This is why I hate escalators (1 Viewer)

[Zegras11]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ajfhnk/this_is_why_i_hate_escalators/?st=JRBL9B76&sh=696fdf88

 

[Parrothead]

cheaper than joining a gym

 

[Ron Swanson]

:Hedberg:

 

[El Floppo]

I skipped to the end- to confirm whether they would give up or not.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

That kid is *back*... on the escalator again!

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some ******* kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator

 

[jb1020]

This is a better reason to hate escalators  

 

[comfortably numb]

This is why i hate old people?

 

[ericttspikes]

I tried to do the Buddy the Elf escalator technique....going down. It doesn't work as well.

 

[NutterButter]

Even better then the videos is some of the comments on reddit.  

"I wonder how old they were when they started their walk. "

 

[EYLive]

Counter-point.

 

[glvsav37]

Even better then the videos is some of the comments on reddit.  

"I wonder how old they were when they started their walk. "

2 Years Married

Guy: Dear, that’s the down...Dear...DEAR!

20 Years Later

Guy: Heh, there she goes again. I’ll just wait here at the top.

Many Years Later

Guy: The doc told me to get my steps in...

 

[wikkidpissah]

i LOVE escalators!!

 

[matuski]

Mitch Hedberg's old "escalators can never break, they just become stairs" routine. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

i LOVE escalators!!

Theme song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3pR87L-T8

 

[Rhythmdoctor]

That’s funny!! 

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I’m not a fan after seeing that video of that lady getting eaten alive by one. Luckily she saved her daughter just before it took her.