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The Hug Life Chronicles: :( (2 Viewers)

Nathan R. Jessep said:
She stops for a second, and pulls back and says "hm" and sideeyes me. I say "what is it??" thinking that something is wrong, or that she heard something.  She looks me directly in the eyes and says "I want to #### you." :chills:

Now, fellas... You remember the scene in the old Incredible Hulk tv series when he was about to transform, it would flash to the cut scene where it showed the adrenaline or whatever flowing through his veins? That's pretty much what took place in my body at that very moment. My heart was pounding and I damn near busted my zipper.  I take a breath and think about this for a few seconds and have to make a quick decision. I say "Mmmm I want you too. But not like this. And not right here"  as I continue kissing her. 
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Whether you agree or disagree with him, our good colonel has principle and he stands by those principles. 

With that said

 
Worm said:
It's a lot of ####### work.
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Tell me about it.  I have been single for 3-weeks now (live in LA with an insane number of beautiful honeys).  Within that 3-weeks I have two solid f-buddies that could become more and two additional gals that I am seeing in between (all between 33-40).  Two lawyers, an accountant and a airline stewardess.  Unfortunately I am averaging four "dates' a week.  Very time consuming.   

 
Can we start a campaign to send Ron down to help train the Colonel ?

I'm with the majority here, hope this works out but can't see the negative of giving the lady what she wants. I mean it didn't sound like she was sloppy drunk, just buzzed enough to probably ask for what she wanted right then.

Guess Chris Jansen wrote this tune about our hero https://youtu.be/CodZnwdoRK8

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
:lmao:

Just to be clear, I'm not saying anyone shouldn't be a "nice guy."  Just that when a woman says "#### me" or "I want to #### you," that's what she wants.  She's not looking for a chivalrous knight in shining armor at that moment, she's looking for a good old fashioned, down home, country-style ####in'.  I've found that giving women what they expressly ask for/want rarely blows up in your face.  And in these rare and magical moments where fate intervenes and her interests are bizarrely aligned with yours?  Do not look that gift horse in the mouth.  Drop trou and lay the smack down.  Everybody wins.  She wins, you win, and this board wins when you tell the story afterwards.
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Plus, many women take this “no” as a rejection of their womanly charms and don’t take said rejection lightly. 

You often then don’t get the opportunity to explain the “no” or get a second offer. 

 
Evilgrin 72 said:
The flip side of this coin is....

If SHE doesn't see herself dating YOU, you've just whiffed on the one pitch you're going to see in the strike zone.  Grab the Pat Swilling souvenir cup.

If she DOES see herself dating you, dropping the hammer here isn't going dissuade her from doing so.  Unless, as NRJ intimated, you're afraid of reaching into the Fruit of the Looms and pulling out some overcooked asparagus.  If you can bring the noise, you're not going to damage your long-term prospects by giving her what she wants. 
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Overcooked asparagus is preferred 4:1 by the ladies over ambiguously gay green grapes guy. 

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
:lol: I definitely didn't say it like that. I was sure to let her know that this was not a rejection, it was a rescheduling. She knew. 
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Back in the olden times, my then gf, now wife, we had been dating for a few months and i had been very slow in trying to bed her.   we went on a date and got back to her house one thing leads to another and we're at the base of the stairs in her house grinding and making out.  She grabs my hand takes me up the stairs to her room, opens the door and voila...her 10 yr old sister is asleep in her bed.

she marches over, grabs the 10 yr old sister, picks her up, hauls her out of bed, takes her into the next bedroom over, drops her on the bed all while little 10 yr old sister is yelling at her.   meanwhile dads room is one room over, i'm pretty sure he woke up by now.   

she comes back, grabs me yanks me into the room, slams the door and hauls me over to the now empty bed.    Things happen.  While things are happening her bed is like 50 yrs old and rusty, and has one of those heavy metal head boards that's kind of floppy and likes to sway back and forth slamming into the wall repeatedly.    I'm sure dad had a nice visual based on the noises coming out of his daughters room that night.

 
I wonder how many times this chick has said, "I want you to #### me" and not get ####.  Hot chicks don't handle rejection well.  She might have been fine while she's drinking but I really think she's stewing over it.  Flat out rejected - no other way for her to see it.

 
Nathan jessup never struck me as a nine finger sally scared to pull the trigger.  Time for a name change.

 
msudaisy26 said:
I didn't use those words, but it was after our 3rd or 4th date and we went out and had a few drinks.  I get buzzed after a tall beer or full glass of wine. I think I had about 3 beers that night and a shot. 

So after we headed back to his place, I  was a lot more aggressive than I normally am. He stopped me because I was drunk and here we are 15 years later. 
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I can only imagine what fascinating (and sometimes concerning) insights you have to the male psyche via this board.

 
Nathan R. Jessep said:
She stops for a second, and pulls back and says "hm" and sideeyes me. I say "what is it??" thinking that something is wrong, or that she heard something.  She looks me directly in the eyes and says "I want to #### you." :chills:

Now, fellas... You remember the scene in the old Incredible Hulk tv series when he was about to transform, it would flash to the cut scene where it showed the adrenaline or whatever flowing through his veins? That's pretty much what took place in my body at that very moment. My heart was pounding and I damn near busted my zipper.  I take a breath and think about this for a few seconds and have to make a quick decision. I say "Mmmm I want you too. But not like this. And not right here"  as I continue kissing her. 
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First of all, that gives me chills too. I can virtually hear her and Stacy's mom actually saying that.

Secondly, when you started describing the Hulk, I was completely on board and thought it was going to be epic how you completely raged on that #####.

But then the italics happened and you can't take that back. If this was a Choose Your Own Adventure, I can say with absolute certainty that I wasn't turning to the page you turned to. Now, I might have turned to the page where I end up in a bathtub missing my right kidney, but I'm ok with that.

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
I was fully prepared to say "I called it" about random guy.  What happened to him?  Did he show up eventually?  Are you sure he's ok?  What if he got hit in the head and now has amnesia?  I kind of feel sorry for that guy walking around the city aimlessly not knowing who he is or how he got there.
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Yeah, what happened to Dufresnes? Nobody seems to give a ####. Who can #### at a time like this?

 
First the hugging story thread and now this one.  Coming after AzRon finished his epic story.

It's like our own True Detective universe.  AzRon was season 1.  The hugging was Season 2, blue balls in your heart and all, and now NJR is jumping HBO on season 3.

I can't wait for the twist where AzRon and NJR are actually long lost twin brothers separated at birth, living life differently.  Until they meet in some orgy somewhere full of spouses, hugs and some guy watching in the corner named Mike.

 
I'm glad pantherclub made it to the party. Now hopefully money.never.sleeps is able to join the shenanigans as well, then we are at full steam ahead. 

Go get em Colonial!

 
I'm married and out of the game forever, but if a non-horse faced woman says "I want to #### you.", for the love of Christ please give her what she wants next time?  If you fail and come too quickly, then you make her laugh and start setting her up for a second round.  If not, oh well, you got the feeling of a warm apple pie to fap to for a few weeks.  

I've been trying to think of a scenario where a hot woman says, "I want to #### you", and you just met her that night, SHOULDN'T result in you answering the call like a good soldier.  It's tough.  No protection?  Perhaps.  You fell in love already and want to show her respect?  Get over this, immediately.  She wants it.  She needs it.  Who are you to keep that from her?That is downright disrespectful.  If I've learned anything in my years its that regret is the worst feeling. The. Worst.  To know where you could have been, and to only be denied by yourself.  Yuck.

That request made by her has been made of me at times in my life as well.  It gave me chills everytime also and I never declined.  I may have performed poorly, because anyone that says that to me will have my engine in the red too quickly anyway, but I answered the freakin' call.  This story should have been shared AFTER the second night out with this young lady.  Then the deal is sealed and we get a real climax, not this slap in the face.  A lot of us are married dudes who NEED to live vicariously through your stories... Heck, that's what I skim for as I scan down the topic lists in the FFA forum.  THEN I click on the other stuff if it interests me.  To let us down like this is almost inexcusable, and a tease in the same realm as if she had said "I want to #### you" and then cancelled on you mid insertion.  For shame NRJ!  Come hard or don't come at all!  ;)

I think you are primed for a second encounter.  You're a good storyteller!  Let's make the next one a stone-cold lead-pipe lock and give this poor woman what she wants.  Again, who are YOU to deny this poor woman?  

 
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Arizona Ron said:
Also, why were you concerned about anyone walking in while having sex?  Neither of you were dating the other people, right?
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:goodposting:  

it’s not like you’re getting caught playing tugboat to Magic Mike 2 : More Magicial with a Costco sized handle of Aveeno at port and a half eaten Lean pocket at starboard. 

They walk in, you ignore them. They say “oh ####” and leave immediately. 

Or they’re my buddies, and they walk in smack me on the ### yelling “attaboy!” Then go make a sandwich in the adjacent kitchen. 

Eitherway, you’re still acorns deep in an 8.5. 

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Been married for 14 years, no random twatlawns in Topeka, you don't forget the not so hot ones either.  When a woman says, I want to #### you.  You man up and take one for the team, wildebeest be damned. :pickle:  
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I had a shot at a wildebeest and passed it up. Dumping my libido into an Eddie Murray souvenir cup was the better option, trust me. 

 
Arizona Ron said:
I wonder how many times this chick has said, "I want you to #### me" and not get ####.  Hot chicks don't handle rejection well.  She might have been fine while she's drinking but I really think she's stewing over it.  Flat out rejected - no other way for her to see it.
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Exactly right. 

“This guy didn’t want ME????  The hell with you, dude.”

 
You had the perfect excuse to do the deed and blow your load in 10 seconds because “other guy” was on his way and you had to hurry. That’s like the perfect situation that you let slip away. 

 
gianmarco said:
First of all, that gives me chills too. I can virtually hear her and Stacy's mom actually saying that.

Secondly, when you started describing the Hulk, I was completely on board and thought it was going to be epic how you completely raged on that #####.

But then the italics happened and you can't take that back. If this was a Choose Your Own Adventure, I can say with absolute certainty that I wasn't turning to the page you turned to. Now, I might have turned to the page where I end up in a bathtub missing my right kidney, but I'm ok with that.
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I did this *once*, when I was about 20, because of the small chance her parents would walk in. And as it turned out, stuff happened, and I never got a second chance. I never made that mistake again. Oh, and they wouldn't have walked in - they never even came home that night. We could have used every room, and at 20, that was a real possibility. 

Here I am, 51 years old, happily married, and I'm still mad at myself about it, despite spending the rest of my 20's making up for it. 

 
Who hasn't been having a one night stand in someone else's apartment, on the floor, when roommates walked in.... I mean COME ON

 
WhatDoIKnow said:
I, for one, think the Colonel made the right call.  I've done the same thing a few times.  Most recently just a couple of weeks ago.

But I suck at this game.  You should always do the opposite of what I would do.
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And how did that work out for you ?  It's been a couple weeks did you get back on the field ?

 
Spike said:
Exactly right. 

“This guy didn’t want ME????  The hell with you, dude.”
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 In her alcohol induced stupor, she was about to do the deed with Tom Cruise. When she sobers up next to Tom Arnold, the request for coital relations will be replaced with her simply saying “#### me!!!”  :doh:

 
Man, do you guys put this much thought and effort into your own lives as you do with Nathan here?  Good grief, just sit back and enjoy the show.  No need to arm-chair QB this thing, the guy got the waiving for home sign, decided to hold up at 3rd, brought a hot 8.5 chick to O-town while on base and did so at 6:30am after knowing this gal all of, what, 9 hours?  

Shut up with your "THIS IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONES" and just keep hitting F5.

 
General Malaise said:
Man, do you guys put this much thought and effort into your own lives as you do with Nathan here?  Good grief, just sit back and enjoy the show.  No need to arm-chair QB this thing, the guy got the waiving for home sign, decided to hold up at 3rd, brought a hot 8.5 chick to O-town while on base and did so at 6:30am after knowing this gal all of, what, 9 hours?  

Shut up with your "THIS IS WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONES" and just keep hitting F5.
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Say it louder for @pantherclub sitting in the peanut gallery.

 
I just skipped from the update, to EG's comments, to here - I basically avoided the nonsense in between.

Colonel, can you catch us up to real time?

 
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