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The Punk Hundred by rockaction - The Countdown Of My Favorite Hundred Punk Songs By A Hundred Different Bands (2 Viewers)

"HELLO, MY NAME IS DAVID!!!" at her in Damian Abraham voice.
:lmao:

That belongs in the shtick you pull in real life thread. I'm not sure who will get it, but that's LOL. 

####ed Up will be in the countdown, but not for a while, so your wife can rest easy. ####ed Up cut a song that just gives me chills to hear -- and did so back in 2006 or somewhere around there. I introduced my music-loving friends to them, and some were blown away, others could have taken or left his voice. 

 
scorchy said:
For the record, she hates hates hates ####ed Up!  Probably has something to do with how I used to scream "HELLO, MY NAME IS DAVID!!!" at her in Damian Abraham voice.
please please PLEASE tell me your wife's name is Veronica...

 
rockaction said:
Love to hear a critical analysis of this list. 

Fun Things are not on the list. It's not nearly as global as that. Distribution plays a large role in this list, as my formative years were mail order and record hunting and the like. I don't have the retrospection that the internet allows. So it's really a lot about availability, prime record shopping years, and faulty word-of-mouth (I was a punk rocker of one). 

@trogg78, if you want to PM me your email, I'll send along the list. Only you. You heard it here first. Get in on the ground floor, man. 
Fun things had 4 songs on a murder punk compilation. I think they only put out the one EP. All four some are bangers. I’ll send you a PM

Time enough for Love

Fun things EP

 
I love this list. So much I haven't heard before. It's amazing over this how much I've missed out on simply because I was never exposed to it. Also a lot of great songs/bands I was really happy to see.

It also gives me the opportunity to point out some great bands that I would think should be on this list: Red Kross, Rezillos, Johnny Thunders, Naked Raygun, Reagan Youth, Pere Ubu, Dictators, Dwarves, GG Allin, Pagans, Turbonegro, Wierdos, Slaughter and the Dogs, Motorhead (do they count?), Joneses, Eater, Lurkers, 7 seconds, Naked Aggression...and so much more. I will try and start my own list and post some of my favorites.

 
I love this list. So much I haven't heard before. It's amazing over this how much I've missed out on simply because I was never exposed to it. Also a lot of great songs/bands I was really happy to see.

It also gives me the opportunity to point out some great bands that I would think should be on this list: Red Kross, Rezillos, Johnny Thunders, Naked Raygun, Reagan Youth, Pere Ubu, Dictators, Dwarves, GG Allin, Pagans, Turbonegro, Wierdos, Slaughter and the Dogs, Motorhead (do they count?), Joneses, Eater, Lurkers, 7 seconds, Naked Aggression...and so much more. I will try and start my own list and post some of my favorites.
Thanks!

Heh. Some of those are on the list, my man. I'll PM you. A lot of the bands you list are either proto-punk or metal. Motorhead is metal as is Turbonegro, at least as far as I can tell. Pere Ubu is proto or new wave/indie to me. The Dictators are proto. 

One of the bands you listed I put on last night, one I almost added, one I listened to. Swear to God. I did not think of Eater, though. Good catch. 

Thanks for looking at it, trogg78. That's awesome. 

 
Thanks!

Heh. Some of those are on the list, my man. I'll PM you. A lot of the bands you list are either proto-punk or metal. Motorhead is metal as is Turbonegro, at least as far as I can tell. Pere Ubu is proto or new wave/indie to me. The Dictators are proto. 

One of the bands you listed I put on last night, one I almost added, one I listened to. Swear to God. I did not think of Eater, though. Good catch. 

Thanks for looking at it, trogg78. That's awesome. 


You nailed it, man! I can see I clearly need to spend more time with this. 

 
Okay, folks, here we go late night. 

99. The Hives - The Hives Declare Guerre Nucleaire 

Had an atomic bore in 2004

A second stomping introductory song. This Swedish five-piece was led by lead singer Howlin' Pelle Almqvist, backed by guitarists Vigilante Carlstroem and Nicholas Arson, and had rhythm provided by Johan and Only on bass and Chris Dangerous on drums. Signed to Burning Heart Records, an independent record label in Sweden (and later division of Epitaph), The Hives released the relentless Veni Vidi Vicious in the year 2000, a twelve track record of bombast and fancy that broke through in the United States. With the self-aware and cheekily winking moniker of "Your new favorite band," The Hives reached mainstream audiences with a few memorable songs, and then faded into sweet and distorted obscurity. Their presence, style, hooks, and stage show left an unparalleled mark on the punk rock and independent music scene. They're still kicking. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1yXPyr0fjsmkBWtwfge84L?si=8e8498eda13644b3

Lyrics: https://genius.com/The-hives-declare-guerre-nucleaire-lyrics

 
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Nice, dig The Hives. Always kinda lumped them in with The Vines cause I heard them both around the same time, plus, similar names. 

 
Nice, dig The Hives. Always kinda lumped them in with The Vines cause I heard them both around the same time, plus, similar names. 
Five letters and both foreign. The Vines were more of a traditional independent act, but I can see where the two would get lumped in together. That Vines track (the one) sort of was a rager, too. 

 
Okay, let's skip that relatively unremarked-upon doozy and get to some straight '77/'78 Brit punk. 

98. The Adverts - One Chord Wonders 

The Wonders don't care...

It's The Adverts. A band from London, England, they released this single on the burgeoning punk/indie label Stiff Records in April of 1977. T.V. Smith (guitar, vocals) and Gaye Advert (female bass player considered the "first female punk star") were the band's photogenic leaders, and while they couldn't play a lick (the first tour poster read, tongue-in-cheek, "The Damned can play three chords. The Adverts can play one. Hear all four of them at..." ), they created some darn fine poppy punk songs in their short tenure. (A recurring punk archetype, no?). "One Chord Wonders" is a short blast of one chord finery that somehow manages to capture a thought and features an execution that summarizes an entire genre's nascent musical ability in two and a half minutes. They broke up two years later, after a fine two records, in 1979. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1RWUNjXYSVlxS65Q9CAWDQ?si=d8f571ba9eee40d9

Lyrics:  https://genius.com/The-adverts-one-chord-wonders-lyrics

 
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I know I'm not going to know most of these... and loving every minute of that (as well as the ones I do know), even if I won't necessarily love every tune (like the Adverts).

 
Okay, let's skip that relatively unremarked-upon doozy and get to some straight '77/'78 Brit punk. 

98. The Adverts - One Chord Wonders 

The Wonders don't care...

It's The Adverts. A band from London, England, they released this single on the burgeoning punk/indie label Stiff Records in April of 1977. T.V. Smith (guitar, vocals) and Gaye Advert (female bass player considered the "first female punk star") were the band's photogenic leaders, and while they couldn't play a lick (the first tour poster read, tongue-in-cheek, "The Damned can play three chords. The Adverts can play one. Hear all four of them at..." ), they created some darn fine poppy punk songs in their short tenure. (A recurring punk archetype, no?). "One Chord Wonders" is a short blast of one chord finery that somehow manages to capture a thought and features an execution that summarizes an entire genres nascent musical ability in two and a half minutes. They broke up two years later, after a fine two records, in 1979. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1RWUNjXYSVlxS65Q9CAWDQ?si=d8f571ba9eee40d9

Lyrics:  https://genius.com/The-adverts-one-chord-wonders-lyrics
I only know a few Adverts' songs. I think I prefer Gary Gilmore's eye - has a little more melody.

 
I know I'm not going to know most of these... and loving every minute of that (as well as the ones I do know), even if I won't necessarily love every tune (like the Adverts).
Sad face for that. The Adverts will actually be (aside from the string raking) one of the poppier songs to my ears, though the next one (#97) is truly a pop-punk record. You listen to tons of hard stuff so I would have figured on you seeing The Adverts as pop, too. 

Not everybody's bag, though. 

 
I only know a few Adverts' songs. I think I prefer Gary Gilmore's eye - has a little more melody.
Yeah, "Gary Gilmore's Eyes" is their most well-known song and their biggest hit, it's just a more mid-tempo song and I wanted an upbeat one. Usually, on this list, given the choice between a rocker and a moodier piece, I went with the rocker. 

 
Okay, let's skip that relatively unremarked-upon doozy and get to some straight '77/'78 Brit punk. 

98. The Adverts - One Chord Wonders 

The Wonders don't care...
I've drafted this one quite a few times. I actually only discovered it in 2008 when The Pitchfork 500 was published and I devoured every song in it I didn't know. I imagine a few more from that list will be appearing here. 

 
Northern Voice said:
I've drafted this one quite a few times. I actually only discovered it in 2008 when The Pitchfork 500 was published and I devoured every song in it I didn't know. I imagine a few more from that list will be appearing here. 
Wow. That's high praise for that song, both in the drafting and in the 500. Cool. I wonder if there will be another one. 

I just glanced. Yes. Absolutely. The'77-'79/'80-'82 categories have a decent amount. Eight or so, to be close to exact. And fifteen-twenty of bands are the same, only different songs.

Also, a bunch of bands made the first draft, and got cut in the pruning because of genre. The Records's "Starry Eyes" (power pop), Public Image Ltd.'s "Public Image" (post-punk), and Plastic Bertrand's "Ca Plane Pour Moi" (new wave) are some old and new favorites of mine that got clipped in the genre clipping. 

No spoilers other than that, though my top ten has company across both lists of artist and song. That I'll say. 

 
rockaction said:
Okay, let's skip that relatively unremarked-upon doozy and get to some straight '77/'78 Brit punk. 

98. The Adverts - One Chord Wonders 

The Wonders don't care...

It's The Adverts. A band from London, England, they released this single on the burgeoning punk/indie label Stiff Records in April of 1977. T.V. Smith (guitar, vocals) and Gaye Advert (female bass player considered the "first female punk star") were the band's photogenic leaders, and while they couldn't play a lick (the first tour poster read, tongue-in-cheek, "The Damned can play three chords. The Adverts can play one. Hear all four of them at..." ), they created some darn fine poppy punk songs in their short tenure. (A recurring punk archetype, no?). "One Chord Wonders" is a short blast of one chord finery that somehow manages to capture a thought and features an execution that summarizes an entire genre's nascent musical ability in two and a half minutes. They broke up two years later, after a fine two records, in 1979. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1RWUNjXYSVlxS65Q9CAWDQ?si=d8f571ba9eee40d9

Lyrics:  https://genius.com/The-adverts-one-chord-wonders-lyrics


inspired, but waaayyyyy too low, imo. 

btw, a sprightly gal from Bromley would like a word about first female punk star ...

 
inspired, but waaayyyyy too low, imo. 

btw, a sprightly gal from Bromley would like a word about first female punk star ...
Yeah, need some grabbers on the front end. This fell from about 35 or so all the way. I was going to have it open up the countdown,  but Chubby and the Gang were up for the task. 

 
rockaction said:
Hello?! Hello?! We're in the gang!

100. Chubby and the Gang - Chubby and the Gang Rule OK? 

From 2020, this one comes from across the Atlantic. A good old fashioned semi-oi! romp by way of an introduction, this one is produced by Jonah Falco of ####ed Up fame. Beginning with Jimmie Rogers Snow's admonition about the evil powers of rock n' roll, it beams straight into the heart of lower and middle class kids everywhere, promising liberation if only you'll sing along with Charlie Manning-Walker and take his speed. 

I believe with all my heart that it is a contributing factor to our juvenile delinquency today...

Doing 100, clocking in, breaking the radar, and introducing the entire endeavor, here's Chubby And The Gang

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/33VMDaRXmwEqaUmvSewEjr?si=342130e7c0ea4660

Lyrics: https://www.google.com/search?client=opera&q=chubby+and+the+gang+rule+ok+lyrics&sourceid=opera&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
I’m pretty meh on this. Hadn’t heard this band and i think they’re pretty solid punk band. I listened to both their albums but couldn’t really find a song that stuck out. I think for my top 100 i would go with..

Reagan Youth- Degenerated

I loved this band in High school and my band covered Go No where, another great song. This was also the title song in Airheads with Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser and Steve Buscemi. What a great movie!

 
rockaction said:
Okay, folks, here we go late night. 

99. The Hives - The Hives Declare Guerre Nucleaire 

Had an atomic bore in 2004

A second stomping introductory song. This Swedish five-piece was led by lead singer Howlin' Pelle Almqvist, backed by guitarists Vigilante Carlstroem and Nicholas Arson, and had rhythm provided by Johan and Only on bass and Chris Dangerous on drums. Signed to Burning Heart Records, an independent record label in Sweden (and later division of Epitaph), The Hives released the relentless Veni Vidi Vicious in the year 2000, a twelve track record of bombast and fancy that broke through in the United States. With the self-aware and cheekily winking moniker of "Your new favorite band," The Hives reached mainstream audiences with a few memorable songs, and then faded into sweet and distorted obscurity. Their presence, style, hooks, and stage show left an unparalleled mark on the punk rock and independent music scene. They're still kicking. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1yXPyr0fjsmkBWtwfge84L?si=8e8498eda13644b3

Lyrics: https://genius.com/The-hives-declare-guerre-nucleaire-lyrics


This is killer song off a great punk album. I love this pick and wouldn't consider changing it.

 
rockaction said:
Okay, let's skip that relatively unremarked-upon doozy and get to some straight '77/'78 Brit punk. 

98. The Adverts - One Chord Wonders 

The Wonders don't care...

It's The Adverts. A band from London, England, they released this single on the burgeoning punk/indie label Stiff Records in April of 1977. T.V. Smith (guitar, vocals) and Gaye Advert (female bass player considered the "first female punk star") were the band's photogenic leaders, and while they couldn't play a lick (the first tour poster read, tongue-in-cheek, "The Damned can play three chords. The Adverts can play one. Hear all four of them at..." ), they created some darn fine poppy punk songs in their short tenure. (A recurring punk archetype, no?). "One Chord Wonders" is a short blast of one chord finery that somehow manages to capture a thought and features an execution that summarizes an entire genre's nascent musical ability in two and a half minutes. They broke up two years later, after a fine two records, in 1979. 

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1RWUNjXYSVlxS65Q9CAWDQ?si=d8f571ba9eee40d9

Lyrics:  https://genius.com/The-adverts-one-chord-wonders-lyrics


Another great song! 

You had another song in place on this list. Where did that go? I'm going try not to pick anything from bands already on your list If I want to make a different pick.

 
Yeah, need some grabbers on the front end. This fell from about 35 or so all the way. I was going to have it open up the countdown,  but Chubby and the Gang were up for the task. 


i personally would've never considered anything post '84-ish ... and even going that far pains me as a purist of the roots of all this - i'll concede to '83 if i had to have a cutoff (when Danzig & the Caifa bros. invented hardcore/thrash on "Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood", and the aforementioned Meatmen).

carry on, then. 

 
Will be back with an update in a few 

i'll concede to '83 if i had to have a cutoff
Punk goes to 2022 at least as far as its adherents go. It doesn't really matter what one man thinks, this is more than one man's opinion, no? 

Ah, the nihilist ego. 

I’m pretty meh on this. Hadn’t heard this band and i think they’re pretty solid punk band. I listened to both their albums but couldn’t really find a song that stuck out. I think for my top 100 i would go with..

Reagan Youth- Degenerated

I loved this band in High school and my band covered Go No where, another great song. This was also the title song in Airheads with Adam Sandler, Brendan Fraser and Steve Buscemi. What a great movie!
The list is ever-evolving. I'd rather you held off until it was all done with other songs, but that could be cool. Let me send you a new list. 

 
Herewith #97

97. The Undertones - Teenage Kicks

From Derry, Northern Ireland comes the band clocking in at 97. Originally bound for a break-up, John Peel discovered this song off an E.P. and relentlessly played it and promoted it, making it a huge song and one he considered his favorite until death. An E.P. he later financed was noticed by Sire, and the band signed a contract with them, but never were to attain the highs of Teenage Kicks or its popularity. 

Backstory: https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-teenage-kicks-by-the-undertones-1

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ATyLePQnHxFk5kzxWCcsh?si=124df9e89b3242cd

 
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Punk goes to 2022 at least as far as its adherents go. It doesn't really matter what one man thinks, this is more than one man's opinion, no? 

Ah, the nihilist ego.


i thought i made it clear that it was my opinion ... and that if i were counting down, that's how i would've proceeded.  i just can't get with the great majority of the "latter" carriers of the genre. 

Herewith #97

97. The Undertones - Teenage Kicks

From Derry, Northern Ireland comes the band clocking in at 97. Originally bound for a break-up, John Peel discovered this song off an E.P. and relentlessly played it and promoted it, making it a huge song and one he considered his favorite until death. An E.P. he later financed was noticed by Sire, and the band signed a contract with them, but never were to attain the highs of Teenage Kicks or its popularity. 

Backstory: https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-teenage-kicks-by-the-undertones-1

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ATyLePQnHxFk5kzxWCcsh?si=124df9e89b3242cd


Feargal Sharkey is the greatest unintentionally perfect frontman name of all time. 

 
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i thought i made it clear that it was my opinion ... and that if i were counting down, that's how i would've proceeded.  i just can't get with the great majority of the "latter" carriers of the genre.
I was teasing. You are loved here. Your opinion is respected and loved here. Have there be no doubt. 

 
I was teasing. You are loved here. Your opinion is respected and loved here. Have there be no doubt. 


of course, and "nihilistic ego" is the working title of me ex's off Broadway script treatment of our relationship, but there are others here who may not be aware of how you and i have debated these points lo over the years. 

 
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No worries. I was just building my list as you post yours. I'll hold off on posting my list.
I'll send you a new list. It's ever-changing. That's what happens when the man behind the curtain admits it's a free flow. The Adverts was indeed way higher up, but I wanted to bring peeps into the fray. It's imperfect, but the original list will change just a shade each time. 

 
but their are others here who may not be aware of how you and i have debated these points lo over the years
True. We've debated this a lot over PM and not even publicly. Next time I'll write for the general audience rather than you and I. I was also talking about nihilism and ego in general, an not necessarily you. Mad love. 

 
True. We've debated this a lot over PM and not even publicly. Next time I'll write for the general audience rather than you and I. I was also talking about nihilism and ego in general, an not necessarily you. Mad love. 


pretty sure i'll be adding to my Spotty as you chug along. 

(SSSSHHHHH!)

:hifive:

 
Herewith #97

97. The Undertones - Teenage Kicks

From Derry, Northern Ireland comes the band clocking in at 97. Originally bound for a break-up, John Peel discovered this song off an E.P. and relentlessly played it and promoted it, making it a huge song and one he considered his favorite until death. An E.P. he later financed was noticed by Sire, and the band signed a contract with them, but never were to attain the highs of Teenage Kicks or its popularity. 

Backstory: https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-story-behind-the-song-teenage-kicks-by-the-undertones-1

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/7ATyLePQnHxFk5kzxWCcsh?si=124df9e89b3242cd
Love this song. 

 
Move fast, or we'll fly on by. Gotta get these while the iron's hot. 

96. Screeching Weasel - Time Bomb

Behind the door all the numbers hit zero...

Time for the nineties onslaught. This slab of pop-punk brought to you by Ben Weasel, Dan Panic, Dan Vapid, and Mike Dirnt on bass of Green Day fame. This '93 song comes from How To Make Enemies And Irritate People. Dirnt can be seen wearing a Screeching Weasel shirt in the infamous '94 Woodstock mud-throwing set. The band itself was a long-laster and stalwart punk act, finally dissolving in what will go unmentioned as controversy in the late aughts/early teens. 

Personal note: I met Panic at a show he did once with the Groovie Ghoulies and we talked for about half an hour. I was ####faced, and he seemed nice enough, but I left the conversation to go congratulate the other singer of another band for using Dorothy Parker poetry as lyrics in one of his songs. If anyone can guess that band, you get major plaudits and a guest spot to pick any song you want on this countdown from moi. 

 
Move fast, or we'll fly on by. Gotta get these while the iron's hot. 

96. Screeching Weasel - Time Bomb

Behind the door all the numbers hit zero...

Time for the nineties onslaught. This slab of pop-punk brought to you by Ben Weasel, Dan Panic, Dan Vapid, and Mike Dirnt on bass of Green Day fame. This '93 song comes from How To Make Enemies And Irritate People. Dirnt can be seen wearing a Screeching Weasel shirt in the infamous '94 Woodstock mud-throwing set. The band itself was a long-laster and stalwart punk act, finally dissolving in what will go unmentioned as controversy in the late aughts/early teens. 

Personal note: I met Panic at a show he did once with the Groovie Ghoulies and we talked for about half an hour. I was ####faced, and he seemed nice enough, but I left the conversation to go congratulate the other singer of another band for using Dorothy Parker poetry as lyrics in one of his songs. If anyone can guess that band, you get major plaudits and a guest spot to pick any song you want on this countdown from moi. 


is it just me, or do all the vocal stylings of this particular era all register that higher pitched/nasaly twang? 

Tim (Rancid) had some good ol' gruff pipes - 

now, mind you, most of my exposure to this time frame's genre was thru osmosis, not seeking out and unearthing (quit that in '88) - so it's not a blanket slag, just a quizzical observation. 

 
so it's not a blanket slag, just a quizzical observation
The followers all had that nasally twang, but that was more aughts pop-punk than anything. That's because they were imitating Screeching Weasel and Green Day, frankly. Those were the nasally bands. And Weasel would ditch that when he'd form The Riverdales, his Ramones homage band.

There will be very few nasally twang bands on the list. There is almost zero mall punk besides that which went 1.01 in our punk draft. Screeching Weasel was bigger than ninety-six in terms of punk history, but the nasally thing and the leads drop them because history isn't always kind. 

@Ilov80s

 
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