Things that turn women off (1 Viewer)

[mquinnjr]

There are plenty of shorts that look nice and modern that don't have giant 5-gallon useless pockets on the outer thigh area.

I put a pocket bible in mine.

There's an app for that (I'm sure.)

 

[Ditka Butkus]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

 

[matuski]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

Sounds a little uptight.

Why is your wife staring at other men's feet?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

Sounds a little uptight.

Why is your wife staring at other men's feet?

Hell I don't know...The conversation we had was straight out of a Seinfeld episode...She was wondering what makes men think women want to see their nasty feet. She went on to say people think shoes were invented for comfort when actually they were invented to cover those nasty dogs up. Also apparently tank tops at the dinner table is a turn off...the whole pit hair thing.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Didn't LHUCKS start multiple threads about plaid shorts?

lol

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Backwards hat once in a while. Usually if I'm in the garage working on something

mechanics

cooks

baseball catchers

 

[massraider]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

Sounds a little uptight.

Why is your wife staring at other men's feet?

Hell I don't know...The conversation we had was straight out of a Seinfeld episode...She was wondering what makes men think women want to see their nasty feet. She went on to say people think shoes were invented for comfort when actually they were invented to cover those nasty dogs up. Also apparently tank tops at the dinner table is a turn off...the whole pit hair thing.

Does your wife dislike feet in general, or just the average man's nasty feet?

Cause I gotta tell you, my feet are breathtaking.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

A large handle?

 

[Ditka Butkus]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

Sounds a little uptight.

Why is your wife staring at other men's feet?

Hell I don't know...The conversation we had was straight out of a Seinfeld episode...She was wondering what makes men think women want to see their nasty feet. She went on to say people think shoes were invented for comfort when actually they were invented to cover those nasty dogs up. Also apparently tank tops at the dinner table is a turn off...the whole pit hair thing.

Does your wife dislike feet in general, or just the average man's nasty feet?

Cause I gotta tell you, my feet are breathtaking.

Yeah I think she just dislikes feet in general....But she said the whole sandals with jeans is a definite turn off...

 

[eoMMan]

I'm assuming you don't live in a warm climate. People wear sandals almost everywhere here in Florida.....not just the pool/beach/etc.

 

[matuski]

I'm assuming you don't live in a warm climate. People wear sandals almost everywhere here in Florida.....not just the pool/beach/etc.

Same in Texas. Practical, period. It is friggin hot.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I'm assuming you don't live in a warm climate. People wear sandals almost everywhere here in Florida.....not just the pool/beach/etc.

That wouldn't be a arguing point as now she would say not only do I have to see their feet I would probably end up smelling those sweaty bastards as well.

 

[tommyboy]

I think we should turn this around and come up with the top 33 things that turn men off: I'll go first

1) talking, or opening your mouth to begin talking

 

[GOB]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

Your wife is a talker.But she is right, jeans and sandals are brutal.

 

[doowain]

I think we should turn this around and come up with the top 33 things that turn men off: I'll go first

1) talking, or opening your mouth to begin talking

2) Leaving the bedroom for any reason other than to make me a sammich.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

Your wife is a talker.But she is right, jeans and sandals are brutal.

Ridiculous.

 

[tommyboy]

I think we should turn this around and come up with the top 33 things that turn men off: I'll go first

1) talking, or opening your mouth to begin talking

2) Leaving the bedroom for any reason other than to make me a sammich.

3) racking up $10,000 in credit card debt in secret

 

[Patriotsfatboy1]

No wonder the chicks just dig me. I had a O-fer.

 

[El Floppo]

Posting on an internet chat board about magic football high on that list?

 

[Aerial Assault]

I like my cargo shorts and occasionally, gasp, wear a backwards hat. Sorry to hear that's not going over well with the author of whatever Oats posted and the billions of women s/he surveyed.

 

[D in the D]

There are plenty of shorts that look nice and modern that don't have giant 5-gallon useless pockets on the outer thigh area.

I put a pocket bible in mine.

Also a handy place to put a PocketFisherman by Popeil

 

[Brony]

Glowing beads of chest hair are still "IN". Look out ladies - here comes Brony!

 

[glock]

No mention of cargo shorts on that list.

And I'm firmly in the yardcroc camp.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

My wife read the article and said men's bare feet/sandals should be a added to the list. Unless you are at the beach or pool side or the privacy of your own home they shouldn't be seen.

Went on to say wearing flip flops with long pants/jeans make women want to puke. Continued on to say, nothing is more a turn off than to be out at a restaurant and look over and see some dudes gnarly bare feet.

Your wife is a talker.But she is right, jeans and sandals are brutal.

I was going to say chatterbox, but yeah, my thoughts exactly.

 

[Aerial Assault]

No mention of cargo shorts on that list.

Whoops; sorry. I deliberately did not click on the link for obvious reasons and relied upon the representations of others who purportedly did. Or maybe I just assumed blindly that cargo shorts would appear.

In any case, what a soothing relief.

 

[Spike]

I missed out on a shutout because of the cell phone holder on the belt.

Um, where is it supposed to go?

 

[Popinski]

Shirts that show your belly? Can't remember the last time I saw that on a guy.

 

[WetDream]

I missed out on a shutout because of the cell phone holder on the belt.

Um, where is it supposed to go?

Fanny pack.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

The only one I'm close to hitting is nontailored suits because all of them aren't. But the ones that aren't fit me well and don't look like what I know they are referring to.

 

[cstu]

I missed out on a shutout because of the cell phone holder on the belt.

Um, where is it supposed to go?

Like a boss.

 

[Freelove]

I missed out on a shutout because of the cell phone holder on the belt.

Um, where is it supposed to go?

In a woman's purse.

 

[Al Czervik]

A BEANIE IN WARM WEATHER. "IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL BAD."

seriously, what is with beanies in Texas in the summer. kids everywhere doing this.

WTF is a beanie? This?

 

[mquinnjr]

A BEANIE IN WARM WEATHER. "IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL BAD."

seriously, what is with beanies in Texas in the summer. kids everywhere doing this.

WTF is a beanie? This?

Here

 

[Freelove]

A BEANIE IN WARM WEATHER. "IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL BAD."

seriously, what is with beanies in Texas in the summer. kids everywhere doing this.

WTF is a beanie? This?

How could that be a turnoff?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

HA! I'm guilty of none of these, which means I'm managing to turn women off simply through my natural appearance. Take THAT, Esquire!

 

[jonessed]

HA! I'm guilty of none of these, which means I'm managing to turn women off simply through my natural appearance. Take THAT, Esquire!

I'm right there with you.

Except for plaid shorts. I have some plaid shorts I wear golfing. What guy doesn't have a pair of plaid golf shorts though?

 

[offdee]

I missed out on a shutout because of the cell phone holder on the belt.

Um, where is it supposed to go?

probably should be #1

 

[belljr]

HA! I'm guilty of none of these, which means I'm managing to turn women off simply through my natural appearance. Take THAT, Esquire!

I'm right there with you.Except for plaid shorts. I have some plaid shorts I wear golfing. What guy doesn't have a pair of plaid golf shorts though?

plus my plaid are the same color as the short.basically an off color pattern for the lines

 

[Bob Sacamano]

HA! I'm guilty of none of these, which means I'm managing to turn women off simply through my natural appearance. Take THAT, Esquire!

I'm right there with you.Except for plaid shorts. I have some plaid shorts I wear golfing. What guy doesn't have a pair of plaid golf shorts though?

Mine are mostly black.

 

[Christo]

I missed out on a shutout because of the cell phone holder on the belt.

Um, where is it supposed to go?

 

[pollardsvision]

I missed out on a shutout because of the cell phone holder on the belt.

Um, where is it supposed to go?

Like a boss.

Love the circle zoom thing helping us understand exactly what that is on his hip.