The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)

[Carver]

1

Disagree. She could be worse. Imagine her face covered in zits and have those purple fat people legs. She's at least a 2

She has a #### (man part). She's a 1, there is nothing that could change my mind.

I forgot this detail

I'd think if you have any form of male genitalia you don't qualify.

Only the possibilty of sausage and peppers can be considered. CONFIRMED #### is auto D.Q'd.

 

[Walton Goggins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_mqEi6mT50

Should probably stick to static pics GB. I'm sure you can find one of Denise that would work for the "Hot" category.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5-tbWcg27uE/SZJfYY6XznI/AAAAAAAABLo/-ej2WzOhsNc/s400/denise-milani-7.jpghttp://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/denise-milani/pictures/denise-milani-picture-9.jpg

 

[Froglova]

A solid 8-9

A solid 1

 

[Thread Killer]

Hot

 

[Abrantes]

Ellen Rocche

Hot2

 

[Carver]

A solid 1

this guy gets IT.

 

[boubucarow]

Just curious about mismatches. Where does a 2 face and 9 body fall on the scale? How ugly does a girl have to be to eliminate any upgrade due to body? Similarly, if a girl has no femininity in her body at all but is very pretty, where does she land?

 

[Carver]

Just curious about mismatches. Where does a 2 face and 9 body fall on the scale? How ugly does a girl have to be to eliminate any upgrade due to body? Similarly, if a girl has no femininity in her body at all but is very pretty, where does she land?

Submit them where you think they fall... and we will sort them out later.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

A solid 8-9

A solid 1

Man, that is a 1 on any scale. Yikes!

 

[derek245583]

A solid 8-9

A solid 1

Man, that is a 1 on any scale. Yikes!

I think I just #### myself when that picture opened!!!

 

[Thread Killer]

A solid 8-9

A solid 1

Man, that is a 1 on any scale. Yikes!

I think I just #### myself when that picture opened!!!

If there's a woman that even Dentist wouldn't poo on, it's her.

 

[Froglova]

The 2 you'd be getting all the secks from....

Gonna need a lot of to get married to a 2

 

[Froglova]

quality 7

 

[Froglova]

8-8.5

 

[Froglova]

Solid 2

 

[Fennis]

quality 7

by definition any girl on that site is a 9

 

[Froglova]

3

At least 1 (2 of them) redeeming qualities.

 

[Froglova]

quality 7

by definition any girl on that site is a 9

NOT on the offdee scale

 

[Christo]

5

20lbs ago maybe.You can give her a solid 4.5... but she cant escape the ugly bucket IMO. The Beached Whales automatically get slotted below a 5.

 

[Froglova]

I'd go up to a 9 here.

 

[Abrantes]

I'd go up to a 9 here.

Can't call her a 9 with no actual evidence of boobs, along with proper evidence that despite being nicely shaped, that's some non-booty. Gorgeous face, though.

 

[Froglova]

I'd go up to a 9 here.

Can't call her a 9 with no actual evidence of boobs, along with proper evidence that despite being nicely shaped, that's some non-booty. Gorgeous face, though.

I was so enamored with the rest I overlooked the lack of breast evidence.

 

[Abrantes]

I'd go up to a 9 here.

Can't call her a 9 with no actual evidence of boobs, along with proper evidence that despite being nicely shaped, that's some non-booty. Gorgeous face, though.

I was so enamored with the rest I overlooked the lack of breast evidence.

I hear ya, that was my first reaction too.

 

[jon_mx]

I'd go up to a 9 here.

Can't call her a 9 with no actual evidence of boobs, along with proper evidence that despite being nicely shaped, that's some non-booty. Gorgeous face, though.

I was so enamored with the rest I overlooked the lack of breast evidence.

I hear ya, that was my first reaction too.

I've seen enough to give a 9.

 

[Froglova]

How bout this for a 9?

 

[Leviathan]

We already have some submissions from the other thread.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y94/Eliza82/n733100166_1905288_8853.jpg

Dear Lord, I actually shrieked after clicking that link!THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

 

[Thread Killer]

 

[Walton Goggins]

A solid 8-9

A solid 1

Man, that is a 1 on any scale. Yikes!

I think I just #### myself when that picture opened!!!

That's got to be a dude. Good lord

 

[Walton Goggins]

quality 7

What? I would say 7.9 on her worst day.

 

[Walton Goggins]

How bout this for a 9?

At minimum and only if because of the lighting or any photoshop was done.

 

[Walton Goggins]

SJP

3.5 on TOS?

http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=233

 

[Walton Goggins]

I'd go up to a 9 here.

Can't call her a 9 with no actual evidence of boobs, along with proper evidence that despite being nicely shaped, that's some non-booty. Gorgeous face, though.

Did you scroll to the top photo? Even if she had small boobs, so what, she can always get bolt ons

 

[offdee]

How bout this for a 9?

Good lord. That might be a 10 for me. I don't see a flaw.

 

[offdee]

Understandable that the hottest and ugliest get the most play, but for this exercise need some more of those "Average/Cute" types.

http://www.paknetzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/city-communication.jpg

http://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/american-idol-haley-reinhart.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f09YP6bu4Vw/TBTCyXZJ7qI/AAAAAAAAB0s/hXt5cn0XAMs/s400/Cute+Long+Bob+Hairstyles+for+Women+2.jpg

http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/redheads-235.jpg

http://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tina-fey-tanktop.jpg

 

[Abrantes]

I'd go up to a 9 here.

Can't call her a 9 with no actual evidence of boobs, along with proper evidence that despite being nicely shaped, that's some non-booty. Gorgeous face, though.

Did you scroll to the top photo? Even if she had small boobs, so what, she can always get bolt ons

I conceded that it was nicely shaped. There's just no volume to it, despite the generous angle in the first pic.Ellen Rocche again, for the sake of purely scientific comparison.

 

[Football Menace]

3

At least 1 (2 of them) redeeming qualities.

A 3!?!?! Really?!?!!

I don't know man. I could work with her. To put her at a 3 with some of the 1's and 2's that have been posted, just doesn't seem right. When I was in college, she's the kind of girl I'd hit up for a late night booty call when nothing else came through. If she'd loss 10-15lbs, she'd be a key role player coming off the bench; working her way into the starting lineup.

ETA - I think the pics we're seeing are too extreme. The 1's are far too ugly to even be considered a 1. And these bikini model chicks are just plain too perfect.

 

[offdee]

3

At least 1 (2 of them) redeeming qualities.

I don't know man. I could work with her. To put her at a 3 with some of the 1's and 2's that have been posted, just doesn't seem right. When I was in college, she's the kind of girl I'd hit up for a late night booty call when nothing else came through. If she'd loss 10-15lbs, she'd be a key role player coming off my bench; working here way into the starting lineup.

10-15 POUNDS!!! C'mon man, you're a Footballguy.ETA: agree that's a 3.

 

[jon_mx]

3

At least 1 (2 of them) redeeming qualities.

I don't know man. I could work with her. To put her at a 3 with some of the 1's and 2's that have been posted, just doesn't seem right. When I was in college, she's the kind of girl I'd hit up for a late night booty call when nothing else came through. If she'd loss 10-15lbs, she'd be a key role player coming off my bench; working here way into the starting lineup.

That is a solid 9 for Christo.

 

[Football Menace]

3

At least 1 (2 of them) redeeming qualities.

I don't know man. I could work with her. To put her at a 3 with some of the 1's and 2's that have been posted, just doesn't seem right. When I was in college, she's the kind of girl I'd hit up for a late night booty call when nothing else came through. If she'd loss 10-15lbs, she'd be a key role player coming off my bench; working here way into the starting lineup.

10-15 POUNDS!!! C'mon man, you're a Footballguy.ETA: agree that's a 3.

10-15lbs might be slightly low. But I'd rather have the secs with her when and how I wanted, than once or twice a year with a 10.

 

[culdeus]

Understandable that the hottest and ugliest get the most play, but for this exercise need some more of those "Average/Cute" types.http://www.paknetzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/city-communication.jpghttp://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/american-idol-haley-reinhart.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f09YP6bu4Vw/TBTCyXZJ7qI/AAAAAAAAB0s/hXt5cn0XAMs/s400/Cute+Long+Bob+Hairstyles+for+Women+2.jpghttp://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/redheads-235.jpghttp://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tina-fey-tanktop.jpg

4 4 5 6 8

 

[Christo]

Understandable that the hottest and ugliest get the most play, but for this exercise need some more of those "Average/Cute" types.http://www.paknetzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/city-communication.jpghttp://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/american-idol-haley-reinhart.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f09YP6bu4Vw/TBTCyXZJ7qI/AAAAAAAAB0s/hXt5cn0XAMs/s400/Cute+Long+Bob+Hairstyles+for+Women+2.jpghttp://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/redheads-235.jpghttp://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tina-fey-tanktop.jpg

4 4 5 6 8

I get the feeling a lot of you don't actually know any women.

 

[iamsmilin]

The problem with this thread is that I can't unsee these things. It's like a car accident I don't want to click on the 1s but I can't help it, esp that wedding pic.

Side note, I'm feeling pretty good about myself.

 

[Shutterbug]

1

Disagree. She could be worse. Imagine her face covered in zits and have those purple fat people legs. She's at least a 2

Plus 1's dont drink water. They drink bottled gravy. Fair submission for the ugly bucket though.

 

[Shutterbug]

Understandable that the hottest and ugliest get the most play, but for this exercise need some more of those "Average/Cute" types.http://www.paknetzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/city-communication.jpghttp://www.sugarslam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/american-idol-haley-reinhart.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f09YP6bu4Vw/TBTCyXZJ7qI/AAAAAAAAB0s/hXt5cn0XAMs/s400/Cute+Long+Bob+Hairstyles+for+Women+2.jpghttp://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/redheads-235.jpghttp://grrlplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/tina-fey-tanktop.jpg

4 4 5 6 8

You have lost your mind. All of those women are beautiful. Maybe not 10's, but not a single one of them is under a 6.

 

[Fennis]

quality 7

by definition any girl on that site is a 9

NOT on the offdee scale

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

 

[Shutterbug]

8-8.5

9

 

[Clifford]

A solid 8-9

A solid 1

Thought we said no #####

 

[Shutterbug]

quality 7

8

 

[Hastur]

The 2 you'd be getting all the secks from....

Ummm....

 

[Uwe Blab]

8-8.5

9