PinkydaPimp
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id have to boot Lace right then and there.
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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Joe T
Footballguy
RUSF18
Footballguy
Chicken enthusiast actually seemed like a nice, cool girl.
Loved Lace at first.
I recognize this is is such a "2/10 would not bang" comment but there were half a dozen girls who seemed like their eyes were set far too apart, including the one who got the first rose.
This was my favorite thing on Twitter:
Loved Lace at first.
I recognize this is is such a "2/10 would not bang" comment but there were half a dozen girls who seemed like their eyes were set far too apart, including the one who got the first rose.
This was my favorite thing on Twitter:
General Malaise
Footballguy
News Anchor. My god! Top 5 hottest Bachelor chick ever.
krista4
Footballguy
at that tweet.I thought the first-impression rose person was stunningly beautiful, but I agree with some of the rest of your post. As a group they didn't seem as high in quality as usual.
Kayla? Cayla? reminds me a bit of Sean's lady before she blew up.
Jami the Canadian bartender was cool and pretty but likely too brown to get far.
How did he end up with the wicked witch-looking one with the rose on her head?
Those are some not-great-looking twins.
What did we do to deserve more Becca?
The girl who failed to tell him her name would have received a rose if she had said it.
Good that the redhead is out - they go to some tropical locations, usually.
One of the many Laurens - the one in the light blue dress - seems really sweet and pretty. Maybe not the standout beauty of the others but there seems to be a connection. I thought she was going to get the first impression rose.
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Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Ditto on the twins. I don't know if anyone here watches "The Voice," but it had a set of twins this past season, also blonde, who were about 20x better-looking than these. I agree with krista that this does not seem to be a particularly attractive group relative to seasons past.
Could not believe that he kept the chick from Salt Lake who insisted on speaking only Russian. That schtick was old four words into her intro. He also retained some decidedly average-looking gals who didn't appear to have sparkling personalities either. By contrast, I thought the redhead was cute and vivacious and the one gal with the largish mouth and really nice body seemed like a potential sack animal (here she is), so those were missteps. I also thought the chicken enthusiast was cute and sweet; I'm a sucker for animal-lovers. Sub those three back in and take out maybe two of the plainer ones plus Jubilee - sorry, but I am not feeling the celebration! - and this would have been a great initial pick.
Becca seems like a nice gal but honestly, at her age the virginity thing is verging (heh) on creepy, especially wielded as part of her bio. Amber does nothing for me and seems like a waste of a returnee.
Lauren B. the flight attendant seems like the early favorite to me (and is suitably tall at a supposed 5-7; they claim Ben is 6-4, which seems two inches too tall to me but whatever). Olivia the News Anchor seems nice and has a cute face with a simply ridiculous figure. Huge fan of Leah the Event Planner, although I saw not one shot of her in the season preview, which I hope is a mislead. She's smokin. SO was a huge fan of Amanda.
Did not watch Kaitlyn's season after they elimmed Britt so I have no memories of Ben, but just in one episode he was so much better than Soulless.
In the silly "advice" segment, Sean looked terrible, like he had lost 20 pounds or more. Off the roids, maybe?
Could not believe that he kept the chick from Salt Lake who insisted on speaking only Russian. That schtick was old four words into her intro. He also retained some decidedly average-looking gals who didn't appear to have sparkling personalities either. By contrast, I thought the redhead was cute and vivacious and the one gal with the largish mouth and really nice body seemed like a potential sack animal (here she is), so those were missteps. I also thought the chicken enthusiast was cute and sweet; I'm a sucker for animal-lovers. Sub those three back in and take out maybe two of the plainer ones plus Jubilee - sorry, but I am not feeling the celebration! - and this would have been a great initial pick.
Becca seems like a nice gal but honestly, at her age the virginity thing is verging (heh) on creepy, especially wielded as part of her bio. Amber does nothing for me and seems like a waste of a returnee.
Lauren B. the flight attendant seems like the early favorite to me (and is suitably tall at a supposed 5-7; they claim Ben is 6-4, which seems two inches too tall to me but whatever). Olivia the News Anchor seems nice and has a cute face with a simply ridiculous figure. Huge fan of Leah the Event Planner, although I saw not one shot of her in the season preview, which I hope is a mislead. She's smokin. SO was a huge fan of Amanda.
Did not watch Kaitlyn's season after they elimmed Britt so I have no memories of Ben, but just in one episode he was so much better than Soulless.
In the silly "advice" segment, Sean looked terrible, like he had lost 20 pounds or more. Off the roids, maybe?
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Oh, yes, and the Portland Dentist (Rose Head) is terrifying. I would have given her the Reverse First Impression Rose, which means, please leave immediately. Scary looking and frightening level of intensity.
VA703
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Dentist making Portland look just a bit TOO weird. We're not psycho weird. Tighten it up, "doctor".
offdee
Footballguy
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
I'll watch it if the gal is cute-looking and interesting. If she's not, the show has absolutely zero appeal for me. So, since I discovered this glorious franchise, I have watched Emily (love her), did not watch Desiree (seems like a nice gal, even a very nice gal, just too darn boring for me so the requisite drama felt even more manufactured than usual), watched Andi (not sure why as she mostly annoyed me by the end), skipped Kaitlyn (but would have watched every second of Britt had she continued).
Scoresman
Footballguy
Kraft...
Footballguy
VA703
Footballguy
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Is there an official offdee ranking of each "lady"?
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Some resemblance there, yes. I thought he should have kept her as well. Low-key, no lousy schtick on entry, pretty.
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
I noticed far too many with E.T. syndrome and would have to take a much closer look at each. Thus far I am in with Lace and her odd voice.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
General Malaise
Footballguy
It was driving me crazy who Lace reminded me of - other than every insecure psycho hose beast I ever dated - until it hit me driving into work. It's all in the teeth.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wife and I get a kick out of the young, beautiful people who don't get a rose and walk out sobbing "I'll never find true love, wwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa". Example A. She'll be fine. Now, considering she walked into the house with a loaf of bread and smashed it on the ground like Kurt Cobain and told a farm boy from Indiana that gluten was satan, she can't really be surprised that he found her to be off-putting.
Otis
Footballguy
She's a little Sarah Silverman to me. She's nutso. Of course he couldn't boot her -- the producer veto was in full effect on that last choice. They always save the craziest ones. GB them.
I agree newscaster chick is hot, not sure about smokingest in history of the show. Her body/shoulders are slightly bulky/guyish. Maybe was just the outfit from the first night, we'll see.
Disappointing group on the hotness scale, especially when you're following the season that had Caitlyn and Brin and a bunch of other hotties. Becca seemed average in her season, but stacked against these chicks, she's one of the top. You could sort of see our hero when he's talking to Chris Harrison and dutifully saying "this exceeded all my expectations, they are stunning!" experiencing some internal conflict and thinking to himself "man I got screwed."
General Malaise
Footballguy
Big fan of Jubilee.
Joe T
Footballguy
This begs the question, why does the Bachelor show make them do those stupid schtick intros. Most are horrible.
How about just walking up and introducing yourself?
McGarnicle
Footballguy
I'd be a horrible bachelor.
Dentist: You have nice teeth, do you floss?
McGarnicle: Sure. So Portland huh? What do you like to do for fun out there? Pretty outdoorsy girl?
Dentist: [takes out dental tools] Lay down so I can check those teeth.
McGarnicle: I don't think this is going to work out.
Dentist: You have nice teeth, do you floss?
McGarnicle: Sure. So Portland huh? What do you like to do for fun out there? Pretty outdoorsy girl?
Dentist: [takes out dental tools] Lay down so I can check those teeth.
McGarnicle: I don't think this is going to work out.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Or jumping in his arms like the girl who broke up with her boyfriend because she felt she was destined for a guy on a TV show? How does her ex-BF feel today about that one? Can you imagine getting dumped with that line of logic?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Not to mention she looks like a younger, uglier Glenn Close right before she boils your bunny.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Oh, I didn't look at you enough during the rose ceremony? Okay. Let me help you into this limo.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
From Lace's bio: :X
What is your most embarrassing moment? When I had a guy I liked over for drinks and I forgot I pooped before he came over and he used my bathroom and saw it. We couldn't even talk we were laughing so hard!
General Malaise
Footballguy
And you know...thinking about it? Lace looks precisely like the kind of crazy person who would save her own poop.
sbonomo
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Lace is perfect "dating" material. I have no doubt she is quite a bit of fun in bed.
VA703
Footballguy
dhockster
Footballguy
You do something nice for her (giving her a rose) and she #####es at you for not even looking at her? I am sorry, but I think you can experience "dating" without having to subject yourself to that BS.
Buddy Ball 2K3
Footballguy
Synthesizer
Footballguy
Myth. She would stop you right in the middle of it to complain about something.Buddy Ball 2K3 said:
Beerguzzler
Footballguy
Man they are just ####ting on Lace with this edit. Granted she is making it really easy.
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