"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Ashley I is stunningly gorgeous. If you hooked her up to electrodes in a cartoon and swapped her personality out for like Mila Kunis or something, the end result would be a 10. She could be Exhibit A in the argument for the fact that personality can make people unattractive.

I'm not getting the Ashley S love. She's crazy and hilarious. But that's about where it ends for me.

The widow is like the WIcked Witch of the West, except instead of water, cameras do it for her.

Everyone is now coupled up and things are getting less interesting in terms of options.

 

[Otis]

"Super handsome clean cut white guys like me just don't get opportunities like this"- Ben H.

 

[dhockster]

Dan is now officially Samantha's biotch.

I am not sure how he has not heard the other guys talking about how Samantha and Joe were plotting before they both came on the show.

And if I hear Samantha say one more time that she has never been around this much drama (that she caused), I may shoot myself. I am sure her life at home is full of situations like this. Once a ball-breaking, male manipulator, always a ball-breaking male manipulator.

 

[Fat Nick]

Ashley I is stunningly gorgeous. If you hooked her up to electrodes in a cartoon and swapped her personality out for like Mila Kunis or something, the end result would be a 10. She could be Exhibit A in the argument for the fact that personality can make people unattractive.

I'm not getting the Ashley S love. She's crazy and hilarious. But that's about where it ends for me.

The widow is like the WIcked Witch of the West, except instead of water, cameras do it for her.

Everyone is now coupled up and things are getting less interesting in terms of options.

Agree re. Ashely I...she's hot. I think a lot of it is make-up, but she's still really hot.

Re. Ashley S...come on. This chick is HOT.

 

[Fat Nick]

Dan is now officially Samantha's biotch.

I am not sure how he has not heard the other guys talking about how Samantha and Joe were plotting before they both came on the show.

And if I hear Samantha say one more time that she has never been around this much drama (that she caused), I may shoot myself. I am sure her life at home is full of situations like this. Once a ball-breaking, male manipulator, always a ball-breaking male manipulator.

I hope she's the type of girl who plays around and manipulates guys, then suddenly realizes she's been doing it for 10 years, and all the good guys are married to normal girls, and she's now "the old chick" at the bar and ends up having to say "I do" to the 35 year old guy she met at a bar who used to be the QB of his high school team, and used to be a catch, but now sells used cars in his home town.

 

[Soulfly3]

remember when I discussed how evil she was?

ya.... I underestimated that

 

[McGarnicle]

"No guy wants to take a girl's virginity"

Even my wife laughed at that one.

 

[Soulfly3]

these dudes into Sam is 10000% scripted.

impossibru

 

[McGarnicle]

Man, slim pickins here toward the end.

 

[TLEF316]

This jaclyn is quite the catch. Hideous looking, annoying as hell and obviously a total ####. Get in line fellas

 

[McGarnicle]

This jaclyn is quite the catch. Hideous looking, annoying as hell and obviously a total ####. Get in line fellas

She looks like the mid-40's divorcee at the bar drinking a white wine and putting all the signals out, but guys are snickering to each other. Then the saddest sack still sitting there at closing time ends up taking her home.

 

[krista4]

Dan is now officially Samantha's biotch.

I am not sure how he has not heard the other guys talking about how Samantha and Joe were plotting before they both came on the show.

And if I hear Samantha say one more time that she has never been around this much drama (that she caused), I may shoot myself. I am sure her life at home is full of situations like this. Once a ball-breaking, male manipulator, always a ball-breaking male manipulator.

I hope she's the type of girl who plays around and manipulates guys, then suddenly realizes she's been doing it for 10 years, and all the good guys are married to normal girls, and she's now "the old chick" at the bar and ends up having to say "I do" to the 35 year old guy she met at a bar who used to be the QB of his high school team, and used to be a catch, but now sells used cars in his home town.

I don't know how old she is, but she looks beat up already. Not going to age well at all.

Even more than the "can't stand the drama" stuff, I'm going to throw something at my TV the next time she talks about how she lives her life with honesty.

 

[krista4]

Oh, and I think Ashley I is the most stunningly beautiful one. She's wearing much less makeup this year and looks so much better like that. Too bad about the crazy.

 

[TLEF316]

Haha she (jaclyn) looks 10 times worse on the after show. Oof

 

[McGarnicle]

Oh, and I think Ashley I is the most stunningly beautiful one. She's wearing much less makeup this year and looks so much better like that. Too bad about the crazy.

Close second to Jade but definitely gorgeous.

 

[NREC34]

Watching last nights ep right now.

Justin= John Elway

 

[offdee]

I freaking wish Carly would say freaking more often cuz it isn't freaking annoying at freaking all!

 

[TLEF316]

Per the previews, Tanner somehow manages to #### things up with Jade.

So you're telling me there's still a chance....

 

[McGarnicle]

Per the previews, Tanner somehow manages to #### things up with Jade.

So you're telling me there's still a chance....

So he hooked up with the hottest chick right from the start, avoided all the drama, then decided not to make it long term with a chick who has a kid and has vag pics all over the internet. He won the show imo.

 

[offdee]

Per the previews, Tanner somehow manages to #### things up with Jade.

So you're telling me there's still a chance....

So he hooked up with the hottest chick right from the start, avoided all the drama, then decided not to make it long term with a chick who has a kid and has vag pics all over the internet. He won the show imo.

Jade has a kid?

 

[TLEF316]

Per the previews, Tanner somehow manages to #### things up with Jade.

So you're telling me there's still a chance....

So he hooked up with the hottest chick right from the start, avoided all the drama, then decided not to make it long term with a chick who has a kid and has vag pics all over the internet. He won the show imo.

Jade has a kid?

I don't believe so.

 

[McGarnicle]

Oh jeez, my wife said she has a son. I'm never listening to her again.

 

[(HULK)]

Per the previews, Tanner somehow manages to #### things up with Jade.

So you're telling me there's still a chance....

eh, look at the color of nail polish on the hand with an engagement ring, and then look at her hands when he does the whole can't give you the rose thing.The only thing that is throwing me is the shirt color... The guy holding the box is in a yellow shirt... Probably a close up of Neil Lane

 

[McGarnicle]

I really hope Jared deflowers Ashley, then says he's still not over Kaitlyn and dumps her.

 

[Shrugs]

The Botox explains why Ashley's face often looks like she's just taken a beating in the ring, especially when she's crying.

 

[TLEF316]

Per the previews, Tanner somehow manages to #### things up with Jade.

So you're telling me there's still a chance....

eh, look at the color of nail polish on the hand with an engagement ring, and then look at her hands when he does the whole can't give you the rose thing.The only thing that is throwing me is the shirt color... The guy holding the box is in a yellow shirt... Probably a close up of Neil Lane

Ah...ok. Didn't see that part.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Classic misdirection by The Bachelor producers when it comes to Jade/Tanner

 

[TLEF316]

Not sure what would be dumber...him breaking up with her or her accepting a proposal.

"Our 5 weeks together (95% of which they spent laying on the beach drinking margaritas and eating free food) were just so perfect. Clearly this will translate to a tremendous, stable long-term marriage back in the real world"

Its bad enough when these dopes get engaged after the bachelor. But at least that involves a couple of different settings, meeting the families, etc.

 

[(HULK)]

The Botox explains why Ashley's face often looks like she's just taken a beating in the ring, especially when she's crying.

I thought botox was for people in their 40s?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

"No guy wants to take a girl's virginity"

Even my wife laughed at that one.

No good can come from taking a 27 year old's virginity, I'm with her there. Especially one that wrote you a ten page letter. Jared needs to catch a great hummer and leave it at that.

 

[Jayrok]

Samantha looked better on the talk show than on the beach. Better than Ashley I, imo.

 

[Jayrok]

Mackenzie: "I don't speak any other languages... other than English."

Thanks for the clarification, Mackenzie.

 

[NREC34]

Nobody commenting about Chris or Jaclyn? Maybe their 15 (20?) minutes of fame are finally over? Chris was a fool to get too drunk then give away his date card. He should've asked around to some different girls.

 

[Fat Nick]

Oh, and I think Ashley I is the most stunningly beautiful one. She's wearing much less makeup this year and looks so much better like that. Too bad about the crazy.

If I had a dollar for every girl I've dated that I've said that about...

 

[Henry Ford]

Nobody commenting about Chris or Jaclyn? Maybe their 15 (20?) minutes of fame are finally over? Chris was a fool to get too drunk then give away his date card. He should've asked around to some different girls.

No one cares about Chris at this point.

 

[dhockster]

Oh jeez, my wife said she has a son. I'm never listening to her again.

Stick with us over your wife. We won't steer you wrong (at least when it comes to the Bachelor)

 

[Fat Nick]

Mackenzie: "I don't speak any other languages... other than English."

Thanks for the clarification, Mackenzie.

She's cute in a whacky sort of way. Way out of her league on this show, but entertaining.

I'm not sure how many of you picked up on not only the continued alien reference, but also the fact that her shirt had a little alien on it. This girl has serious Alien/UFO issues.

 

[Soulfly3]

What traumatic event happened in her life, that Ashley is still a virgin at 27? And no, there is no chance it was a conscious decision..

She seems to barely be able to talk about sex... Like she's squeemish about it...

Or... maybe it is a conscious decision... to be able to use it as a tool to keep men fawning over her for years and years... to have an infinite harem of men slaving for her hymen... except now... she's 27... and she still cannot for the life of her get out of "that phase", and not realizing that near 30, men arent that wow'd over a hymen anymore... not that they'd turn it down, but it's more of a red flag than it is a turn on, I think.

The way jared was reacting on the aftershow... dont think he nailed her... he mightve... but they didnt last...

Really upset next week is the season finale... Feels like it had 3-4 more weeks left in it to me

 

[Fat Nick]

What traumatic event happened in her life, that Ashley is still a virgin at 27? And no, there is no chance it was a conscious decision..

She seems to barely be able to talk about sex... Like she's squeemish about it...

Or... maybe it is a conscious decision... to be able to use it as a tool to keep men fawning over her for years and years... to have an infinite harem of men slaving for her hymen... except now... she's 27... and she still cannot for the life of her get out of "that phase", and not realizing that near 30, men arent that wow'd over a hymen anymore... not that they'd turn it down, but it's more of a red flag than it is a turn on, I think.

The way jared was reacting on the aftershow... dont think he nailed her... he mightve... but they didnt last...

Really upset next week is the season finale... Feels like it had 3-4 more weeks left in it to me

The girl has the mental capacity of a 14 year old girl...She just happens to have it in a super-hot body. My guess is she was very sheltered. Daddy's little princess...probably was more worried about looking pretty and didn't feel like she needed to date, etc...I think she felt she was "too good" for previous suitors and likely, if she dated, just turned them down.until it was "late" by many standards.

It's very clear that she has a "princess" complex...both from Chris's season (when she was so jealous of Jade's princess date) and now when she constantly referred to Jared as her "Alladin."

I don't think Jared nailed her. I don't think he wants to hurt her, and honestly that's probably half the reason why he hasn't been more blunt about dumping her. He likes her, but not romantically. I really think he's a good guy. I mean, it'd be tough to dump her and not hurt her given how infatuated she is with him.

 

[Soulfly3]

Ya he keeps taking her rose...

But let's not be silly, he's taking it for selfish reasons as well... It's what is it keeping him on the show.

So ya... while he may be completely turned off of Ashley's personality... and who isnt? He knows she's his key to paradise, each and every ceremony.

 

[Fat Nick]

Ya he keeps taking her rose...

But let's not be silly, he's taking it for selfish reasons as well... It's what is it keeping him on the show.

So ya... while he may be completely turned off of Ashley's personality... and who isnt? He knows she's his key to paradise, each and every ceremony.

See, I don't think he's totally turned off by her personality. My guess is that she's got some redeeming personality qualities. I think a lot of her is editing...not all, but a lot. I agree though that he does keep taking her rose, which keeps him going, and gives her hope..but she KEEPS offering it to him. I guess the right thing (but tough thing for the fame-seekers on the show) would be to turn her down at some point.

 

[(HULK)]

Remember the pregnancy scare the virgin has from the beginning of the season promo?

Pretty sure they do it.

 

[dhockster]

Remember the pregnancy scare the virgin has from the beginning of the season promo?

Pretty sure they do it.

The show ends next week. There is no time for a pregnancy scare.

 

[McGarnicle]

Remember the pregnancy scare the virgin has from the beginning of the season promo?

Pretty sure they do it.

The show ends next week. There is no time for a pregnancy scare.

She's pretty dumb though.

 

[dhockster]

Remember the pregnancy scare the virgin has from the beginning of the season promo?

Pretty sure they do it.

The show ends next week. There is no time for a pregnancy scare.

She's pretty dumb though.

Okay, you have a point.

 

[Scoresman]

Amber is the hottest chick on there. She's really grown on me (and made me "grow").

 

[(HULK)]

Remember the pregnancy scare the virgin has from the beginning of the season promo?

Pretty sure they do it.

The show ends next week. There is no time for a pregnancy scare.

She's pretty dumb though.

She probably gave him a handy and is worried she's preggo.

 

[NREC34]

Amber is the hottest chick on there. She's really grown on me (and made me "grow").

Agreed. That brown skin don't scare me.

 

[Fat Nick]

Remember the pregnancy scare the virgin has from the beginning of the season promo?

Pretty sure they do it.

The show ends next week. There is no time for a pregnancy scare.

She's pretty dumb though.

She probably gave him a handy and is worried she's preggo.

Or Joe told her about the handy Samantha gave him in the hot tub, and she's worried she's carrying Joe's Hot Tub Splooge baby.

 

[Soulfly3]

I'm going to assume the "pregnancy" quote is her being completely mis-edited by producers....

like she said it jokingly, or what she wanted to happen when they went to the fantasy suite, and they edit it to look like after teh seks, she thinks she's pregs.