Things you've said in the last 6 months that you were unlikely to say last year (1 Viewer)

[gianmarco]

"Yes, honey, I took off my clothes in the garage before coming in the house"

 

[Parrothead]

"Is this your mask or mine?"

 

[ChiefD]

"I never noticed you talk so much."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I that a N99 mask in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[MAC_32]

'I am going to drive my car around the block since it hasn't gone anywhere in 2 weeks.'

 

[dkp993]

“What day is it?”

”Are you really sure you want to leave the house to go to the store? Is it worth the risk?”

me- “I’m going to go into work today”

my wife- “You’re gonna what!?!”

 

[AAABatteries]

"Have I showered this week?"

 

[joffer]

is this fork between the cushions clean?

 

[Snoopy]

I that a N99 mask in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

No, but I have a N95 mask.

 

[Snoopy]

Gestapo tactics.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

No, but I have a N95 mask.

I'm happy to see that.

 

[Brony]

Better stock up on toilet paper! 

 

[Quint]

i wonder if i'll be able to get a haircut this month? 

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Of course we have Disney masks, my wife and son are fanatics.

 

[Osaurus]

We have such little laundry every week

 

[Anarchy99]

How many weeks in a row are you going to wear those pajama pants?

 

[That one guy]

Fecal cloud

 

[arrow1]

which pajamas will I wear to work today?

 

[Terminalxylem]

Who do you think Kanye will chose as his running mate?

 

[That one guy]

which pajamas will I wear to work today?

I have a Ron Burgundy onesie and yeah, I’ve worn it on zoom meetings

 

[Terminalxylem]

If things get desperate, we can probably get by with adult undergarments.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Who do you think Kanye will chose as his running mate?

Hopefully someone who won't be the butt of jokes. Maybe his wife?

 

[brun]

So, I was watching Fauci...

 

[Jayrok]

I'm sick and tired of Covid.  

 

[-OZ-]

 There are so many people out walking, running and riding bikes on the greenway this afternoon. 

Hey honey, do you really need to hit the gym today? 

I wonder if I left _____ at the office, or if just I lost it 4 months ago.

 

[Osaurus]

By wearing this shirt inside out, I get twice the use out of it.

 

[Brunell4MVP]

Sir, to enter this bank you need to put a mask on.

 

[TheBaylorKid]

Heard in interview with Baylor Head Coach Dave Aranda and I plan to repeat it, “the keys to winning football are offense, defense, special teams, and contact tracing.”

 

[BrutalPenguin]

How many months before I should add gas stabilizer to my tank?

 

[Angry Beavers]

You can't go in the store without a mask

 

[Angry Beavers]

I am going for a drive. 

 

[perbach]

I'm essential.

 

[Dezbelief]

Me- I bought a container of those generic wipes you like.

My best friend- Cool I'll trade you some Clorox wipes for them.

 

[Dezbelief]

Honey you won't believe what I found at the store today.

 

[The Duff Man]

I am betting on the Bills to win the AFC East. 

 

[El Floppo]

put on your mask... slowly... now wash your hands... that's it. ok- let's go.

never mind. that was pretty much our saturday nights pre-covid.

 

[DallasDMac]

I'm tired of not having anything to do on the weekends.

 

[Angry Beavers]

The store is still out of toilet paper. 

 

[Osaurus]

I just hit the lottery. Snagged a Clorox Wipes 3-pack. 

 

[McBokonon]

(Stands with arms akimbo, victorious grin on face.)

 “Today, I am wearing pants!”