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"The Bachelor" on ABC (1 Viewer)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
In yet another sign that I'm getting old, I would abscond with shark/dolphin girl after a few nights of taping this show, apologize to the producers, other girls and Chad Harrison for bailing and spend a lifetime laughing my asssss away at her antics.  Looks are only going to hold up for so long; funny is damn hard to find and when you find it, boy, grab hold and hang on. 

Also, I was worried last night that Corrine's face was going to melt away like the Nazis in Indiana Jones when she was crying.  Does she apply makeup with a sandblaster or a trowel?

 
General Malaise said:
In yet another sign that I'm getting old, I would abscond with shark/dolphin girl after a few nights of taping this show, apologize to the producers, other girls and Chad Harrison for bailing and spend a lifetime laughing my asssss away at her antics.  Looks are only going to hold up for so long; funny is damn hard to find and when you find it, boy, grab hold and hang on. 

Also, I was worried last night that Corrine's face was going to melt away like the Nazis in Indiana Jones when she was crying.  Does she apply makeup with a sandblaster or a trowel?
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Agree on both counts. Dolphin chick (Alexis?) is hilarious and probably my favorite. 

Corrine is insanely hot but also insane. Getting into a relationship with her would not be wise. I'll bet she's really, really good at sex though.

 
McGarnicle said:
Agree on both counts. Dolphin chick (Alexis?) is hilarious and probably my favorite. 

Corrine is insanely hot but also insane. Getting into a relationship with her would not be wise. I'll bet she's really, really good at sex though.
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I don't find her all that hot.  The chick who barfed in the plane is much much hotter. Corrine's giant chest freckles will age about as well as Two Buck Chuck and if you judge sexual prowess by dancing ability, she is going to have about as much rythym in the sack as Mike Huckabee.  And she's a pampered selfish shrew...that's seldom a recipe for bedroom fireworks.  She's the kind of girl I'd prefer to see have sex on screen with somebody else than put forth the work it would require before AND after to have sex with me.  

 
General Malaise said:
I don't find her all that hot.  The chick who barfed in the plane is much much hotter. Corrine's giant chest freckles will age about as well as Two Buck Chuck and if you judge sexual prowess by dancing ability, she is going to have about as much rythym in the sack as Mike Huckabee.  And she's a pampered selfish shrew...that's seldom a recipe for bedroom fireworks.  She's the kind of girl I'd prefer to see have sex on screen with somebody else than put forth the work it would require before AND after to have sex with me.  
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Veronica :wub:

When she questioned him on the steps of the house asking about Nick riding Corinne in the bouncy gym, a response of "Well, to be fair, she was riding me ;) " would have been :lmao:

The Bachelor has pretty much carte blanche to employ shtick at any time with a parade of wimmens waiting if (Insert Name Here) gets upset, would like to see this invoked more even though it won't.

 
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If Rachel doesn't "win," chances of her being the first black Bachelor(ette)?  She seems great, forehead issues notwithstanding...

ETA:  Alexis dolphin chick would be the best Bachelorette, though.  Love her.

 
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krista4 said:
Yeah, I've already reached the :bag:  state in terms of declaring him "hot" earlier.
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I've been pretending like you never wrote that the whole time. We all have lapses. What I don't get is the contestants still gushing over this guy. He's squirm inducing after about 3 minutes of conversation, and not in a good way. To be fair, whoever they hired to be his physical trainer deserves every penny they got. He's come a long way from his first appearances on the show in that regard. He might want to return William Shatner's rug to the props department though.

 
Gr00vus said:
I've been pretending like you never wrote that the whole time. We all have lapses. What I don't get is the contestants still gushing over this guy. He's squirm inducing after about 3 minutes of conversation, and not in a good way. To be fair, whoever they hired to be his physical trainer deserves every penny they got. He's come a long way from his first appearances on the show in that regard. He might want to return William Shatner's rug to the props department though.
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:goodposting: :lmao:  at all of this.

ETA:  Is his lisp getting much worse, or is that just me?  He's reaching Sylvester the Cat territory.

 
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krista4 said:
If Rachel doesn't "win," chances of her being the first black Bachelor(ette)?  She seems great, forehead issues notwithstanding...

ETA:  Alexis dolphin chick would be the best Bachelorette, though.  Love her.
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0%.  There will never be a black Bachelorette.

 
General Malaise said:
I don't find her all that hot.  The chick who barfed in the plane is much much hotter. Corrine's giant chest freckles will age about as well as Two Buck Chuck and if you judge sexual prowess by dancing ability, she is going to have about as much rythym in the sack as Mike Huckabee.  And she's a pampered selfish shrew...that's seldom a recipe for bedroom fireworks.  She's the kind of girl I'd prefer to see have sex on screen with somebody else than put forth the work it would require before AND after to have sex with me.  
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Corrine's heart is made of gold but her ##### is made of platinum 

 
Gr00vus said:
I've been pretending like you never wrote that the whole time. We all have lapses. What I don't get is the contestants still gushing over this guy. He's squirm inducing after about 3 minutes of conversation, and not in a good way. To be fair, whoever they hired to be his physical trainer deserves every penny they got. He's come a long way from his first appearances on the show in that regard. He might want to return William Shatner's rug to the props department though.
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I've heard people gush  about "well he's in great shape for 36". While this is true, I give him approximately 5% credit for it. Easy to be ripped when you basically don't have a real job anymore (any job that lets you this much time off over the course of 2 years can't be real) and can just focus all your energy on being good looking. I'm 33 and in mediocre shape, but if you gave me 6 months and told me all I had to do was get ripped,(and that I could quit my job and you'd pay for everything)  I'd look like one of those dudes from 300. The hardest part would be laying off the carbs.

 
"I know that you are feeling extra special since this is our FIRST DATE and it's in my hometown.  So let me make this even more special by telling you about this chick I banged about 10' away from where you are laying."

 
Awesome things about tonight's episode...

1) Pretty much everything Raven did

2) Nick's complete inability to pronounce the "ch" sound in "bachelor"

3) The fact that they obviously had his sister play soccer against girls 3 years younger than her so that she could score a goal

And the ultimate...Nick's peaceful, family-friendly mid-western hometown also happens to be the place where those 2 girls stabbed their friend 19 times in honor of Slenderman. I'm guessing they're just hoping nobody brings that up....

I also love the bachelor tradition of having them be serenaded by a musical act that nobody has heard of. 

Corrinne is obviously a cartoon character who clearly isn't actually coming up with the dumb things she is saying, so whatever.

 
Gr00vus said:
I've been pretending like you never wrote that the whole time. We all have lapses. What I don't get is the contestants still gushing over this guy. He's squirm inducing after about 3 minutes of conversation, and not in a good way. To be fair, whoever they hired to be his physical trainer deserves every penny they got. He's come a long way from his first appearances on the show in that regard. He might want to return William Shatner's rug to the props department though.
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:lmao: I just sprayed wine all over my keyboard!

 
Nick can't help but THINK he wants a wife....

But when the man visualizes Corrine sucking the soul from his honker, he knows damn well he don't want no wife. 

He is such a such of a man. Pretty funny. Guy has about 10 seconds of game, and then POOF. He's as smooth as a monk.

 
She's not bad looking but I'm not a huge fan. Seems like a nice girl though. I loved the totally unnecessary description of what she walked in on.

"So I kicked the door open and he was on top of her....I saw thrusting"

I thought nick was going to start giggling like Beavis and butthead

 
Well, Nick is a jackass and Corinne is a crazy, stupid whore, so his decision didn't exactly have me on the edge of my seat. I hope they end up together and crap out a gaggle of stupid kids.

 
CurlyNight said:
Not surprised he picked Corrine and Taylor. Need to keep the tiff going longer.
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HE didn't pick anyone.

Do people really think this entire thing isn't setup by the producers at nearly every turn? I'm guessing the Bachelor gets to pick his 3 or 4 favorites to make deep runs and everything else is set up for him.

Taylor's character is pretty hilarious though. Clearly someone with an advanced degree and 4 months of work experienced is qualified to conduct a full analysis of a complete stranger.

 
TLEF316 said:
HE didn't pick anyone.

Do people really think this entire thing isn't setup by the producers at nearly every turn? I'm guessing the Bachelor gets to pick his 3 or 4 favorites to make deep runs and everything else is set up for him.

Taylor's character is pretty hilarious though. Clearly someone with an advanced degree and 4 months of work experienced is qualified to conduct a full analysis of a complete stranger.
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Oh I know this show is mostly scripted. That's why I don't tune in until it gets down to about a handful left. But I've been into trash tv as of late so..

 
Surprised to see Astrid go :sadbanana:  assuming we see her bod on Paradise?

So crazy the way some girls act when they get booted. These are attractive girls that mostly seem to have something going for them, they will all do just fine out there in the real world. 

 
Kraft... said:
Surprised to see Astrid go :sadbanana:  assuming we see her bod on Paradise?

So crazy the way some girls act when they get booted. These are attractive girls that mostly seem to have something going for them, they will all do just fine out there in the real world. 
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I will never get tired of laughing at these girls when they cry after being eliminated. It really is the best.

Its one thing if you go out in 4th place after tons of 1 on 1 time with the bachelor. (its still silly, because even at that point, you've known him for like 6 weeks, but I can sort of understand it)  But Sarah has said like 10 words to him all season.

"I just....never seem to find love....". You're 25 years old sweetie. I think you'll be ok.

 
Some of these girls are actually smart. Nick is an idiot. He'll end up with one of the dumb chicks like Raven or Corrine.

 
kutta said:
Some of these girls are actually smart. Nick is an idiot. He'll end up with one of the dumb chicks like Raven or Corrine.
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I don't think Raven's dumb, I think she is just from Arkansas. I like how she "accidentally" let it slip that she was in love with Nick. No accident there. She knew exactly what she was saying. Plus, she's Purty, so I like her. Corrine.....Not so much.

I think Nick ends up with Rachel or Danielle L.

 
TLEF316 said:
I will never get tired of laughing at these girls when they cry after being eliminated. It really is the best.

Its one thing if you go out in 4th place after tons of 1 on 1 time with the bachelor. (its still silly, because even at that point, you've known him for like 6 weeks, but I can sort of understand it)  But Sarah has said like 10 words to him all season.

"I just....never seem to find love....". You're 25 years old sweetie.and hot I think you'll be ok.
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