Things we thought were true, but turned out to be great marketing (1 Viewer)

[Jayrod]

I'm so confuse.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Jim Harbaugh

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Jim Harbaugh

Luck had a lot to do with it.

 

[tjnc09]

That running backs actually matter

 

[CGRdrJoe]

That you can start a thread in the FFA and it won't turn into a complete train wreck

 

[Jules Winnfield]

1) 5 times distilled, 7 times, 10 times...blah blah blah

2) It has to be Tito’s vodka because it says gluten-free and so and so can’t have gluten

 

[Henry Ford]

Y2K

Apparently (I didn't live here) my neighborhood went insane for Y2K.  Ordered huge bags of beans and rice and other foods that will stay good for a long time, gassed up the generators, etc.  One guy offered to go get it all and distribute it for everyone.  

So he dropped off, like, 100-200 lbs or more each of beans and rice to everyone in our neighborhood on a flat bed truck, collected payment, etc.  He was dropping some off at a house down the block and the guy asked "So how many did you get?"

Delivering neighbor:"How many what?"

Receiver neighbor:"How many pounds of beans and rice?"

DN:"None."

RN:"None?"

DN:"No, I don't need any.  I have guns and a list of who has beans and rice."

He had a good laugh.  Rest of the neighborhood is still mad.

 

[Van Dyman]

2) It has to be Tito’s vodka because it says gluten-free and so and so can’t have gluten