JerseyToughGuys
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7.5 and 7'Disco Stu said:
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The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
good lord
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Left > Right?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
I think so. maybe it's the angle?ETA: if you took off those glasses and whore'd up her hair a bit, lefty would be a lot hotter than righty imo (and I prefer the dark latino types usually)
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JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
1st is a much better picture. and based on the second, its now 7 and an 8.25Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
General Malaise
Footballguy
1 and 1.5
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
You're crazy.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
So why does the one on the right rate .5 more?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
You see some weird things my friend. God bless ya.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Younger looking.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, this might be the thread that turns me into the next BGP.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
Hastur
Footballguy
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
4 6 5 4 6
General Malaise
Footballguy
Crazy for thinking the girl on the right who looks like a movie star is much hotter than the girl on the left who looks like a porn fluffer? Really?You're crazy.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
No, you're just crazy.Crazy for thinking the girl on the right who looks like a movie star is much hotter than the girl on the left who looks like a porn fluffer? Really?You're crazy.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah....that's what I was afraid of.No, you're just crazy.Crazy for thinking the girl on the right who looks like a movie star is much hotter than the girl on the left who looks like a porn fluffer? Really?You're crazy.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
No. Crazy that you mention the veins on the thighs. I've looked twice and still can't see them. Aren't you the one that claimed to see "large moles" on someone's leg?Crazy for thinking the girl on the right who looks like a movie star is much hotter than the girl on the left who looks like a porn fluffer? Really?You're crazy.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
offdee
Footballguy
Let's not do this GB. You know better.
Trump Tight
Footballguy
2(π)'Christo said:
Fennis
Footballguy
I've got work to do....
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7'Disco Stu said:
7,8'Disco Stu said:
7'Christo said:
85,6
5,6,5,5,6
6,6,4
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mr. furley
Footballguy
Fennis
Footballguy
now i just feel inadequate
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Is that mayo? :X
General Malaise
Footballguy
If you look close at the gal's upper thighs, you can see a purplish network of veins/arteries...it's common on many humans and often visible in artificial lighting. Sun tans cover it up and temperature can alter the appearance.No. Crazy that you mention the veins on the thighs. I've looked twice and still can't see them. Aren't you the one that claimed to see "large moles" on someone's leg?Crazy for thinking the girl on the right who looks like a movie star is much hotter than the girl on the left who looks like a porn fluffer? Really?You're crazy.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
I can spot moles, birth marks, cysts, warts you name it. I'm looking for imperfections on my grading scale like a judge in figure skating is looking for mistakes.
I'm a professional ogler. I know looks.
General Malaise
Footballguy
5.5 - 6.5 - 4
General Malaise
Footballguy
iamsmilin
I want one, but I'm not creative
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I think the bright pink background might be creating an effect there.If you look close at the gal's upper thighs, you can see a purplish network of veins/arteries...it's common on many humans and often visible in artificial lighting. Sun tans cover it up and temperature can alter the appearance.No. Crazy that you mention the veins on the thighs. I've looked twice and still can't see them. Aren't you the one that claimed to see "large moles" on someone's leg?Crazy for thinking the girl on the right who looks like a movie star is much hotter than the girl on the left who looks like a porn fluffer? Really?You're crazy.Yup, just as I thought. Better lighting on her thighs reveals a purple arterial system that looks like the LA Freeways.Still far hotter than chick on the left, though.Crazy. Right is way hotter.Though the glasses do probably add a full point to Left. Without the glasses.
I can spot moles, birth marks, cysts, warts you name it. I'm looking for imperfections on my grading scale like a judge in figure skating is looking for mistakes.
I'm a professional ogler. I know looks.
Fennis
Footballguy
Sinrman
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
5.5 - MAN - 4 - 6'Christo said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
6Terrible boobs, thick thighs that touch, meaty upper arms, stupid sunglasses, love handles of a 40 year old man.
Britney Spears?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
5 7 5 6 9
General Malaise
Footballguy
If those eyes are real, 8. 7 if not. Need to see more. Chest hints at minimal sun damage. Sure there's more if the chest has it.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
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