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The Hair Down There (1 Viewer)

:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
Especially the older guys. After shaving a wrinkled old face it should be easy to move on to a shriveled sack

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
Especially the older guys. After shaving a wrinkled old face it should be easy to move on to a shriveled sack
I pull my sack until the skin is stretched out...

makes for a silky smooth glide

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
Especially the older guys. After shaving a wrinkled old face it should be easy to move on to a shriveled sack
I pull my sack until the skin is stretched out...

makes for a silky smooth glide
Be careful dude. You are a young man. You dont want to stretch too much and start dipping in the toilet too soon

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
Especially the older guys. After shaving a wrinkled old face it should be easy to move on to a shriveled sack
I pull my sack until the skin is stretched out...

makes for a silky smooth glide
Be careful dude. You are a young man. You dont want to stretch too much and start dipping in the toilet too soon
My dad came over my house last week amd this was the conversation:

(Dad exits bathroom)

Dad: "hey uhhhhh....is the water level high in your toilets or something?"

Me: "No...why??? Oh wait i know why hahahaha!!!"

Dad: " :kicksrock: "

 
This may sound weird but... When i was young i had super hanging balls. As i get older the firmer they get.

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
Especially the older guys. After shaving a wrinkled old face it should be easy to move on to a shriveled sack
I pull my sack until the skin is stretched out...

makes for a silky smooth glide
Exactly, never once had a bag nick using this method.

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
Especially the older guys. After shaving a wrinkled old face it should be easy to move on to a shriveled sack
I pull my sack until the skin is stretched out...

makes for a silky smooth glide
Exactly, never once had a bag nick using this method.
Liar

 
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I've decided to keep things the way they are. Why start something new when wifey doesn't seem to mind the current conditions? Plus I hear there's a movement afoot to resurrect the bush anyway.

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
when I am shaving my face I am looking directly into a mirror, I can see everything without tugging and contorting my body, isn't the same down there. Why risk even a nick when my goal is to just minimize the jungle as much as possible so blow jibbers are always still in play?
 
I trim with protected clippers. No way I'm risking a razor cut unless she looks like Scarlett and demands it. Plus, who needs blow jobs when you've got. #######. #####. right. there.

 
I've tried to use clippers on the sack and have managed to cut myself with a bite of the clippers. Used a razor ever since. So much easier. Shave the twig n berries in the shower whenever I start to look like a chewbacca down there.

 
:lol: at those saying they use clippers and dont trust a razor. We arent talking about swinging a free razor blade across your junk, a Gillette, Shick, etc aint gonna chop your #### off. Ive nicked my sack on occasion, but if you can shave your face with a razor without cutting your face up on a daily basis, you can do the same with your junk.
when I am shaving my face I am looking directly into a mirror, I can see everything without tugging and contorting my body, isn't the same down there. Why risk even a nick when my goal is to just minimize the jungle as much as possible so blow jibbers are always still in play?
I honestly cant remember the last time I noticed that I nicked my dong or sack, been probably a year. You arent risking much using a razor downstairs. We arent in the days of 1 blade BIC's anymore. Now those, I wouldnt trust on my ####.

 
I've tried to use clippers on the sack and have managed to cut myself with a bite of the clippers. Used a razor ever since. So much easier. Shave the twig n berries in the shower whenever I start to look like a chewbacca down there.
This. I mostly use an electric trimmer for my face instead of a razor. I use a razor, but do most with the electric. Tried the electric once on my junk and it looked like a zipper was nibbling on my sack for awhile. Worst bleeding Ive ever had down there.

Your typical razor these days? Basically no problems.

 
I am aging in reverse.

I am 44- I am starting to bald down there and the hair on my scalp is growing like a weed.

I have obviously discovered the cure for aging because I look younger and bigger....

 
I've decided to keep things the way they are. Why start something new when wifey doesn't seem to mind the current conditions? Plus I hear there's a movement afoot to resurrect the bush anyway.
If you've never shaved your balls, I can only recommend that you do not start. You will not be able to stop.

 
Just speaking from personal experience but once you shave you are likely gonna want to keep it that way, just feels better during sex.

Downside is when it grows in and you haven't shaved, oh the itching in the underwear at just the wrong time during a company meeting while you are doing a powerpoint presentation.

 
Kenny Powers said:
top dog said:
I've tried to use clippers on the sack and have managed to cut myself with a bite of the clippers. Used a razor ever since. So much easier. Shave the twig n berries in the shower whenever I start to look like a chewbacca down there.
This. I mostly use an electric trimmer for my face instead of a razor. I use a razor, but do most with the electric. Tried the electric once on my junk and it looked like a zipper was nibbling on my sack for awhile.Worst bleeding Ive ever had down there..
:lmao:
 
This thread reminded me of a show on TV last night. TLC was playing "The Man With the 130 lb Scrotum." Got so creeped out after 5 minutes I had to change the channel. Shaving that junk would be an all day job.

 
This thread reminded me of a show on TV last night. TLC was playing "The Man With the 130 lb Scrotum." Got so creeped out after 5 minutes I had to change the channel. Shaving that junk would be an all day job.
Elephantitis?

 

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