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The "Making Whoopie" Playlist (1 Viewer)

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So the wife and I were about to have a little afternoon delight when I killed the mood with my music selection. She asked me to put on some music, so I said "Alexa play some romantic music" . Well "Alexa" (the Amazon Echo for those not in the know) played some classical bs that the wife wasn't having. So I quickly ended that and went with my R&B playlist, first song to come up, EWF "September". She just looked at me. "Alexa, SKIP" ... Next song, The Spinners "Rubberband Man"... another stare and the moment was gone.  

Clearly I need the FFA to help make a secks playlist so have at it. 

 
So the wife and I were about to have a little afternoon delight when I killed the mood with my music selection. She asked me to put on some music, so I said "Alexa play some romantic music" . Well "Alexa" (the Amazon Echo for those not in the know) played some classical bs that the wife wasn't having. So I quickly ended that and went with my R&B playlist, first song to come up, EWF "September". She just looked at me. "Alexa, SKIP" ... Next song, The Spinners "Rubberband Man"... another stare and the moment was gone.  

Clearly I need the FFA to help make a secks playlist so have at it. 
Clearly you suck at choosing music.

 
Winelight by Grover Washington Jr.                                                                                                                                                      

The whole CD.

 
The Beautiful Ones - Prince

Me and Mrs. Jones - Billy Paul

Love won't let me wait - Major Harris

Night and Day - The Temptations

Need you now - Lady Antebellum

 
You want some classical music to #### to that won't turn your wife off? Bolero by Ravel. Try holding off until the end.  I dare you. 

Much like Damone,  Bo Derek is never wrong. 

 
Of course no playlist wouldn't be complete w/o

Closer by NIN.

Just sayin.
:goodposting:

The wife and I did this once under the influence of certain mind-altering substances.  It was amazing. Highly recommended. 

Never been able to recapture that :sadbanana:

 
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I went to a music store in Dover, DE once looking for a CD to use to close the deal. Guy working there recommended a jazz CD (can't remember which one) and said that if I couldn't get laid playing that, he would personally refund me my money.

I never had the nerve to ask for my money back.

 
I went to a music store in Dover, DE once looking for a CD to use to close the deal. Guy working there recommended a jazz CD (can't remember which one) and said that if I couldn't get laid playing that, he would personally refund me my money.

I never had the nerve to ask for my money back.
And this is what you failed.  

 

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