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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
So last night was the first time I've watched the show this season and I don't think I will watch again.  However, based on my limited viewing I put 4 as the O/U on the number of guys Jojo bangs and 2 as the O/U on number of guys her white trash mom blows

 
Yup once Chad is sent packing this season will die. Producers are giving Chad so much air time he records almost as much tape as JoJo. I'm going to find you after this show! I laughed out loud at how JoJo handled this two on one date - ohhh I gave you a second chance but now you are done. Laughable. Chad has stolen the entire season. This dude is gold and spot on about most of the guys. He has made it a point to mock it all up. The best part of the show was when he walked in and sat down with the group when they waited for the chopper to take them to the two on one. Dead silence. The smug Chad grin. The second best part was at the end. They take these guys out on a chopper but Chad manages to make it back to the man cave on foot without any issue. Dude must have ran all the way and by chance - managed to know where he was going. Or maybe the chopper went up and came down after the producers got some footage and then they walked a few hundred yards into the wilderness. Laughable.

 
This show is so bad, my daughter watches while my wife and I make fun of it. These guys act like a bunch of high school girls, it's ridiculous. 

 
Chad's horror movie whistling had me rolling.  You know he just did that whistle once and they voiceover edited it in as many times as they possibly could on his sunset walk back to the house.

 
Yep.  Sad to see him go but once he threatened the golden boy Rodgers, it was over for him.  I also got a kick of all the guys chirping about him when he's offscreen and then immediately clam up once they see him.  

This next act of chad turning into a psycho stalker is new territory for them.  Should be campy fun for a few more episodes.

his eating schtick continued.

Chad:"drink some milk"

Mini-marine:"I hate milk"

chad: "why? It's delicious"

 
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I think they will keep Chad around for as long as possible with a cameo a la Nick in next year's season just to shake things up.

 
I read this thread before catching up on the last two weeks of the show and fully expected to agree with GM as I usually do.

Nope.  Love Chad.  I've only watched last week's show so far but am :lmao: over the West Side story and Care Bear parts.  Sorry to read he'll be kicked off this week.  Would definitely enjoy seeing him as the Bachelor.  Calling him a meathead is unfair - guy is witty, even if a bit 'roided up.  

 
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krista4 said:
I read this thread before catching up on the last two weeks of the show and fully expected to agree with GM as I usually do.

Nope.  Love Chad.  I've only watched last week's show so far but am :lmao: over the West Side story and Care Bear parts.  Sorry to read he'll be kicked off this week.  Would definitely enjoy seeing him as the Bachelor.  Calling him a meathead is unfair - guy is witty, even if a bit 'roided up.  
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Guy is a deer in headlights when anyone asks him to say more than 2 words

 
:shrug:   I've only watched last week's episode, not the two from this week.  Based on that one episode and the "West Side Story" bit alone, I stand by my "witty" assertion.  Might change my mind after watching this week's episodes.

 
I can't tell these guys apart.  I can identify Aaron Rodgers bro because he looks just like him, and erectile dysfunction guy because he's the gay one, but otherwise... :shrug:

 
krista4 said:
:shrug:   I've only watched last week's episode, not the two from this week.  Based on that one episode and the "West Side Story" bit alone, I stand by my "witty" assertion.  Might change my mind after watching this week's episodes.
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Yeah, if you still like him after these two episodes, I'd be surprise.

Guy definitely has a map with an x on it somewhere that shows where a girl he dated in high school is buried.

 
Henry Ford said:
Yeah, if you still like him after these two episodes, I'd be surprise.

Guy definitely has a map with an x on it somewhere that shows where a girl he dated in high school is buried.
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Yeah, I just finished watching the other two.  I thought his meathead stuff was shtick and that he was just doing it for funsies because he was a bit smarter than the others.  Once he actually threatened numerous times to find someone after the show to kick their ###, I realized I was wrong.

This is going to be a booooooring season now, though.  JoJo deserves better, really.

 
krista4 said:
Yeah, I just finished watching the other two.  I thought his meathead stuff was shtick and that he was just doing it for funsies because he was a bit smarter than the others.  Once he actually threatened numerous times to find someone after the show to kick their ###, I realized I was wrong.

This is going to be a booooooring season now, though.  JoJo deserves better, really.
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I don't know.  Pretty sure Luke is going to be at the top of a clocktower with a Browning at some point.  Maybe it will happen during the season.

 
krista4 said:
Yeah, I just finished watching the other two.  I thought his meathead stuff was shtick and that he was just doing it for funsies because he was a bit smarter than the others.  Once he actually threatened numerous times to find someone after the show to kick their ###, I realized I was wrong.

This is going to be a booooooring season now, though.  JoJo deserves better, really.
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True.  But Chad is clearly an actor, of course.  And JoJo did indeed deserve better than having the first third of her season consumed with his paid antics. 

 
I don't think she cares that a third of her season was wasted by him. If the rumors are true, she was in contact with the eventual winner before the show even started filming. 

 
Scoresman said:
I don't think she cares that a third of her season was wasted by him. If the rumors are true, she was in contact with the eventual winner before the show even started filming. 
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Not sure if it's been said in here, but I have heard from someone who lives in the same building as Jo Jo that Rodgers is the winner?
 
Scoresman said:
I don't think she cares that a third of her season was wasted by him. If the rumors are true, she was in contact with the eventual winner before the show even started filming. 
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Can you please put any spoilers in tags so those of us who don't want to know what happens can live in ignorant bliss?  Thanks.

 
General Malaise said:
Why the hell did they choose to have back to back episodes on a Mon/Tues and then make us wait 2 weeks for a new episode?  
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Tonight, the same broadcast television network will instead display a contest of skill in which two units of five large humans face one another on a wooden surface of standardized dimensions.  Each unit will attempt to maneuver a round leather object into a metal ring from which fabric netting descends.  At the end of a defined interval, the team that has done so more times, generally speaking pursuant to various rules and regulations and differing values assigned to such maneuvering that are beyond the scope of this posting, shall be proclaimed the "winner" of said contest. 

 
Aerial Assault said:
Tonight, the same broadcast television network will instead display a contest of skill in which two units of five large humans face one another on a wooden surface of standardized dimensions.  Each unit will attempt to maneuver a round leather object into a metal ring from which fabric netting descends.  At the end of a defined interval, the team that has done so more times, generally speaking pursuant to various rules and regulations and differing values assigned to such maneuvering that are beyond the scope of this posting, shall be proclaimed the "winner" of said contest. 
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Think I'd rather watch roided out maroons threaten each other and posture like tough guys.  And no, I don't mean the NFL.

 
Chances are low of her falling for me...ya know.  I've got a better chance of getting struck by lightning......while, ya know...........shaving my face.

 
The mini-marine is such a punk.  Derek should have told him/them it's none of their business what he said to Jo Jo.  He got the rose.

And that suit at the rose ceremony... He looked like a ventriloquist dummy.

 
Yeah mini marine is turning out to be a total #####. Hilarious to see a dude with such an obvious napoleon complex calling others insecure.

Canadian Daniel will be missed. Hope they bring him in for Paradise this summer. 

If Evan isn't gay (nttawwt) I'm Zues, god of Thunder 

 
Gotta love the "someone close to me died so I came on the show" angle.  That will usually get some sympathy and a few extra days in the mansion.

 
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