The Modern Man as told by some NY Times writer dude (1 Viewer)

[FattyVM]

Is it like an apple fritter?

Normal round doughnuthttps://www.google.com/search?q=apple+doughnuts&client=ms-android-oneplus&prmd=sniv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAkQ_AUoA2oVChMIrJeAiPafyAIViJqACh1ZKQHH&biw=360&bih=559#imgrc=mhtPgIVGLjR_6M%3A

Still never heard of one. Been to many cider mills and gotten donuts but never an apple donut

Is it an east coast thing?

Yup, missing out man. One of the best things about fall in upstate NY and the general NE area.

 

[Peyton Marino]

How can I tell this person that he is a pos?

this was probably one of the first thoughts I had reading this. I immediately scrolled down looking for a comment section, then checked for him on twitter, then looked for an email address. someone is wrong on the internet and damnit he is going to hear about it!

 

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Read this to the GF last night and she was laughing at the guy

 

[dozer]

#29: A modern man scratches his crotch and then smells his fingers.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

This was fit to print?

See #22.

 

[Peyton Marino]

#43: The modern man a bird he don't even know how to dougie ma