Threw a penalty on a head coach tonight... (1 Viewer)

[Jayrod]

I'm a linesman for local HS football. Tonight had a varsity homecoming game.

4th quarter and this team is losing. Head Coach starts getting sarcastic, thanking me for all we did tonight and for helping his team. A couple of flags go against him and he keeps yelling thank you to the referee. The sarcasm is real thick and non stop. A couple of twenty something assistant coaches join in as well. After a few minutes I'm getting real sick of it.

Then the head coach walks by and pats my butt and says that he appreciates my work tonight. I ignore it. He then does it again and I tell him not to touch me. He says, "Don't tell me what to do!"

Flag flies, 15 yards. First time I've called it in four years.

 

[dozer]

You might need glasses. Did anyone suggest you have your eyes checked?

 

[Fennis]

Can you flag me for what I think?

No.

Well, I think you are an #######.

 

[Jayrod]

You might need glasses. Did anyone suggest you have your eyes checked?

No, this was higher level stuff here. This guy was using sarcasm. Way advanced technique.

 

[Widbil83]

You should have filed assault charges.

 

[Time Kibitzer]

You ignored a guy patting your butt?

 

[Jayrod]

You should have filed assault charges.

I do have to file a special report that goes to his AD.

 

[Jayrod]

You ignored a guy patting your butt?

I get a lot of ### grabs in public so it didn't register at first.

 

[joffer]

Where does he keep his dogs?

 

[Raider Nation]

The flag was not punitive enough, IMO. You should have forced him to read Tim's posts.

 

[Jayrod]

Where does he keep his dogs?

He probably keeps them tied to a tree.

 

[Jayrod]

Another beauty came from a female fan as I was walking off the field. My back was shot by then and I was hobbling pretty bad.

She says, "Good. I hope you are cramping up. You guys were horrible tonight."

 

[Jayrod]

The flag was not punitive enough, IMO. You should have forced him to read Tim's posts.

No man deserves that, no matter how much he fondles me.

 

[bluemagic]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

 

[timschochet]

You wanted to punch him in the neck, didn't you?

 

[Limp Ditka]

If he didn't hate you before, pick hates you now.

 

[Jayrod]

You wanted to punch him in the neck, didn't you?

Lol

 

[Jayrod]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

 

[Jayrod]

If he didn't hate you before, pick hates you now.

Does he like to fondle refs while insulting them for the better part of two hours? If so, then I can see where he's coming from.

 

[bluemagic]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

 

[Jayrod]

And what the heck is the deal with a Thursday night game? I can't even throw back enough beer to laugh it off since I've got to work tomorrow.

 

[Jayrod]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

 

[bluemagic]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

 

[Jayrod]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

Nevermind. Not in the mood for a religious debate.

 

[timschochet]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Won't you help to sing these songs of freedom?

 

[bluemagic]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

So you don't ever recount reffing stories with buddies?

Nevermind. Not in the mood for a religious debate.

Sure but not the way you're doing it. You're trying to show this patience until pushed crap. Get over yourself.

You got your back up in recent religious debate and now you want to puff your chest out. You seem to think you are some great Xian because you look into it but your God would actually look down on you for looking down on other Xians. I hate hypocrites like you.

 

[Jayrod]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

So you don't ever recount reffing stories with buddies? Nevermind. Not in the mood for a religious debate.

Sure but not the way you're doing it. You're trying to show this patience until pushed crap. Get over yourself.

You got your back up in recent religious debate and now you want to puff your chest out. You seem to think you are some great Xian because you look into it but your God would actually look down on you for looking down on other Xians. I hate hypocrites like you.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

 

[bluemagic]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

So you don't ever recount reffing stories with buddies? Nevermind. Not in the mood for a religious debate.

Sure but not the way you're doing it. You're trying to show this patience until pushed crap. Get over yourself.

You got your back up in recent religious debate and now you want to puff your chest out. You seem to think you are some great Xian because you look into it but your God would actually look down on you for looking down on other Xians. I hate hypocrites like you.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

It seems to be you who got butthurt...as usual.

 

[Jayrod]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

So you don't ever recount reffing stories with buddies? Nevermind. Not in the mood for a religious debate.

Sure but not the way you're doing it. You're trying to show this patience until pushed crap. Get over yourself.

You got your back up in recent religious debate and now you want to puff your chest out. You seem to think you are some great Xian because you look into it but your God would actually look down on you for looking down on other Xians. I hate hypocrites like you.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

It seems to be you who got butthurt...as usual.

Well my butt does literally hurt. I think I'm developing sciatica in my right leg.

 

[tonydead]

Best thread ever.

 

[bluemagic]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

So you don't ever recount reffing stories with buddies? Nevermind. Not in the mood for a religious debate.

Sure but not the way you're doing it. You're trying to show this patience until pushed crap. Get over yourself.

You got your back up in recent religious debate and now you want to puff your chest out. You seem to think you are some great Xian because you look into it but your God would actually look down on you for looking down on other Xians. I hate hypocrites like you.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

It seems to be you who got butthurt...as usual.

Well my butt does literally hurt. I think I'm developing sciatica in my right leg.

Bearing a cross does get tough.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Do people have to read something into every thread?

I dont know the backstory here between you two, but Bluemagic, you seem to be out of line on this one.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Checking my card, I got Jayrod in this one.

 

[avoiding injuries]

Do people have to read something into every thread?

I dont know the backstory here between you two, but Bluemagic, you seem to be out of line on this one.

Completely. What a doosh

 

[Rick James]

Jayrod, I heard you were in fact on your knees and blowing the game. Any comment?

 

[TenTimes]

Another beauty came from a female fan as I was walking off the field. My back was shot by then and I was hobbling pretty bad.

She says, "Good. I hope you are cramping up. You guys were horrible tonight."

its only a game (unless you're in Texas)

 

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Flags.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Like to hear more about the homecoming queen?

 

[johnnycakes]

No matter how badly you and the crew effed up his game for him, touching a ref is a big no-no and flag should have been thrown the first time with an ejection for the second offense.

 

[matuski]

I bet that guy didn't even believe in god.

 

[ffjunk]

:(

 

[James Daulton]

Maybe your crew sucked and cost him the game?

 

[igbomb]

Not sure who bluemagic is but he comes off as a real jerk. Go away.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Do people have to read something into every thread?

I dont know the backstory here between you two, but Bluemagic, you seem to be out of line on this one.

Completely. What a doosh

No kidding. WTF? That guy seems mentally unstable. Seriously.

 

[glvsav37]

One of the pure joys of being an official is tossing a ######## coach and then watching him fume and get pissed off before doing the walk of shame off the field (or in my case across the ice). All while you just stand there, holding up the game and waiting until he is gone.

 

[otello]

Can you flag me for what I think?

No.

Well, I think you are an #######.

that one never gets old.

 

[spOOfy]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

 

[spOOfy]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

 

[spOOfy]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

 

[spOOfy]

You churchies really like to look for redemption at all turns, huh?

Not kidding. I've refereed/judged/umpired many sports and it's always the church guys who have to justify/explain/look for redemption. There's a reason why church leaders refer to followers as a flock.

How am I "looking for redemption"?

Check the OP.

So you don't ever recount reffing stories with buddies?

Nevermind. Not in the mood for a religious debate.

Sure but not the way you're doing it. You're trying to show this patience until pushed crap. Get over yourself.

You got your back up in recent religious debate and now you want to puff your chest out. You seem to think you are some great Xian because you look into it but your God would actually look down on you for looking down on other Xians. I hate hypocrites like you.