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"The Bachelor" on ABC (2 Viewers)

Which is more likely to happen first with the TV show The Bachelor?

  • Show gets canceled

    Votes: 69 63.9%

  • producers cast a black man as The Bachelor

    Votes: 39 36.1%
  • Total voters
    108
Oh Jesus ####### Christ my BIP gets cut off because of #### for brains potus dip#### speech??? The universe has a sense of humor.

 
McGarnicle said:
I'm no longer self-conscious about talking about my dog too much. :oldunsure:  
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If his talking about his dog is real, and not some sort of Schtick for the show, Ben Z. has to be one of the least self aware people ever. And if it is real, he really doesn't need a girlfriend. His dog appears to be filling that role.

 
dhockster said:
If his talking about his dog is real, and not some sort of Schtick for the show, Ben Z. has to be one of the least self aware people ever. And if it is real, he really doesn't need a girlfriend. His dog appears to be filling that role.
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Plus, most women don't want to hear "WHO'S A GOOD GIRL?!?!?" during oral.

 
Also, Dean is just the perfect example of how good looking people get away with literally everything. Dude just has to sit there and smile and occasionally make an obviously phoney "sweet" comment and he's got the 2 hottest girls on the island fighting over him

 
TLEF316 said:
Also, Dean is just the perfect example of how good looking people get away with literally everything. Dude just has to sit there and smile and occasionally make an obviously phoney "sweet" comment and he's got the 2 hottest girls on the island fighting over him
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Yeah, he's pretty dumb. And a doosh. But they sure dig him.

 
Dean just has the luxury of being pretty.

But if that hideous troll Adam said the right words, he'd have those same 2 girls, w serious abandonment/daddy issues, all over him too.

Dean is just confident enough to go for it, cuz of his looks.

 
Soulfly3 said:
Dean just has the luxury of being pretty.

But if that hideous troll Adam said the right words, he'd have those same 2 girls, w serious abandonment/daddy issues, all over him too.

Dean is just confident enough to go for it, cuz of his looks.
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Pretty much. Its pretty obvious that his only goal is to parlay this whole "being good looking on TV" thing into as much trim as possible (and he should. He's like 24 years old). Guessing he nailed Kristina during the filming break and just wants to keep stringing her along as possible juuuuuust in case D-lo and her 95 IQ doesn't want to give it up.

 
Some of the girls are fairly good looking, you guys sure Kristina and Danielle Lombard are the hottest? Kristina definitely has the beauty.

 
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Fantasysports1 said:
Some of the girls are fairly good looking, you guys sure Kristina and Danielle Lombard are the hottest? Kristina definitely has the beauty. Most of these girls are pretty hot.
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I mean, there's really no dogs out there at this point, but I think the 2 of them are the hottest by a pretty decent margin (especially now that other Danielle is gone). Sarah would be 3rd for me of the ones left.

I know there are some Raven fans here, but her face just seems weird to me.  Amanda is very pretty but I'm fairly confident she's just an awful person. (Leaves 2 little girls for a month plus, brings some dude right into their lives after like 2 weeks of dating, breaks up with him, does it again the following year) Taylor isn't bad looking but nothing special IMO.   None of the rest are ugly but aren't anything to write home about.

 
Out of the ones on the show currently, based on looks I'd rank them Danielle, Sarah, Amanda (though agree don't like her beyond looks), Kristina, Christen, Raven, Alexis, Lacey, Taylor, the other black one, Jasmine. Yes, I'm racist.

 
TLEF316 said:
I mean, there's really no dogs out there at this point, but I think the 2 of them are the hottest by a pretty decent margin (especially now that other Danielle is gone). Sarah would be 3rd for me of the ones left.

I know there are some Raven fans here, but her face just seems weird to me.  Amanda is very pretty but I'm fairly confident she's just an awful person. (Leaves 2 little girls for a month plus, brings some dude right into their lives after like 2 weeks of dating, breaks up with him, does it again the following year) Taylor isn't bad looking but nothing special IMO.   None of the rest are ugly but aren't anything to write home about.
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Raven has horrible skin - lots of shots of her show a ton of acne.  @General Malaise  Killer body, though.

I think Kristina and Danielle are absolutely stunning.  How they are attracted to that sodden-witted lump Dean is a mystery.

 
Am I the only one who thinks Wells is a bit of a jerk with his puppets?  Christen ate scallops with her bare hands!  Why is that shocking?  Why does that deserve to be mocked relentlessly?

 
bcdjr1 said:
Am I the only one who thinks Wells is a bit of a jerk with his puppets?  Christen ate scallops with her bare hands!  Why is that shocking?  Why does that deserve to be mocked relentlessly?
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While I think the Wells puppet bits are hilarious, I do think the show is wrong for making fun of her so much/ airing so much of it. She's probably going to be known as "Scallops" for the rest of her life. 

 
bcdjr1 said:
Am I the only one who thinks Wells is a bit of a jerk with his puppets?  Christen ate scallops with her bare hands!  Why is that shocking?  Why does that deserve to be mocked relentlessly?
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Wells deserves to be mocked relentlessly for the puppets.

 
McGarnicle said:
Yeah, but all I said was #### you, I didn't say all that other stuff :lmao:  dying 
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When multiple guys have apparently told you to shut the #### up, maybe you should.....ya know.....maybe not talk so much

 
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Soulfly3 said:
The puppet thing is absolutely attorcious. Not funny at all.
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I mean, I'm sure the producers are telling him to do it, but yeah, its awful.

Wells seems like one of the dudes that girls find to be HILARIOUS but every dude around him just rolls their eyes.

 
TLEF316 said:
When multiple guys have apparently told you to shut the #### up, maybe you should.....ya know.....maybe not talk so much
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I thought it was amazing when she was telling him that she felt like he was getting emotional about part of what she was saying and not listening to the rest of what she was saying. I guess she didn't notice that she got so emotional that he said that one thing that she didn't notice him apologizing and saying that he didn't really mean anything by it until she'd had a day or so to milk it and demand he apologize. 

 
I loved Daniel telling that one chick that she was the leftovers at 2 AM in the club juxtaposed with voice overs of her saying how into him she was.  Thank you producers.

 
A guy I've never heard of is the new bachelor. Arie Luyendyk from Emily Maynard's season. I don't usually watch much of the Bachelorette seasons, so if the guy hasn't been on BIP or Bachelor Pad then I won't know him. Peter must have turned them down, and it was slim pickings after that. Wells was even getting some hype.

 
Shrugs said:
A guy I've never heard of is the new bachelor. Arie Luyendyk from Emily Maynard's season. I don't usually watch much of the Bachelorette seasons, so if the guy hasn't been on BIP or Bachelor Pad then I won't know him. Peter must have turned them down, and it was slim pickings after that. Wells was even getting some hype.
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He's the son (a Jr.) of a famous race car driver. 

 
Shrugs said:
At least Dean realized his mistake and went back to bang Danielle after the filming.
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you could totally see the wheels spinning in his head during that conversation,

"We can't LEAVE paradise together..... ;) "

Translation: Kristina will never take me back if I bang you in a fancy hotel room on national TV. But if we #### in the airport Hilton before our flights take off and you keep your mouth shut about it, things might work out for me.

I love Daniel as the voice of reason. ("you cant be my girlfriend after we just like...hung out out for 5 days")

Robbie has to be the biggest tool I've ever seen. I hate everything about the guy.

 
I flipped back and forth and watched during football commercials.

Some insanely hot women this year, like always. I love how 36 is all of a sudden "the perfect age" for these women. I do wonder just how undesirable a dude they could make the bachelor and still have the women swooning. (not that 36 is old or that he's a bad looking guy or anything)

To me, the best schtick on the show is how they keep ending the first "night" later and later every year. A few years ago, the losers were spilling out the door and it was still dark out. Then they started transitioning to just after sunrise. Now it looks like they're keeping them until noon, which makes it even more hilarious that they're out there crying over some dude they talked to for 6 minutes.

 
Aerial Assault said:
Oh, come on.  NO ONE WATCHED????  :shock:
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:bag:

Not sure how much of the rest of the series I'll watch, but the first episode where all the women are arriving is always fun.

It didn't take long to see that Chelsea was going to get the villain edit.

The Nanny reminds me of a young Suzanne Pleshette.  :wub:

 
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