The super "OFFICIAL" Offdee Scale with Photos (1 Viewer)

[Disco Stu]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

Where are we supposed to search? Not all of us have a SIM Card full of personal pics taken at the Bearded Guys and Bikini Babes Cornhole Olympics 2011, GB. Some of us have to effort for these photos.

I don't know GB. Just seems like another sign of how we've gotten spoiled/jaded by the interwebs.

 

[offdee]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

Where are we supposed to search? Not all of us have a SIM Card full of personal pics taken at the Bearded Guys and Bikini Babes Cornhole Olympics 2011, GB. Some of us have to effort for these photos.

I don't know GB. Just seems like another sign of how we've gotten spoiled/jaded by the interwebs.

Bottom line is there aren't many 9's or 10's walking the planet that aren't making money off of their gifts. That means professional makeup and lighting in public pictures.8's are where the everyday ladies walking around a town near you start to come into play.

 

[Disco Stu]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

Where are we supposed to search? Not all of us have a SIM Card full of personal pics taken at the Bearded Guys and Bikini Babes Cornhole Olympics 2011, GB. Some of us have to effort for these photos.

I don't know GB. Just seems like another sign of how we've gotten spoiled/jaded by the interwebs.

Bottom line is there aren't many 9's or 10's walking the planet that aren't making money off of their gifts. That means professional makeup and lighting in public pictures.

8's are where the everyday ladies walking around a town near you start to come into play.

How about pictures from talk shows or red carpet events? At least then you can eliminate the airbrushing factor.

 

[offdee]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

Where are we supposed to search? Not all of us have a SIM Card full of personal pics taken at the Bearded Guys and Bikini Babes Cornhole Olympics 2011, GB. Some of us have to effort for these photos.

I don't know GB. Just seems like another sign of how we've gotten spoiled/jaded by the interwebs.

Bottom line is there aren't many 9's or 10's walking the planet that aren't making money off of their gifts. That means professional makeup and lighting in public pictures.

8's are where the everyday ladies walking around a town near you start to come into play.

How about pictures from talk shows or red carpet events? At least then you can eliminate the airbrushing factor.

But all of these pictures are going to be of very well-known stars which we're trying to avoid.

 

[derek245583]

My attempt at a 9

Reaction?

She is like 7 feet tall!!

 

[Apple Juice]

FWIW, I have a personal preference for 7s and 8s over 9s and 10s for real life or even that special alone time.

I feel the same way. Most of the 10's look fake and don't resonate with me. Having no flaws is non-human and creates a disconnect in how I respond to it. A mannequin can have no flaws--a human that looks like a mannequin doesn't do as much for me as a hot girl that looks real. The 9 that GM posted is phenomenal and much hotter to me than most of the 10's posted.

 

[Major]

Basically our 9/10 choices to this point are either airbrushed models or teenagers in bikinis. Most unsurprising surprise ever.

Where are we supposed to search? Not all of us have a SIM Card full of personal pics taken at the Bearded Guys and Bikini Babes Cornhole Olympics 2011, GB. Some of us have to effort for these photos.

I don't know GB. Just seems like another sign of how we've gotten spoiled/jaded by the interwebs.

Bottom line is there aren't many 9's or 10's walking the planet that aren't making money off of their gifts. That means professional makeup and lighting in public pictures.8's are where the everyday ladies walking around a town near you start to come into play.

I need to fire up the old external hard drive and pull out some pics from my times in Brasil. Tons of 8s and 9s in that country especially in the South (Santa Catarina and Rio Grande De Sol). Same goes for Scandinavia. Point being is that per capita, the US has a lot of ugly women/mediocre women compared to other countries.

 

[offdee]

The uglies need some love too...

Given that this is the established 1:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

What is the better representative of the 2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

Option A:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

Option B:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2b.jpg

 

[General Malaise]

The uglies need some love too...Given that this is the established 1:http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpgWhat is the better representative of the 2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)Option A:http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpgOption B:http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2b.jpg

Your 1 and Option B are obese. At least Option A here seems to have something of a figure. Give her some airbrushing and a stylist and she might be a better 2 than the 1 and Option B.

 

[derek245583]

I think we need a rewording here of things...

The PICTURE is showing a "10"

Not the girl in this picture is a "10"

Seems to be a lot of "she isnt that hot because the pic is probably airbrushed"

 

[Sinn Fein]

My attempt at a 9

Reaction?

She is like 7 feet tall!!

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Why are we trusting a guy from Milwaukee with any of this nonsense?

 

[Clinton]

The uglies need some love too...

Given that this is the established 1:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

What is the better representative of the 2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

Option A:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

Option B:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2b.jpg

Option AHow about this for a 3?

 

[Christo]

Time to scrap the offdee scale altogether boys.

It was always a

 

[iamsmilin]

Maria Menounos rating?

Yes.

Did you read the comments? Bunch of haters.

 

[The Future Champs]

The uglies need some love too...Given that this is the established 1:http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jp

The saddest thing about this is that's her wedding day, which means it can only go downhill from here.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Maria Menounos rating?

Yes.

Did you read the comments? Bunch of haters.

In their defense, if you make a "bet" that's actually an obvious and thinly veiled effort to get a lot of publicity for showing off your fantastic body in Times Square in front of lots of cameras, you're kind of setting yourself up for criticism/hatred.

 

[Major]

Maria Menounos rating?

Yes.

Did you read the comments? Bunch of haters.

In their defense, if you make a "bet" that's actually an obvious and thinly veiled effort to get a lot of publicity for showing off your fantastic body in Times Square in front of lots of cameras, you're kind of setting yourself up for criticism/hatred.

eh...I think most of the hate is from fat women that need to get off the internet and hit the gym

 

[iamsmilin]

Maria Menounos rating?

Yes.

Did you read the comments? Bunch of haters.

In their defense, if you make a "bet" that's actually an obvious and thinly veiled effort to get a lot of publicity for showing off your fantastic body in Times Square in front of lots of cameras, you're kind of setting yourself up for criticism/hatred.

eh...I think most of the hate is from fat women that need to get off the internet and hit the gym

She's a host for E! Of course she got there with her looks. That doesn't mean she doesn't work hard or has a brain. If the Pats won the guy would be in a cheerleading outfit, would you then say the same thing?

 

[TobiasFunke]

Maria Menounos rating?

Yes.

Did you read the comments? Bunch of haters.

In their defense, if you make a "bet" that's actually an obvious and thinly veiled effort to get a lot of publicity for showing off your fantastic body in Times Square in front of lots of cameras, you're kind of setting yourself up for criticism/hatred.

eh...I think most of the hate is from fat women that need to get off the internet and hit the gym

She's a host for E! Of course she got there with her looks. That doesn't mean she doesn't work hard or has a brain. If the Pats won the guy would be in a cheerleading outfit, would you then say the same thing?

I'd say that she made the bet figuring that she'd "win" either way. I really don't care- I get to see an attractive woman in a bikini. No complaints from me. But if you can't see through what she did here, you're not looking very hard.I'm not saying that people criticizing her in the comments aren't petty, bitter, "fat women that need to get off the internet." They probably are. I'm just saying she kind of asked for it.

 

[Time Kibitzer]

Lot's of fail in this thread.

 

[offdee]

The 10, 9, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS10.png

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

PIC RECENTLY REVISED FOR ACCURACY!

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

2: The ugliest girl in school, the ugliest girl at work (couldn't even get into a club)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS2.jpg

1: Absolutely disgusting and hard to look at. Young children point and adults look away upon seeing (not one single redeeming quality)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS1.jpg

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Next up, 3 and 8: Below are present visuals, please provide more accurate, if able...

3: One of the uglier girls in school, one of the uglier girls at work (lower class of ugly women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS3.jpg

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The 10, 9, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

no better than a 7, compared to your 9.

 

[offdee]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.

Is this a better real-life option for our 9?

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

 

[offdee]

The 10, 9, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

no better than a 7, compared to your 9.

I actually tend to agree with this...too much of a gap between 9 and 8. See my last post for new 9 possibility (I think my present 9 is actually a 9.5)....

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.

Is this a better real-life option for our 9?

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

I still think you desperately want that girl to be an 8 because you know her. On the scale you're establishing, she's not an 8. I think she's an 8, just not on this contrivance.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The 10, 9, 2 and 1 visuals are now locked. Use them for reference points for future comparisons.

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobuc...0Scale/TOS8.jpg

no better than a 7, compared to your 9.

I actually tend to agree with this...too much of a gap between 9 and 8. See my last post....

Yes.

 

[offdee]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.

Is this a better real-life option for our 9?

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

I still think you desperately want that girl to be an 8 because you know her. On the scale you're establishing, she's not an 8. I think she's an 8, just not on this contrivance.

Huh? I don't know any of these women I'm posting pics of. I agree she's an 8 and fits with the scale definition and my new 9 pic. The old 9 was a 9.5 so it was throwing the gap between 9 and 8 off. Order is restored.

 

[offdee]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.Is this a better real-life option for our 9?http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

I've made the call. This is our new 9. (and it's a real-life untouched pic GM!!1!)

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.

Is this a better real-life option for our 9?

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

I still think you desperately want that girl to be an 8 because you know her. On the scale you're establishing, she's not an 8. I think she's an 8, just not on this contrivance.

Huh? I don't know any of these women I'm posting pics of.

Someone here knows her.

 

[offdee]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.

Is this a better real-life option for our 9?

http://i280.photobuc...cale/TOS85b.jpg

I still think you desperately want that girl to be an 8 because you know her. On the scale you're establishing, she's not an 8. I think she's an 8, just not on this contrivance.

Huh? I don't know any of these women I'm posting pics of.

Someone here knows her.

Yep, this is true. I got the pic from earlier in the thread I believe. I have no horse in this race personally...I just think she's worthy of the 8 definition. There's no rule against posting pics of someone you know for consideration.

 

[zed2283]

I thought we didn't bother with 1 thru 5?

 

[pollardsvision]

I thought we didn't bother with 1 thru 5?

Yeah, haggling over 1-4 seems cruel without being useful or fun.

 

[offdee]

I thought we didn't bother with 1 thru 5?

That's how it was originally, but a while back the FBG bretheren called for fully fleshed out definitions. I'm here for the people.

 

[Clinton]

How about a ranking on this?

 

[Fennis]

this thread way better before

 

[offdee]

How about a ranking on this?

8.5 (wouldn't fault a 9)

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9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

 

[offdee]

this thread way better before

We're working on science here GB.

 

[shuke]

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

This is a real life 10.

 

[AcerFC]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.Is this a better real-life option for our 9?http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

I've made the call. This is our new 9. (and it's a real-life untouched pic GM!!1!)

Is that the Tebow girl from Florida

 

[offdee]

Not to backtrack greatly, but I really think my "9" is more of a 9.5, but couldn't find a better 9 representative.Is this a better real-life option for our 9?http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS85b.jpg

I've made the call. This is our new 9. (and it's a real-life untouched pic GM!!1!)

Is that the Tebow girl from Florida

No idea who she is.

 

[AcerFC]

How about a ranking on this?

8.5 (wouldn't fault a 9)

--------

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

I was thinking a 6, 6.5. Fake boobs and the face is not that greatETA: Forget the 6. 6.5 or 7

Maybe its the pose

 

[Major]

How about a ranking on this?

8.5 (wouldn't fault a 9)

--------

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

I was thinking a 6, 6.5. Fake boobs and the face is not that greatETA: Forget the 6. 6.5 or 7

Maybe its the pose

or maybe it's b/c she has more pelt than Demi Moore

 

[Zegras11]

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk161/offdee/offdee%20Scale/TOS8.jpg

This is a real life 10.

you need to move.

 

[Major]

I thought we didn't bother with 1 thru 5?

Yeah, haggling over 1-4 seems cruel without being useful or fun.

We're FBGs...no need to deal with such filth

 

[offdee]

How about a ranking on this?

8.5 (wouldn't fault a 9)

--------

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

I was thinking a 6, 6.5. Fake boobs and the face is not that greatETA: Forget the 6. 6.5 or 7

Maybe its the pose

or maybe it's b/c she has more pelt than Demi Moore

it's definitely not the most flattering swimsuit or pose (scoliosis anyone?). But you can tell that her body is great and her face has some striking features if it was upright.

 

[Clinton]

name='AcerFC' timestamp='1328808229' post='14090926']

How about a ranking on this?

8.5 (wouldn't fault a 9)

--------

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

I was thinking a 6, 6.5. Fake boobs and the face is not that great

ETA: Forget the 6. 6.5 or 7

Maybe its the pose

Those boobs are 100% real. Here's a name to add to the face.

EDIT: Thorough analysis of the breasts in question

http://cosmicgemslanka.com/blog/2009/10/23/laetitia-casta-model-with-lovely-and-milky-breasts/

 

[zed2283]

name='AcerFC' timestamp='1328808229' post='14090926']

How about a ranking on this?

8.5 (wouldn't fault a 9)

--------

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school (upper class of hot women)

I was thinking a 6, 6.5. Fake boobs and the face is not that great

ETA: Forget the 6. 6.5 or 7

Maybe its the pose

Those boobs are 100% real. Here's a name to add to the face.

EDIT: Thorough analysis of the breasts in question

http://cosmicgemslanka.com/blog/2009/10/23/laetitia-casta-model-with-lovely-and-milky-breasts/

Yeah, I was gonna say... no one recognizes her??

One of the original smokin' hot VS girls.

 

[Major]

Here's a solid real life 8.5 I met at a party last week. Body was

 

[offdee]

Here's a solid real life 8.5 I met at a party last week. Body was

8.5 verified