Things you dislike about millennials (1 Viewer)

[Binky The Doormat]

Im a millennial and this forum has cracked me up. I'm 21 and a senior in college. Some of these are correct but only a very few. For example the very first one is dead on for me. I HATE reading anything. i don't have the patience to do it and having A.D.D doesn't help but still. I do consider myself lazy to an extent such as if it doesn't pertain to me. I go to the gym 5 days a week and work my ### off for good grades so I'm not lazy in the sense when it comes to myself. I guess thats self centered? but I'm not socially awkward either but i can tell you that i would say atlas 70% are. Being at college really opened my eyes to that. there is a majority of kids who can't have a normal conversation with random people at all For 21 i feel like my social skills are above my age and roughly around higher 20's. I go to the bar frequently and not with my boys but every now and then just alone to watch football on Thursday nights and i will end up leaving with 4 or 5 peoples names and a couple numbers from some girls. I find it easy to interact but overall there is a lot of #### in here that i found comical. I want to know where you guys get this info. By the way whoever said on the first page they get apps like tinder. That thing is great! You all missed out

This is a perfect example of my biggest problem with millenials: precious few of them can write worth a $%#^. They don't like to read, but they like to write even less. My kids barely even know what a book report is.

Senior in college. Think about that.

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

brohan not righting the right way makes you look like the old swcer and while i will have your back it probably means you look even dumber when i am the guy getting your back just saying bromigo take that to the bank

 

[Christo]

Im a millennial and this forum has cracked me up. I'm 21 and a senior in college. Some of these are correct but only a very few. For example the very first one is dead on for me. I HATE reading anything. i don't have the patience to do it and having A.D.D doesn't help but still. I do consider myself lazy to an extent such as if it doesn't pertain to me. I go to the gym 5 days a week and work my ### off for good grades so I'm not lazy in the sense when it comes to myself. I guess thats self centered? but I'm not socially awkward either but i can tell you that i would say atlas 70% are. Being at college really opened my eyes to that. there is a majority of kids who can't have a normal conversation with random people at all For 21 i feel like my social skills are above my age and roughly around higher 20's. I go to the bar frequently and not with my boys but every now and then just alone to watch football on Thursday nights and i will end up leaving with 4 or 5 peoples names and a couple numbers from some girls. I find it easy to interact but overall there is a lot of #### in here that i found comical. I want to know where you guys get this info. By the way whoever said on the first page they get apps like tinder. That thing is great! You all missed out

This is a perfect example of my biggest problem with millenials: precious few of them can write worth a $%#^. They don't like to read, but they like to write even less. My kids barely even know what a book report is.

Senior in college. Think about that.

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

How much less???????????

 

[bentley]

I agree with the having Tinder/easier access to poon and their youth. I hate that. They also seem to have access to a wide variety of better drugs than some of the junk we used to have to put up with.

Also love the tubby middle aged guys complaining about slim fit clothing.

 

[Riversco]

none of these guys could use a slideruler if there life was hanging on the balance beam and i bet that not a one of them has ever run a trot line or even know what a snood is they just do not have what it takes to be the greatest generation take that to the bank bromigos

I'm guessing fewer and fewer of them will ever take anything to an actual bank. That's going to be a sad day for you.

Post of the year candidate.

 

[RBM]

Also love the tubby middle aged guys complaining about slim fit clothing.

You enjoy slim fit clothing? Think it's a nice look?

 

[Peyton Marino]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

LOFLLLLLLLL

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Also love the tubby middle aged guys complaining about slim fit clothing.

You enjoy slim fit clothing? Think it's a nice look?

He wants to let you know he is slender.

 

[SWC]

cities should just install random cliffs all of these yahoos will be staring at there phones and just walk off the cliff to their doom take that to the bank brosplatos

 

[mquinnjr]

https://instagram.com/p/8OhUwwk0EL/

“Don’t tell anyone, but I’ve been in hiding for months. I legally changed my name and destroyed my cellphone, worried that they could track me with the GPS. I don’t use credit cards and never speak of my past. Leaving my life was painful, but I had no choice. All my friends started doing CrossFit. I dunno, I just had to get out of there.”

 

[renesauz]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

Meh....we might be going to far on this one. His writing helps prove a problem with the millennials, but it's hardly his fault and doesn't make him a moron. Middle and HS teachers with 30 kids a class and 5 classes to teach with ridiculous NCLB standards that overly-direct teaching are a bigger problem and he's simply the result of poorly constructed social policy. Add the fact that in many of our schools teachers and administrators are far more worried about keeping kids safe from each other than they are in actually teaching at all and voila....a generation that can't write.

For all we know, this particular kid could be brilliant and well balanced on the whole (and of course, likely stoned 4 times a week, but that's another issue! )

 

[RealReactions]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

Meh....we might be going to far on this one. His writing helps prove a problem with the millennials, but it's hardly his fault and doesn't make him a moron. Middle and HS teachers with 30 kids a class and 5 classes to teach with ridiculous NCLB standards that overly-direct teaching are a bigger problem and he's simply the result of poorly constructed social policy. Add the fact that in many of our schools teachers and administrators are far more worried about keeping kids safe from each other than they are in actually teaching at all and voila....a generation that can't write.

For all we know, this particular kid could be brilliant and well balanced on the whole (and of course, likely stoned 4 times a week, but that's another issue! )

3.4 gpa in college as we speak i just truly don't care what i look like to strangers on a forum

 

[cstu]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

Meh....we might be going to far on this one. His writing helps prove a problem with the millennials, but it's hardly his fault and doesn't make him a moron. Middle and HS teachers with 30 kids a class and 5 classes to teach with ridiculous NCLB standards that overly-direct teaching are a bigger problem and he's simply the result of poorly constructed social policy. Add the fact that in many of our schools teachers and administrators are far more worried about keeping kids safe from each other than they are in actually teaching at all and voila....a generation that can't write.

For all we know, this particular kid could be brilliant and well balanced on the whole (and of course, likely stoned 4 times a week, but that's another issue! )

Well-written and you made a good point.

 

[Pumpnick]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

LOFLLLLLLLL

lol

 

[GoFishTN]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

Meh....we might be going to far on this one. His writing helps prove a problem with the millennials, but it's hardly his fault and doesn't make him a moron. Middle and HS teachers with 30 kids a class and 5 classes to teach with ridiculous NCLB standards that overly-direct teaching are a bigger problem and he's simply the result of poorly constructed social policy. Add the fact that in many of our schools teachers and administrators are far more worried about keeping kids safe from each other than they are in actually teaching at all and voila....a generation that can't write.

For all we know, this particular kid could be brilliant and well balanced on the whole (and of course, likely stoned 4 times a week, but that's another issue! )

3.4 gpa in college as we speak i just truly don't care what i look like to strangers on a forum

But all your texts probably look like this too.

 

[moleculo]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

Meh....we might be going to far on this one. His writing helps prove a problem with the millennials, but it's hardly his fault and doesn't make him a moron. Middle and HS teachers with 30 kids a class and 5 classes to teach with ridiculous NCLB standards that overly-direct teaching are a bigger problem and he's simply the result of poorly constructed social policy. Add the fact that in many of our schools teachers and administrators are far more worried about keeping kids safe from each other than they are in actually teaching at all and voila....a generation that can't write.

For all we know, this particular kid could be brilliant and well balanced on the whole (and of course, likely stoned 4 times a week, but that's another issue! )

3.4 gpa in college as we speak i just truly don't care what i look like to strangers on a forum

I get that, l but hope you understand that it's hard to get people to agree with you if they think you might be a moron.

 

[ghostguy123]

I hate reading that is true but this is a forum not a English class. I don't have to proof read and make sure my grammar is correct because it doesn't fit up to your standards. I passed both english classes with an A I'm actually very good at writing but when i do not need to care about it i just type/write without rethinking or rereading. I get my point across so clearly it isn't that bad and i really could care less of your opinion.

You're free to post however you wish but I can't understand why you'd want to come across to people as a moron.

Meh....we might be going to far on this one. His writing helps prove a problem with the millennials, but it's hardly his fault and doesn't make him a moron. Middle and HS teachers with 30 kids a class and 5 classes to teach with ridiculous NCLB standards that overly-direct teaching are a bigger problem and he's simply the result of poorly constructed social policy. Add the fact that in many of our schools teachers and administrators are far more worried about keeping kids safe from each other than they are in actually teaching at all and voila....a generation that can't write.

For all we know, this particular kid could be brilliant and well balanced on the whole (and of course, likely stoned 4 times a week, but that's another issue! )

3.4 gpa in college as we speak i just truly don't care what i look like to strangers on a forum

I get that, l but hope you understand that it's hard to get people to agree with you if they think you might be a moron.

Millennials don't think they need to earn respect. Go figure. Entitled little buggers.

none of these guys could use a slideruler if there life was hanging on the balance beam and i bet that not a one of them has ever run a trot line or even know what a snood is they just do not have what it takes to be the greatest generation take that to the bank bromigos

I'm guessing fewer and fewer of them will ever take anything to an actual bank. That's going to be a sad day for you.

Post of the year candidate.

Also agree this might be the post of the year, or decade. It's not the funniest, and it's not a picture of some huge boob tiny waist bimbo in yoga pants, or a gif of a kid getting knocked over by a dog, but it's just damn good.

 

[JohnnyU]

Millennial men are girly men.

 

[chauncey]

Anybody mention selfies yet?

Would that make a worthwhile who's hottest poll?

My vote is bottom right brunette.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Anybody mention selfies yet?

Would that make a worthwhile who's hottest poll?

My vote is bottom right brunette.

I never understood the faces. Do they realize how dumb they look when they're trying to make them?

 

[Sabertooth]

Had a millenial kid look at a truck I have for sale. Just a $2000 truck, high mileage. Anyway he brings his dad who is on the requisite Harley. Kid had a Chrysler 300 I think. He just wanted something for the winter. Anyway that start the truck, runs fine. Dad looks at the engine. Kid is talking about how he researched the F250 online. So they take it for a test drive. The dad drives, not the kid. They come back and we agree on a price. It was late so the kid says he will be back tomorrow with the money. Took a phone pic of the VIN. I thought cool, one less thing to get rid of. He shakes my hand and leaves.

Calls back an hour later and says he's buying a different truck. I just said "so you agreed to buy my truck and then left to go look at more trucks?" Got nothing back.

Anyway the funniest part of the story was the kid let his dad test drive the truck he was buying. One of the weakest things I've ever seen. Just a weak kid with an overbearing dad whose word isn't worth anything.

 

[roadkill1292]

Anybody mention selfies yet?

Would that make a worthwhile who's hottest poll?

My vote is bottom right brunette.

From the comments:

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.

 

[Peyton Marino]

Had a millenial kid look at a truck I have for sale. Just a $2000 truck, high mileage. Anyway he brings his dad who is on the requisite Harley. Kid had a Chrysler 300 I think. He just wanted something for the winter. Anyway that start the truck, runs fine. Dad looks at the engine. Kid is talking about how he researched the F250 online. So they take it for a test drive. The dad drives, not the kid. They come back and we agree on a price. It was late so the kid says he will be back tomorrow with the money. Took a phone pic of the VIN. I thought cool, one less thing to get rid of. He shakes my hand and leaves.

Calls back an hour later and says he's buying a different truck. I just said "so you agreed to buy my truck and then left to go look at more trucks?" Got nothing back.

Anyway the funniest part of the story was the kid let his dad test drive the truck he was buying. One of the weakest things I've ever seen. Just a weak kid with an overbearing dad whose word isn't worth anything.

maybe he had an epiphany and realized trucks are stupid?

 

[mquinnjr]

Anybody mention selfies yet?

Would that make a worthwhile who's hottest poll?

My vote is bottom right brunette.

I never understood the faces. Do they realize how dumb they look when they're trying to make them?

"That's the best one of the 300 pictures of myself that I've taken today."

"...a leadoff single here in the 4th, and nobody noticed."

Yeah, yeah "Get off my lawn!" These announcers, combined with the video of the girls in its own right, in less than 2 minutes made every point I could possibly hope to with regards to selfies. Even typing the term selfies gives me the d-bag chills.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Here is a great rant on millennials.

 

[Guest]

Was talking to someone about the new TiVo device that has a feature where you can watch a show 1/3 faster and the audio pitch adjusts so it sounds normal. It's for snake people (millenniums), because apparently they no longer have time for real time. ####ers.

 

[dickey moe]

Many of them are terrible writers.