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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
TLEF316 said:
Not sure what would be dumber...him breaking up with her or her accepting a proposal.

"Our 5 weeks together (95% of which they spent laying on the beach drinking margaritas and eating free food) were just so perfect. Clearly this will translate to a tremendous, stable long-term marriage back in the real world"

Its bad enough when these dopes get engaged after the bachelor. But at least that involves a couple of different settings, meeting the families, etc.
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Just to underscore your point, I believe this season was filmed in 20 days. You might remember that the hurricane/typhoon offshore, from which they could see lightning, was featured in the first five or six episodes, allegedly spanning three weeks.

That said, if Jade gets a proposal out of this that will make me happy. She seems like a very sweet person and came across the same way during Soulless' season.

 
dhockster said:
The last 3 women they brought on.....Chelsea, Mackenzie, Jaclyn.....did they run out of attractive girls?
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don't mind chelsea... she's not in the mold of the typical smoke-show they bring in, but she looks like the regular good looking girl you'd meet out.

the other 2 are pretty woof imo. mackenzie does ZERO for me, but Id love to 1night Jaclyn... guaranteed great lay

 
Soulfly3 said:
dhockster said:
The last 3 women they brought on.....Chelsea, Mackenzie, Jaclyn.....did they run out of attractive girls?
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don't mind chelsea... she's not in the mold of the typical smoke-show they bring in, but she looks like the regular good looking girl you'd meet out.

the other 2 are pretty woof imo. mackenzie does ZERO for me, but Id love to 1night Jaclyn... guaranteed great lay
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Jaclyn? Really? Maybe If you like trannys. Seriously man...if somebody told me she was a tranny, I wouldn't doubt them for a second. She's horrible looking.

MacKenzie seems like she's a bachelor fan-girl who just got thrown on the show. I have no clue how she made it on the first time, let alone stuck around so long.

 
Yeah, jaclyn is beyond gross. Body is obviously decent enough for a one time roll but that mug is absolutely brutal.

 
no. i dont find jaclyn attractive at all. not in the face, anyways... body is pretty delish

like I said... Id like to have her just for 1 night. it'd be wild.. and after half a bottle of whisky, she'd likely be a 6/10

 
Scoresman said:
Otis said:
TLEF316 said:
Shrugs said:
Scoresman said:
Amber is the hottest chick on there. She's really grown on me (and made me "grow").
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No
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Yeah, I didn't get this either. She's certainly attractive, but nothing special.
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Fourthed. She's also maybe most likely to be obese in 5 years.
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I guarantee you she's the least likely to have this happen and she's the best lay on the show.
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the entire show? Im going w Clare being the best lay.

Dunno why... she just has that air to her... and basically a perfect body w the right amount of meat

 
Soulfly3 said:
Scoresman said:
Otis said:
TLEF316 said:
Shrugs said:
Scoresman said:
Amber is the hottest chick on there. She's really grown on me (and made me "grow").
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No
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Yeah, I didn't get this either. She's certainly attractive, but nothing special.
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Fourthed. She's also maybe most likely to be obese in 5 years.
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I guarantee you she's the least likely to have this happen and she's the best lay on the show.
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the entire show? Im going w Clare being the best lay.

Dunno why... she just has that air to her... and basically a perfect body w the right amount of meat
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of who's left. I'm not so sure about Clare though. By the time you climax, she's probably already started crying.

 
Mckenzie seems like a fun girl to hang out with. Pretty gullible, easy, nothing off limits, etc. And I do think she has a cute quality about her, though definitely outclassed on this show.

Jaclyn would text you nonstop imo, possibly threaten you with false rape charges if you tried to hit & quit. Once you've dealt with that type once, you can recognize the crazy eyes a mile away. Noooo thanks.

Chelsea is around a 6.5 and not much personality to make up for it.

 
Soulfly3 said:
McGarnicle said:
Soulfly3 said:
haha ya... Jaclyn is the fake name/number type 1 night stand.

definitely.
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If that's the best I could get, I'd hit the gym or just start paying for it.
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tbh, I dont remember her from any of the past seasons... Did she get booted night 1?
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She was on Ben Flajnik's season. I believe I affectionately referred to her as a "wild snorlax" somewhere earlier in this thread. She somehow managed to show up to BIP looking worse than I remember...

 
McGarnicle said:
I don't remember her either. Booted night 1, or blocked out of my memory ala PTSD.
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Google her...pictures NOT from the recent episode will look more familiar. She somehow found a combo of horrible hair and outfit that overshadowed how nasty she was to begin with.

 
lol

Just saw that Michele chick from the bachelor on tinder. We haven't matched yet. :unsure:

I may post her pic if there is interest.

 
Fat Nick said:
Joe T said:
lol

Just saw that Michele chick from the bachelor on tinder. We haven't matched yet. :unsure:

I may post her pic if there is interest.
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Please post....along with your Tinder pic as well. The FFA can judge the potential of a match. :thumbup:
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I don't see this happening.

 
She's hot, but aging. Curious to see her tinder pic.

I don't need to see yours. I'll just continue imaging you (and all posters on here), look like some sort of a cross between a hairy Jim Belushi and George Wendt.

 
Kirk is either the dumbest MFer on the planet or ABC paid him a nice chunk of change to come off looking like a ####. He probably needed to make it 3 more days with her, then you get back to reality and you can come up with a million excuses as to why it's not gonna work. Instead of coming across as a complete ####### on national TV and embarrassing the girl.

 
I feel for Carly in some ways...

But tell me she wasnt the most arrogantly smug bish the entire show about having "found love"

She was laughing and poking fun at others all season.... And now... Woops.

 
RUSF18 said:
Kirk is either the dumbest MFer on the planet or ABC paid him a nice chunk of change to come off looking like a ####. He probably needed to make it 3 more days with her, then you get back to reality and you can come up with a million excuses as to why it's not gonna work. Instead of coming across as a complete ####### on national TV and embarrassing the girl.
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:goodposting: Didn't really get any of this at all. And once he dumped her, he just kept wanting to talk about it. WTMF was that all about??? I'm not saying she's a huge prize, but that guy's a freaking weirdo, and not at all good-looking.

Speaking of good-looking, somehow Jade managed to look even prettier when she was crying.

 
I think for some reason, ppl on this show think taking the "honorable route" is going to make america love them

"i dont wanna lead you on..." except you dated and nailed her from week 1 and basically had no role in the show because of it.

 
Can't decide if the EditClowns hated Carly or not, but I must conclude they probably did. Their attempt to make me feel sorry for her was not entirely successful, as her Mean Jealous Girl act from Soulless' season - which included on-camera digs at her friend Jade whom she was sobbing for after Dork dumped her - didn't resonate with me.

 
krista4 said:
RUSF18 said:
Kirk is either the dumbest MFer on the planet or ABC paid him a nice chunk of change to come off looking like a ####. He probably needed to make it 3 more days with her, then you get back to reality and you can come up with a million excuses as to why it's not gonna work. Instead of coming across as a complete ####### on national TV and embarrassing the girl.
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:goodposting: Didn't really get any of this at all. And once he dumped her, he just kept wanting to talk about it. WTMF was that all about??? I'm not saying she's a huge prize, but that guy's a freaking weirdo, and not at all good-looking.

Speaking of good-looking, somehow Jade managed to look even prettier when she was crying.
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Strong call. Absolutely gorgeous gal there.

 
I thought that dreams belonged to other men

´Cuz each time I got close

They´d fall apart again

I feared my heart would beat in secrecy

I faced the nights alone

Oh, how could I have know

That all my life I only needed you

Almost paradise

We´re knocking on heaven´s door

Almost paradise

How could we ask for more?

I swear that I can see forever in your eyes

Paradise

It seems like perfect love´s so hard to find

I´d almost given up

You must have read my mind

And all these dreams I saved for a rainy day

They´re finally comin´ true

I´ll share them all with you

´Cuz now we hold the future in your hands

Almost paradise

We´re knocking on heaven´s door

Almost paradise

How could we ask for more?

I swear that I can see forever in your eyes

Paradise

And in your arms salvation´s not so far away

We´re gettin' closer, closer every day

Almost paradise

We´re knocking on heaven´s door

Almost paradise

How could we ask for more?

I swear that I can see forever in your eyes

Paradise

 
RUSF18 said:
Kirk is either the dumbest MFer on the planet or ABC paid him a nice chunk of change to come off looking like a ####. He probably needed to make it 3 more days with her, then you get back to reality and you can come up with a million excuses as to why it's not gonna work. Instead of coming across as a complete ####### on national TV and embarrassing the girl.
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i'm sure he was "coached" by the producers. no other reason for him to alert all of his DudeBros beforehand and on camera.

 
I watched the after show for the first time since week one.

1. I hope it works out for those crazy kids, but both Jade and Tanner seemed lacking in excitement or warmth.

2. Carly came off looking much worse than Kirk in that interview.

3. Cassandra and Jonathan made a stunning looking couple.

4. Tenley did her breakup the right way, by making up some self-sacrificing BS instead of just saying publicly that Joshua was too simple for her.

 
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