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Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
Are you drunk again?
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
Are you drunk again?
Again? How about "still"?
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
Are you drunk again?
Is it possible to differentiate?
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
I suck at math. I'll just wait for the ultrasound.
Screw you!I figure since your 34 your wife is probably around your age, right?I figure you conceived in December, here is what she would be having if her age + 1 is:30 Boy31 Girl32 Boy33 Girl34 Girl35 boy36 Girl37 boy38 GirlAnd if by the off chance she is only 15, like a presume...its a Girl.
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
I suck at math. I'll just wait for the ultrasound.
Screw you!I figure since your 34 your wife is probably around your age, right?I figure you conceived in December, here is what she would be having if her age + 1 is:30 Boy31 Girl32 Boy33 Girl34 Girl35 boy36 Girl37 boy38 GirlAnd if by the off chance she is only 15, like a presume...its a Girl.
Try, 28+1 = 29, concieving tonight.
 
I'm uncomfortable with the whole "when did the verbals conceive" angle.
I had to endure this conversation between my wife and mother.Mrs. S: "Oh, we know exactly when it happened. It was our anniversary."Mama S: "Awe, that's so nice. What did you do?"Bob: "STOP!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!"
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
I suck at math. I'll just wait for the ultrasound.
Screw you!I figure since your 34 your wife is probably around your age, right?I figure you conceived in December, here is what she would be having if her age + 1 is:30 Boy31 Girl32 Boy33 Girl34 Girl35 boy36 Girl37 boy38 GirlAnd if by the off chance she is only 15, like a presume...its a Girl.
Try, 28+1 = 29, concieving tonight.
Congratulations! Its going to be a girl.
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
I suck at math. I'll just wait for the ultrasound.
Screw you!I figure since your 34 your wife is probably around your age, right?I figure you conceived in December, here is what she would be having if her age + 1 is:30 Boy31 Girl32 Boy33 Girl34 Girl35 boy36 Girl37 boy38 GirlAnd if by the off chance she is only 15, like a presume...its a Girl.
Try, 28+1 = 29, concieving tonight.
Congratulations! Its going to be a girl.
####. :rolleyes: How long do I have to wait for a boy?
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
I suck at math. I'll just wait for the ultrasound.
Screw you!I figure since your 34 your wife is probably around your age, right?I figure you conceived in December, here is what she would be having if her age + 1 is:30 Boy31 Girl32 Boy33 Girl34 Girl35 boy36 Girl37 boy38 GirlAnd if by the off chance she is only 15, like a presume...its a Girl.
Try, 28+1 = 29, concieving tonight.
Congratulations! Its going to be a girl.
This is also bull####, BTW. I was supposed to have a boy. bigredX
 
Vebal< There are like 5 people at my work, and we were predicting the sex of our children based on the Chinese Birth Calendar. I will predict the sex of your baby with 100% accuracy.What is your wifes age+1 year? According to the Chinese calendar the day you are born you are one year old.When did you conceive? Did you say it was November or December?
I suck at math. I'll just wait for the ultrasound.
Screw you!I figure since your 34 your wife is probably around your age, right?I figure you conceived in December, here is what she would be having if her age + 1 is:30 Boy31 Girl32 Boy33 Girl34 Girl35 boy36 Girl37 boy38 GirlAnd if by the off chance she is only 15, like a presume...its a Girl.
Try, 28+1 = 29, concieving tonight.
Congratulations! Its going to be a girl.
####. :thumbup: How long do I have to wait for a boy?
February.
 
so bummed i missed this...
You would have loved it. Foo Fighters all night long.
Foo Fighters, text messages, password changes....the whole shebang baby!!
I'm still waiting for that thread. ifriends, poker, break-ups, pink iphones. It has it all baby!
The Scotty Nguyen alias was there?
better. Or worse. Depends on how you look at it.
 
:banned: :unsure: :unsure:

I need to visit the FFA again more often. Great time last weekend, and special thanks to Wampus for setting it all up. Did you all finish that bottle of Maker's Mark?

 
BigJohn said:
cheese said:
Bonzai said:
So, who won this year?
Wampus won, Verbal got 2nd. The rest of us sucked.I'm impatiently waiting on an invite for the wrap-up party as well.
We figured this way, he can't complain when we raid his basement again.
:P Any word on whether Trogg is allowed back on the premises yet? :thumbup:
 
BigJohn said:
cheese said:
Bonzai said:
So, who won this year?
Wampus won, Verbal got 2nd. The rest of us sucked.I'm impatiently waiting on an invite for the wrap-up party as well.
We figured this way, he can't complain when we raid his basement again.
:thumbdown: Any word on whether Trogg is allowed back on the premises yet? :popcorn:
He's allowed. The Maker's supply is off-limits, though.Wrap-up party is coming, though. Just trying to find the best night.
 
Homer J Simpson said:
I'll be there in spirit. :wub:
What's your problem?
You want a list?
How about we start at why you can't drive 2 hours to see your good buddy shuke.
I'm in Youngstown now...a bit further up the road. And while you're definitely a 2-hour-drive buddy, you're not quite at the 5-hour-drive level.Sorry. Keep working on it though. Send me a small Asian girl and you'll be really really close. :thumbup:
 
Homer J Simpson said:
I'll be there in spirit. :lmao:
What's your problem?
You want a list?
How about we start at why you can't drive 2 hours to see your good buddy shuke.
I'm in Youngstown now...a bit further up the road. And while you're definitely a 2-hour-drive buddy, you're not quite at the 5-hour-drive level.Sorry. Keep working on it though. Send me a small Asian girl and you'll be really really close. :goodposting:
If I told you Shuke would dress up like a 14 year old asain girl, would that make any difference?
 
Homer J Simpson said:
I'll be there in spirit. :lmao:
What's your problem?
You want a list?
How about we start at why you can't drive 2 hours to see your good buddy shuke.
I'm in Youngstown now...a bit further up the road. And while you're definitely a 2-hour-drive buddy, you're not quite at the 5-hour-drive level.Sorry. Keep working on it though. Send me a small Asian girl and you'll be really really close. :wall:
If I told you Shuke would dress up like a 14 year old asain girl, would that make any difference?
wtf
 
Homer J Simpson said:
I'll be there in spirit. :mellow:
What's your problem?
You want a list?
How about we start at why you can't drive 2 hours to see your good buddy shuke.
I'm in Youngstown now...a bit further up the road. And while you're definitely a 2-hour-drive buddy, you're not quite at the 5-hour-drive level.Sorry. Keep working on it though. Send me a small Asian girl and you'll be really really close. :bow:
If I told you Shuke would dress up like a 14 year old asain girl, would that make any difference?
wtf
Tell me you've never done it before...
 
Homer J Simpson said:
I'll be there in spirit. :yes:
What's your problem?
You want a list?
How about we start at why you can't drive 2 hours to see your good buddy shuke.
I'm in Youngstown now...a bit further up the road. And while you're definitely a 2-hour-drive buddy, you're not quite at the 5-hour-drive level.Sorry. Keep working on it though. Send me a small Asian girl and you'll be really really close. ;)
If I told you Shuke would dress up like a 14 year old asain girl, would that make any difference?
wtf
Tell me you've never done it before...
He was undefeated in the Sumo under 16 girls bracket for 3 years running.
 

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