The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)

[Arizona Ron]

Well done 

 

[Shaft41]

The Colonel just did in 12 hours what it takes me a year to accomplish.  

 

[Yankee23Fan]

And, coincidentally, at about the same time Chark from LSU ran the 4.34 40,  

See, this is the kind of realism that any good story needs to keep the reader attached to the main characters.  I commend you sir.

Nice day at the plate.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Did she use the bathroom between any of these?  

Because UTI's are no good for date #3.

I left out the less than glamorous parts. You're welcome. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

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Sorry, didn't have time for a livestream. 

Congratulations, your post has been added to the thread index! I cackled at the ski poles. Nice touch. Well done,sir. 

 

[jvdesigns2002]

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Omfg---sooo amazing!!!  I actually spit my coffee out of laughter when the bird  went up the stairs step by step. Lmao. Awesome work overall. 

 

[Keerock]

What am I missing with significance of the birds?

 

[AcerFC]

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Sorry, didn't have time for a livestream. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Pizza and beer on the first night and you house most of the pizza? 

Do you think she wanted “lactose farts and chill”???

???

Never had an issue and I consume large quantities of pizza on the regular.   As for delivery, we just wanted to go have a couple drinks with our dinner. There was one other place that was an option. She didn't want to choose, and the place we went to had been recommended to me as a good date spot by a friend, so I made the call. 

 

[belljr]

they always say "we do more before 9AM, then most due in a day or something like that"

 

[Kanil]

Bravo, Colonel.  Bravo.

 

[Brony]

Well that sounds like an OK Saturday night.  Now imagine how good it would've been if you banged her that first night.  

- FFA iReal Man 

 

[beercat]

Never had an issue and I consume large quantities of pizza on the regular.   As for delivery, we just wanted to go have a couple drinks with our dinner to extend the first at bat from one pitch to a three pitch at bat. There was one other place that was an option. She didn't want to choose, and the place we went to had been recommended to me as a good date spot by a friend, so I made the call. 

 

[Zegras11]

Are we all invited to the wedding?

 

[Bull Dozier]

Are we all invited to the wedding?

Probably not the d-bags that keep calling him a beta.  Just guessing those don't make the first cut.  Will have to wait and get official confirmation on the rest of us.

 

[lumpy19]

Need a Kate update

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Probably not the d-bags that keep calling him a beta.  Just guessing those don't make the first cut.  Will have to wait and get official confirmation on the rest of us.

I don't mind alpha male bull####. I ignore it unless it gets too personal, because I realize that's all they've got to lean on. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Need a Kate update

I haven't forgotten the other fork to this story. Will tell what i can of that soon. I will say that the situation is, as of right now, unresolved and still developing. 

 

[Bacon is Delicious]

I don't mind alpha male bull####. I ignore it unless it gets too personal, because I realize that's all they've got to lean on. 

You should neg her then try a double-upside kino and pivot to a sarge.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Victoria Justice is 5-5

So is Demi Moore

So is Joan Jett

So is Lena Headey

So is Yasmin Bleeth

I've given you some options (please say Yasmin, please say Yasmin)

The Bleethal weapon. 

 

[gianmarco]

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Sorry, didn't have time for a livestream. 

The creative genius in these parts is astounding.  There's so much amazing in that video.



ETA -- The FFA party next door was genius, especially with the AZ Ron pigeon.  Love the baseball game on the game console.  However, you should have definitely made the Stacy pigeon much shorter, so I give it a 4/10 on execution.

 

[rascal]

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Holy freaking crap is this awesome.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

JESSEP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gawain]

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Biz pigeon is killing me

 

[Evilgrin 72]

I salute the Colonel.  Job well done, my friend.  I couldn't go 6 times in 12 hours if my life depended on it these days, you have my undying respect and admiration !

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I salute the Colonel.  Job well done, my friend.  I couldn't go 6 times in 12 hours if my life depended on it these days, you have my undying respect and admiration !

 

 

[arrow1]

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I love this place 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Stacy's boss probably just sent her home fearing she'd contracted adult-onset Rickets.  Ironically, this disease is often caused by a LACK of vitamin D.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I salute the Colonel.  Job well done, my friend.  I couldn't go 6 times in 12 hours if my life depended on it these days, you have my undying respect and admiration !

The gates to that spillway have been closed for some time, allowing the reservoir to fill to dangerous proportions.  The levels had to be drawn down or the dam may have burst having horrible and catastrophic consequences for those in the flood plane.

 

[shadyridr]

I salute the Colonel.  Job well done, my friend.  I couldn't go 6 times in 12 hours if my life depended on it these days, you have my undying respect and admiration !

Yeah me neither

 

[Dickies]

The creative genius in these parts is astounding.  There's so much amazing in that video.



ETA -- The FFA party next door was genius, especially with the AZ Ron pigeon.  Love the baseball game on the game console.  However, you should have definitely made the Stacy pigeon much shorter, so I give it a 4/10 on execution.

 

[hagmania]

Wait.................... the Mickey pigeon from the FFA group - was that me?

 

[Zegras11]

I salute the Colonel.  Job well done, my friend.  I couldn't go 6 times in 12 hours if my life depended on it these days, you have my undying respect and admiration !

pent up hugging

 

[Tom Servo]

By the way, @pantherclub

 because you are OUT OF HERE!!!

:umpireraisesarm: 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Stacy's boss probably just sent her home fearing she'd contracted adult-onset Rickets.  Ironically, this disease is often caused by a LACK of vitamin D.

 what if I told you she was her own boss?  but yeah, she has been adequately fortified with D, for now   

 

[Shaft41]

I salute the Colonel.  Job well done, my friend.  I couldn't go 6 times in 12 hours if my life depended on it these days, you have my undying respect and admiration !

Seriously.  After the second batter the manager would be making his way out of the dugout, signaling for the left-hander.  

 

[JuniorGong]

Did you wrap it every time?

 

[hagmania]

However, you should have definitely made the Stacy pigeon much shorter, so I give it a 4/10 on execution.

The Zephyrs jersey has to net me 4.5 surely

 

[gianmarco]

The Zephyrs jersey has to net me 4.5 surely

OH ####!!.  I missed that.  That's top-elite-tier.  Back to 9.5.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I salute the Colonel.  Job well done, my friend.  I couldn't go 6 times in 12 hours if my life depended on it these days, you have my undying respect and admiration !

me either   

kudos colonel!

 

[Kanil]

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Oh god... the ski poles under the bed. 

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Did you wrap it every time?

No comment. But walls may have been soaked.  

 

[dhockster]

Colonel, 6 times in 12 hours.....Awesome job.

The telling of the story.......Great job.

Hagmania, the recap of the telling of the story.....Friggin' hilarious.

 

[Galileo]

  I haven't performed like that in 25 years...  :(

 

[Galileo]

No comment. But walls may have been soaked.  

Rest of the story in a couple months...

 

[Bacon is Delicious]

No comment. But walls may have been soaked.  

 

 

[Galileo]

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Wow...only criticism is that you left out the pizza, but top notch work. 

 

[Tom Hagen]

No comment. But walls may have been soaked.  

Deep down in places we don't talk about at parties, we want you soaking those walls. We need you soaking those walls.

 

[gianmarco]

  I haven't performed like that in 25 years...  :(

Me either.  In total, that is.

 

[General Malaise]

Man, I should get another divorce.