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Yes, you guys are funny, that made me laugh too. Thanks for that, I could use it, I'm still in the everything sucks phase, not in the everything is great and wonderful cause I'm on my own and don't have to deal with all this bad stuff gloriousness that I'm looking forward to. So anything you can do to make me laugh right now is much appreciated!

 
Seatown Mofos said:
Yes, you guys are funny, that made me laugh too. Thanks for that, I could use it, I'm still in the everything sucks phase, not in the everything is great and wonderful cause I'm on my own and don't have to deal with all this bad stuff gloriousness that I'm looking forward to. So anything you can do to make me laugh right now is much appreciated!
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What kind of physical shape are you in?  The single biggest factor for boning hot strange is what shape you are in.  Followed by your career.  Then booze.  Win!

 
I have a good career, do pretty good for myself, but will be paying child support for a few years so that will hinder things a little bit, but I'll be fine there eventually. I like the booze, and like chicks that like the booze. And yeah, I could stand to lose about 20 pounds. I'm not in horrible shape, but I've been in much better. Athletic in high school, kept working out and stayed in good shape throughout my 20's. Soon to be ex is a great cook and also hated working out so making time to go to the gym has been tough and as such I gained a few pounds. Rocking what the kids call the dad bod. But underneath that is still a pretty good foundation of muscle from the occasional gym trips. I just have to get more consistent, which I will now that I'll have a lot more free time.

 
Seatown Mofos said:
I have a good career, do pretty good for myself, but will be paying child support for a few years so that will hinder things a little bit, but I'll be fine there eventually. I like the booze, and like chicks that like the booze. And yeah, I could stand to lose about 20 pounds. I'm not in horrible shape, but I've been in much better. Athletic in high school, kept working out and stayed in good shape throughout my 20's. Soon to be ex is a great cook and also hated working out so making time to go to the gym has been tough and as such I gained a few pounds. Rocking what the kids call the dad bod. But underneath that is still a pretty good foundation of muscle from the occasional gym trips. I just have to get more consistent, which I will now that I'll have a lot more free time.
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Good luck. Keep your head up.

 
Seatown Mofos said:
Yes, you guys are funny, that made me laugh too. Thanks for that, I could use it, I'm still in the everything sucks phase, not in the everything is great and wonderful cause I'm on my own and don't have to deal with all this bad stuff gloriousness that I'm looking forward to. So anything you can do to make me laugh right now is much appreciated!
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You will feel much better after that first piece of new trim.

 
Seatown Mofos said:
Yes, you guys are funny, that made me laugh too. Thanks for that, I could use it, I'm still in the everything sucks phase, not in the everything is great and wonderful cause I'm on my own and don't have to deal with all this bad stuff gloriousness that I'm looking forward to. So anything you can do to make me laugh right now is much appreciated!
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Not sure how old you are, but it's been my experience that 40 something year old divorced women are hornier than a three peckered goat.  Also, as soon as the local ones run out, the dating apps are awesome.  Keep your head up, and get some strange.  You'll feel much better.  

 
Turning 40 later this year. Whoa, that's weird to type that out. Happy birthday to me! Best birthday present ever.

Anyways, it will be a while before I try to dip my toes back in the pool. I still have a lot to do before I'll be ready for that. We're selling our house and I'm getting my own place, so once I'm set up there then I'll get back out there. Age doesn't matter much to me, whether they are in their 20s or 40s, as long as they want to get down, that's all I'll care about.

 
Seatown Mofos said:
Turning 40 later this year. Whoa, that's weird to type that out. Happy birthday to me! Best birthday present ever.

Anyways, it will be a while before I try to dip my toes back in the pool. I still have a lot to do before I'll be ready for that. We're selling our house and I'm getting my own place, so once I'm set up there then I'll get back out there. Age doesn't matter much to me, whether they are in their 20s or 40s, as long as they want to get down, that's all I'll care about.
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