Tiger Running Amok in Manhattan! (1 Viewer)

[McJose]

...actually it was just a raccoon

A report of a tiger running amok in the streets of Manhattan briefly caused a social media frenzy early Thursday, as reporters scrambled to find photos of the ferocious feline and warn civilians to stay out of the area. 

Turns out, it was a raccoon. 

Hardly flow chart for future reference

 

[dickey moe]

Seems like a reasonable error.

 

[TheFanatic]

Tiger Woods chasing tail again?

 

[RUSF18]

Where's Jian Yang? Could use a "not tiger" app. 

 

[McJose]

Seems like a reasonable error.

You should use that in some of your reports.

"Spotted numerous tigers in sector 23.  Or maybe they were kit foxes.  Whatever."

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

This is why those of us in fly over country do not think, but know, you all would be helpless if society broke down.

 

[McJose]

This is why those of us in fly over country do not think, but know, you all would be helpless if society broke down.

The first casualties of the Riversco Civil War would be city slickers.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

The first casualties of the Riversco Civil War would be city slickers.

Well the second casualties. I'm thinking a number of folks might go out of their way to see that Riversco was the first. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Hardly flow chart for future reference

 

[Epic Problem]

We're well past due for a Lllama herd running amok, aren't we? 

 

[heckmanm]

Freegan Hamburlgar

 

[RUSF18]

This is why those of us in fly over country do not think, but know, you all would be helpless if society broke down.

And you people in fly over country are picturing this "tiger" being spotted by some polished ad exec wearing his $400 Ferragamos while the rest of us realize that it likely came from a crackhead, being that deep into Harlem. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Maybe it was this guy?

 

[tri-man 47]

Another helpful flowchart - Am I a horse?

(and another favorite regarding bacon)

 

[McJose]

If I was an official in a city that had a tiger problem, the first thing I would say is that we didn't have a tiger problem.

Hide your water buffalos. 

Damn.  Great point.

 

[El Floppo]

We're well past due for a Lllama herd running amok, aren't we? 

Already happened