The Terrible Truth About Cannibals (1 Viewer)

[Raider Nation]

They don't eat clowns because they taste funny.

 

[Tom Servo]

Kind of rubbery, aren't they?

 

[Fennis]

Two cannibals were having lunch. “Your wife makes a great soup,” said one to the other. “Yes!” agreed the first. “But I'm going to miss her terribly.”

 

[cstu]

 

[gianmarco]

Two cannibals come across a missionary in the jungle. After killing the man, they decide to split the body evenly. "Look," said one cannibal. "I'll start at the head, and you start at the feet, and we'll meet in the middle."

So the two begin to devour the man's body. After a short while, the cannibal at the head looks up and says, "How's it going down there?"

"I'm having a ball!" replied the other.

"No!" shouted the first cannibal. "You're eating too fast!"

 

[Mr. Ected]

Is watering an apple tree with cider cannibalism?

 

[DaVinci]

There is no -- I repeat, no -- cannibalism in the Royal Navy. And when I say none, I mean that there is a certain amount.

 

[loser]

Friends are like potatoes. They both die when you eat them.

 

[jamny]

What happened when the cannibal came home late for dinner?

His wife gave him the cold shoulder.

 

[Parrothead]

TERMINUS

 

[Fat Nick]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his a##.

 

[Tom Servo]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his a##.