...

Do you think Nick likes a fresh bowl?

 

[2Young2BBald]

See if reality Steve will pay you for any info you have.

For kicks, I did share some information with him when we got back from vacation as several things I picked up on hadn't made it in to any spoilers I'd seen so far. As a reality TV with reality roots way back to the first season of Survivor and who has lived through garbage like Temptation Island, I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here and Who Wants to Marry My Dad, I thought It'd be kind of cool to have my info as part of some spoiling. Stuff you guys had here almost a week earlier did make it in to one of Steve's updates: http://realitysteve.com/2015/06/24/the-bachelorette-kaitlyn-spoilers-reader-emails-bachelor-in-paradise-cast/#$$nqnqz9&&O66rVB2eEeWXxAqLpIzNaQ$$ Warning, there are current season Bachelorette spoilers at the top of the page; scroll down to skip them.

 

[dhockster]

Can't wait to see how many the harlot can cram in this week.

Shouldn't it be how many guys can cram into the harlot?

 

[PinkydaPimp]

yo this is getting ridiculous

 

[NREC34]

Geez. Grueling to try to get through that episode.

Is cupcake trying to get an acting gig with the fake crying, or what?

 

[Soulfly3]

these guys are brutal, but kaitlyn just looks worse and worse every week.

she would truly make for a a miserable C of a wife

 

[Otis]

these guys are brutal, but kaitlyn just looks worse and worse every week.

she would truly make for a a miserable C of a wife

Other than the one day she looked run ragged from stress and not sleeping, I commented to Mrs O that I think she looks hotter each week.

She's a smokeshow.

 

[Soulfly3]

these guys are brutal, but kaitlyn just looks worse and worse every week.

she would truly make for a a miserable C of a wife

Other than the one day she looked run ragged from stress and not sleeping, I commented to Mrs O that I think she looks hotter each week.

She's a smokeshow.

week by week her chameloen eye gets worse and worse

greasy hair.

terrible laugh

does not do it for me. would definitely smash, but for anything more than that? hell nah.

wife material? how can one man keep up with her protein intake?

 

[Otis]

You sound like a prude. Will you ask her to shower before you hug her good night?

A little edge and a little dirty is hawt

 

[Soulfly3]

You sound like a prude. Will you ask her to shower before you hug her good night?

A little edge and a little dirty is hawt

she's one night stand material

 

[NREC34]

Yes, one night stand material. Don't know why Nick got worried, he had his turn. He'd be lucky if she picks someone else.

 

[Soulfly3]

"Hey.... so I know I let you blast one off my cheek, Nick... But think you can keep your mouth shut about it to the other dudes?"

Listen, if I wanted my girl to act like a man... I'd just date a man.

 

[NREC34]

Looks like she's going to be telling them all what happened based on the preview.

 

[offdee]

End of a 2 on 1 date...seems like the perfect time to tell her you cheated on your wife.

 

[TenTimes]

Chris Harrison wants to level the playing field

 

[Quint]

So I guess leaving dudes on a cliff is kinda her thing?

 

[Shrugs]

That was as close to magic as you can get.

 

[Otis]

Chris Harrison wants to level the playing field

Seriously struggling to understand what they're getting at here, but did Harrison really basically just tell her "look since Nick banged you, it's only right to let the other guys bang you"?

Crazy season. Things have really come off the rails. Next week should be fun.

 

[Jayrok]

That was as close to magic as you can get.

That was both funny and stupid from the crying dentist.

 

[Jayrok]

greasy hair.

My wife commented on how she can't keep her hands out of her hair and how it just keeps getting more greasy.

 

[Jayrok]

End of a 2 on 1 date...seems like the perfect time to tell her you cheated on your wife.

he just made it easier for her to dump him. Maybe he can go find Clint and finish what they started.

 

[Jayrok]

This whole mini-series of blah blah blah with Sean is excruciatingly boring.

She was, whew, when she realized he was talking about reassuring him and then giving splotchy beard guy the rose and not that fact that the new guy came in and plowed her on his first date. Sean, wake up and smell the semen, guy. What a fool.

 

[dhockster]

This whole mini-series of blah blah blah with Sean is excruciatingly boring.

She was, whew, when she realized he was talking about reassuring him and then giving splotchy beard guy the rose and not that fact that the new guy came in and plowed her on his first date. Sean, wake up and smell the semen, guy. What a fool.

Well, I can honestly say that's the first time I've heard that. Nice phrase.

 

[TenTimes]

Chris Harrison wants to level the playing field

Seriously struggling to understand what they're getting at here, but did Harrison really basically just tell her "look since Nick banged you, it's only right to let the other guys bang you"?Crazy season. Things have really come off the rails. Next week should be fun.

It's only fair to the families if everybody gets a crack at "off camera time" with Kaitlyn before the hometown visits.

 

[General Malaise]

Can't believe she cut Ben Z. He seemed pretty cool.

Sean is awful. I don't think they could possibly find somebody with less personality if they tried.

Oh, wait...forgot they devoted an entire season to Ben Flanjedick (sp?).

 

[(HULK)]

You guys saw cupcake take a step towards the edge of the cliff whilst crying and the staffer visibly flinch as if she thought he was gonna jump, right? I can't be the only one who noticed it.

What a Sally

 

[Jayrok]

You guys saw cupcake take a step towards the edge of the cliff whilst crying and the staffer visibly flinch as if she thought he was gonna jump, right? I can't be the only one who noticed it.

What a Sally

I noticed that too. Like the network hand there was going to jump up and grab him before he jumped off, in all his anguish. Bunch of whiners and cry babies on this season. I hope Joe and splotchy beard guy run for the hills when she tells everyone she humped Nick. Joe should have said thanks but no thanks when she hesitated to give him the 2 on 1 rose. He has to know he isn't in the running.

 

[Shrugs]

You guys saw cupcake take a step towards the edge of the cliff whilst crying and the staffer visibly flinch as if she thought he was gonna jump, right? I can't be the only one who noticed it.

What a Sally

Yes. That is when I texted my girlfriend, "Jump off the cliff!"

 

[Chemical X]

this is televised prostitution, right?

 

[Jayrok]

You guys saw cupcake take a step towards the edge of the cliff whilst crying and the staffer visibly flinch as if she thought he was gonna jump, right? I can't be the only one who noticed it.

What a Sally

I noticed that too. Like the network hand there was going to jump up and grab him before he jumped off, in all his anguish. Bunch of whiners and cry babies on this season. I hope Joe and splotchy beard guy run for the hills when she tells everyone she humped Nick. Joe should have said thanks but no thanks when she hesitated to give him the 2 on 1 rose. He has to know he isn't in the running.

I don't think splotchy's ever gotten his beak wet. She could have hep C and he'd stick around.

Good point.

 

[nirad3]

what.... a trainwreck

 

[Soulfly3]

not that Im knocking the job, but does this slizz know that pube face is a restaurant manager?

 

[nirad3]

not that Im knocking the job, but does this slizz know that pube face is a restaurant manager?

And he's 26. Dude should still be out sowing his wild oats at 26.

 

[sublimeone]

not that Im knocking the job, but does this slizz know that pube face is a restaurant manager?

GM at a nice restaurant is typically a 6-figure paying job

 

[Henry Ford]

not that Im knocking the job, but does this slizz know that pube face is a restaurant manager?

And he's 26. Dude should still be out sowing his wild oats at 26.

He is.

 

[nirad3]

not that Im knocking the job, but does this slizz know that pube face is a restaurant manager?

And he's 26. Dude should still be out sowing his wild oats at 26.

He is.

True.... if he shows a little more charisma he may be in the running for the next Bachelor. Then the dude can really get his sow on.

 

[Henry Ford]

not that Im knocking the job, but does this slizz know that pube face is a restaurant manager?

And he's 26. Dude should still be out sowing his wild oats at 26.

He is.

True.... if he shows a little more charisma he may be in the running for the next Bachelor. Then the dude can really get his sow on.

Ben Z will be the next Bachelor. 6'4" 26-year-old entrepreneur from California with a dead mother looking for love - the ladies will lose control of their bodily functions when he walks into the room on night one.

 

[NREC34]

Dear lord please no Ben Z. I was tired of hearing about momma after about the tenth time. I can't imagine a whole season of that.

 

[krista4]

not that Im knocking the job, but does this slizz know that pube face is a restaurant manager?

And he's 26. Dude should still be out sowing his wild oats at 26.

He is.

True.... if he shows a little more charisma he may be in the running for the next Bachelor. Then the dude can really get his sow on.

Ben Z will be the next Bachelor. 6'4" 26-year-old entrepreneur from California with a dead mother looking for love - the ladies will lose control of their bodily functions when he walks into the room on night one.

Really can't see it. Of course, I'd never have thought they would have chosen Captain Marblemouth either.

 

[Otis]

I also assumed Ben Z as the next bachelor, but that was predicated on him going farther than he did. Now I'm not so sure.

 

[Jayrok]

I'd rather see Ben Z be the bachelor than Sean the whiner. Sean would probably fall in love with the first woman he dates one on one and then be jealous of her if she has a good time in the house away from him.